Joke: Drinking and reading _ laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

Classmate A: "Look at your long face. What's wrong? "

B: "The teacher asked us to write an article entitled" What did you do yesterday? "

A: "Well, what did you do yesterday?"

B: "Drink."

A: "You are so stupid! Let me tell you something. If you keep writing, why not just change the word' drinking' to' reading'? "

Inspired, B wrote: "I got up early in the morning and studied for a long time. I thought about it, read the second half in one breath, and felt that it was not enough, so I went to the store and bought another one. " When I came back, I met Li Da who was on the run. When I looked into his eyes, I knew he had read almost. "