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Marrying a man like Zhu Yawen is a real treasure.
(1)
After "Sound on the Scene", the walking hormone Zhu Yawen became popular again in "Heartbeat Signal".
As his popularity continues to rise over the years, more and more people have been digging out his married life with his wife Shen Jiani, either actively or passively. It is so sweet that it is so sweet. I bought a lot of dog food.
So I felt that I can’t be the only one eating this dog food, and I have to give each of you a bowl. I’ll do it first, you can do whatever you want:
Netizens all over the country said : Shen Jiani must have saved the banking system in her previous life. Although this is a joke, it shows that Zhu Yawen's husband is suitable for all ages and can cure all diseases.
(2)
Speaking of this, it reminds me of my best friend Xiaofang’s husband Xiao Li. He is really a doting wife, although his appearance is nothing like that of Zhu Yawen. In comparison, he is very considerate to Xiaofang in life, which is comparable to the care a father takes for his daughter.
Xiaofang has many bad habits.
For example, Xiaoli often wakes up hungry in the middle of the night and wants to eat. No matter how late or sleepy he is, Xiaoli will always bring hot food without saying a word. It doesn’t take much time to put on his coat. , and never complained.
For example, Xiaofang is a relatively strong and willful girl in our circle of best friends, and we often need to take turns coaxing her. Several of our best friends often say "Oh my God, who will take her away?" Human beings screamed in the sky to express that they couldn't stand it any more, but Xiao Li always looked shameless and cheerful, never hitting back or scolding him.
For example, Xiaofang sometimes ruins her body due to her greed for food and play. Xiaofang’s father is a traditional Chinese medicine doctor. The prescriptions given to Xiaofang often require going to remote roadsides to collect fresh herbs and boil them for traditional Chinese medicine treatment. She loves to play. Xiaofang often plays until very late and then remembers that today's herbs have not yet been found, so Xiaoli rides to a far place to pick them, rain or shine, just to not delay Xiaofang's condition. Even if it rains heavily, Xiao Li will bring the herbs back.
For example, if Xiaofang is in a bad mood at work, Xiaoli will be a perfect and non-threatening punching bag when she comes home from get off work.
Sometimes, our sisters would ask Xiao Li in a mocking manner: How can you stand it when your wife bullies you like this? We learned a trick and went back to teach it to our boyfriends.
I still remember Xiaoli’s reply to us: Since I met Xiaofang, my world has become a lot brighter. Maybe this is the power of love. If you love someone, you are willing to do it for the other person regardless of the cost. You may only see the side of Xiaofang's savage girlfriend who is devoted wholeheartedly, but what you don't know is that she is also considerate to me.
Listening to your words is worth ten years of reading.
Perhaps, the most lovely thing about love is that although you are naughty and even bad in the eyes of outsiders, I can see your warm nature in your badness and carry them forward.
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Growing up, I always envied my mother for being able to marry my father. According to my mother, it was my father’s handsomeness that she fell in love with during the blind date. (At that time, my mother was a smart little girl. My father and I were on a blind date with another one of my mother’s good sisters. In order to win over my father, my mother pointed at the other blind date and lied to her good sister and said: I think that one is pretty handsome.)
At that time, my grandparents were very poor, unimaginably poor. My father had several girlfriends, and when they came to our house, they all turned around and left. So without getting to know each other, I believe that my mother really fell in love with my father's appearance. It's just that my mother was really lucky and met my father, a good man who cares about his family, by accident.
What I remember very clearly is that in the past, people in rural areas would boil water and then boil it and pour it into a thermos, so that it would be available immediately when needed. One year, my mother got up in the middle of the night to fill a bottle of boiled water. She accidentally poured the entire bottle of boiled water onto my mother's legs without holding it up properly.
I really can’t imagine how painful it would be to have boiling water of 100 degrees Celsius swooping down on the human body.
At that time, the burn area of ??the entire leg reached 70%. For the next half month, my father watched my mother day and night to change her dressing. Occasionally, when he was tired, he would lie down next to my mother's bed and take a nap.
It was extremely painful when changing the dressing. My mother would show her temper and refuse to change, so my father would patiently coax my mother to change the dressing. Sometimes my father would even stretch out his arm to ask me to change the dressing. Mom bites when it hurts.
To this day, the scars on my mother’s legs are still there, and what you can’t imagine is that the scars on my father’s arms are also still there.
My dad still teases my mom from time to time: "Old woman, look at me, such a handsome person, but my arm was bitten like this by you. It's not good for decades. I don't think I'll be good in the next life." If you can't find a partner because of your ugliness, I will definitely pester you again. "
At this time, my mother always laughs happily and replies to my father with a sweet thought.
Over the past few decades, my mother has never felt ugly because of the ugly scars on her legs. Instead, she thinks they are beautiful. Probably because these scars made her and my dad have a deeper relationship.
(4)
Many people ask me, what is love?
I didn’t understand it before, but now I will quote a poem by Yuan Zhen to tell you:
Once upon a time, there was no water in the sea, except for Wushan, it was not clouds.
Love is probably what Zhu Yawen, Xiao Li, and our dads look like.
I hope we can all have such love and marry such love.
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