Joke of seeking quality

Funny: 1 "Dad, I failed the art final exam!" "Why!" "The teacher asked me to draw a group of fish, and the students all drew fish swimming in the water. Only I painted squid with iron plate. " Xiaoming burst into tears in an instant! 2. When I was in junior high school, I was fascinated by martial arts novels. I was reading Jin Yong's "Eight Dragons" in class when the teacher found it and confiscated it, and then shouted: Give me the other seven books. 3. It is forbidden to put 20 yuan cash in the classroom according to the regulations of the school, otherwise the school will not be responsible for the loss. It seems that 20 yuan will take care of the school as soon as you leave. . . If you can't accept my worst side, then you don't deserve my best side. -Daoxiao Noodles, the master said in the face of guests' complaints. This joke belongs to: smile every day.