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Former headmaster.
The following are the principals I recommended for you before retirement:
The window of the office is open, the sun shines in, and the whole room is bright. The light pricked him like a needle, and he panicked and locked the drawer nervously. He doesn't like sunshine. He believes that sunshine is actually a pair of eyes, which is easy to pry into other people's privacy. However, after a while, he opened the drawer again. He still wants to see the hundred thousand dollars, and he feels safe and comfortable when he looks at it. I'm afraid it will disappear like evaporation in the blink of an eye.
In fact, this hundred thousand yuan was still in his drawer yesterday. I just didn't pay so much attention at that time, and I don't cherish it now. It was not until this morning that Jason Chung became indifferent to something around him that he seriously thought about it and became interested in it.
Jason Chung said, I hope I can help him and be promoted to dean. This Jason Chung is his right-hand man. When he was promoted to principal, he said that he would become a director of Jason Chung. But later, due to busy work and many worries, I forgot about it for the time being. If Jason Chung hadn't mentioned it, I'm afraid he would never remember it. But it bothers him to remember. Jason Chung wants to be a dean, which is a bit difficult, because the person sitting on this stool now has a background, and he doesn't want to offend someone who is more powerful than himself. Therefore, he can only send Jason Chung away like everyone else: "It's not easy, wait."
"You have to wait, President Liu. You don't want to think about it. You will retire next year. How long will you wait? "
This touched his nerves. What? I'm retiring next year? He has been working hard and seriously, and never thought about retiring. Now that I think about it, he has this fear. What can he do after retirement? Can this still be won by all-powerful people? I can't. Retirement is just like ordinary people. I'm nothing. Thinking of this, he was reluctant to go, and even asked himself, why did he retire? Can't I return it? He thinks it is a waste to get rid of someone who can still work, which wastes both talents and resources.
At that moment, he remembered the hundred thousand dollars in the drawer. This100000 yuan comes from the students' school selection fee. If he doesn't report it, his superiors won't know, that is, he can keep it for himself. He will retire next year. After retirement, he won't have so much power now. Therefore, he should seize this opportunity and make a good profit before retirement, otherwise he will have nothing.
In fact, he knows that he is not the only one who has this idea. Many cadres made a fortune before they retired, and Wang Zhen, the former headmaster, was one of them. When Wang Zhen was the principal, he was corrupt every year, and all the school selection fees collected went into his own pocket. Although some insiders know about it, no one will report it, because everyone is in the same nest. Wang Zhen often asks him questions, and when he answers them, Wang Zhen will refute them. Their views are rarely the same. There is a problem that he still remembers. He was against it at that time, but now he is beginning to understand the correctness of that sentence. Wang Zhen asked him what is the most important thing in the world. He answered life at that time, but Wang Zhen retorted that it was money, and money was the most important thing. He sniggered at the king for stealing money and losing his life. What else can he do if he wants money?
It was not until he became the principal today that he gradually realized the importance of money. What can you do without money? The world is all about money. With money, you can start a company, run a factory and win applause from others. You can't move without money, and no one sympathizes with you. He feels stupid at the thought of it. Really stupid to the extreme. What about honesty? Who cares about your honesty? Don't you have to pack up and go home after you've been clean for half your life? Therefore, it is a waste of money to be rich and not greedy.
That morning, he kept the hundred thousand dollars until he came home from work.
When he got home, his wife had cooked the meal and was waiting for him. His wife asked him why he came back so late. On the spur of the moment, he wanted to tell his wife his plan, but he did, and finally didn't say it. There are two reasons: first, the money has not completely reached his pocket, fearing that something will happen. Second, he wants to surprise his wife. His wife doesn't have a job and doesn't earn much every month. The family's life is not affluent, even a little bitter. He thinks that in this poor life, he suddenly has a lot of money, which just makes his life decent. His wife will be very excited and happy.
He pondered how to use the money while eating. The house where he lives was built in the 1980s, and it has been 20 years now. Compared with some new buildings, it is not only outdated, but also obsolete, and even some walls are cracked. When it rains, the whole house is as wet as water He and his wife have been tired of this shabby house for a long time, but they can't help it. He is poor and can't afford a new house. No matter how tired they are, they have to live. He now thinks that the first thing to get this 100,000 yuan is to buy a suite, which doesn't need to be beautiful, as long as it's not shabby and can keep out the wind and rain. Besides buying a house, he also wants to give his wife something. His wife accompanied him for half his life and suffered a lot. He always feels sorry for his wife. He remembered that his wife went shopping the other day. When passing by a shopping mall, a waiter suddenly grabbed his wife and sold her some lipsticks he didn't know. The waiter introduced carefully, and the wife listened carefully, but in the end, the wife had to say no and reluctantly left. At that time, he was so embarrassed that he felt useless that he couldn't even afford a lipstick. With money, he must give his wife some compensation, or he will be too sorry for her.
After dinner, he lay on the sofa and rested, still thinking about money. He is worried that the money will disappear. However, he tried to calm himself down. At this time, panic often becomes the source of accidents. He thought, this is probably the psychological characteristics of people who are corrupt for the first time.
Just then, his cell phone rang. It's Wen Li, his old classmate. Wen Li is also a principal. They often go back and forth and have a good relationship. So you're welcome to meet, and naturally we get to the point.
"Can I help you?" He asked.
"I just heard the news that it was revealed that all the principals of your school have embezzled the students' school selection fees, right? "
"What?"
He felt a little in a trance. What happened? Dream on. He just wants to do it, he just thinks about his own good wishes, but someone comes to ruin it. Why? Why do you have a problem with him? He thinks there must be something wrong with this man, or he is crazy. He also hopes that this is just a dream, and everything is illusory, including his old classmate Wen Li. Yes, he decided it was a dream.
He stumbled to school and plunged into the office. He opened the drawer and stared at the money again. He suddenly found that the money would run away, just like people, which was very interesting. He tried to reach for the money, but the money ran around and couldn't be caught at all. He was a little out of breath and muttered, why are you running? Why don't you follow me? Then grab, grab and grab, always can't catch. So, he simply stopped catching it, sat and watched it run and saw how long it could run.
The door opened and a man came in. It's Jason Chung. He was startled, suddenly woke up from the illusion and quickly locked the drawer. He was unhappy about Jason Chung's sudden appearance, but before he vented his anger, Jason Chung spoke first. Principal, there is a reporter looking for you outside. Reporter? Looking for me? Is it about corruption and school selection fees? He's a little upset. It seems that Wen Li is not lying. Someone really exposed the corruption of school selection fees.
He wanted to refuse, but reporters were waiting at the door, clamoring to see him. He has no choice but to go out.
"Excuse me, President Liu, do you know the school selection fee paid by Wang Zhen, the former president of your school?" The reporter asked.
"I don't know." He said coldly.
"Is President Liu corrupt?"
"No."
He thinks these reporters are stupid and even asks himself if there is corruption. Even if there is corruption, who will tell the truth? He laughed at these idiots secretly and even became a reporter. This is a joke. He pushed these idiots out and locked the door. He doesn't want to tangle with these idiots any longer. He wants to be alone. I can't calm down, my heart is shaking, my hands are shaking, and my head feels great, like a group of people fighting with him.
He took out his mobile phone and pressed Wang Zhen's number. This matter is mainly related to Wang Zhen. He wanted to hear his opinion, but as soon as he made it clear, Wang Zhen's tone changed. What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? Someone has exposed the corruption in your school. What does this have to do with me? You must find out who is the headmaster now. I am an outsider, but I know nothing. Oh, nothing, nothing, I'm just asking. Then he hung up. He sat coldly, not knowing what to do. He thinks he should be an outsider. How did he become the protagonist?
Now the question he has to think about is whether he is greedy. He knows that without this 100,000 yuan, many of his visions can't be realized and life will be very hard, but he also knows that this money is a bit tricky and not as easy as before. He thought, what would happen if he was greedy for money and was later found out and took himself to court? Punished? Prison? Shoot? He is a little scared, which will have a great influence on his life and life anyway.
The door opened again, or Jason Chung. He's a little upset. Has the reporter left? Jason Chung said: No, I'm still at school. He's even more angry. Why don't these idiots walk here? Are you waiting for me? What an asshole! Then he asked, What are you doing at school? I am interviewing students. It's live now. Jason Chung said and bowed his head. What? Interviewing students? This time he was not only angry, but also trembling. There is a TV next to it, but he is afraid to turn it on. There is something he plays there, and he can imagine what it is like. He just finds it hard to believe that his students are against him. How much he liked and cared about students before, he devoted all his energy to them. His only hope is that these students can grow up healthily. Now, these students are all against him. Why?
"Principal, are you all right?" This is what Jason Chung asked. Jason Chung didn't go, still standing in situ, it seems that there are things.
"Nothing, you-what else?" He asked.
"Here is a letter for you."
At this time he didn't look at Jason Chung carefully. Jason Chung does have a letter in his hand. He took it and tore it open. That's an article. He suddenly remembered his speech in class a few days ago. He talks about being a man and morality, which is a topic he likes to discuss with students. He thinks it is of great benefit to students' learning and growth. He said that one must know how to be a man, which is the most basic principle in life. Secondly, we must have morality, which is the standard to measure a person. Moral people will be respected in society, while immoral people are like dirt, which is untenable in society. His speech was warmly welcomed by the students. At that time, another student asked him if * * * was immoral. He replied that this is not only immoral, but also illegal and should be punished by law. He spoke very firmly, and finally asked each student to write an article about his experience and give it to him.
Now, he is holding the article that the students gave him, but he is afraid to read it. Every word there will make him uneasy. What he said that day always comes to mind: "This is not only immoral, but also illegal and should be punished by law". He was a little incredulous that this sentence came from himself. How did it become like this again? Only then did he realize that he had changed and become inhuman.
He remembered the busy and happy days before. Although a little bitter, he can live a full life without too many troubles. Now he lives in fear as if he had spent a year. Why is this? He sighed, stood up and walked out of the office step by step. At that moment, he seemed to find the ease that had been with him before.
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