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What did the man who was blown out of bed by 8000 firecrackers do?

1.

See a video in a circle of friends-

A woman put 8,000 firecrackers on her boyfriend's bed and lit them just for "joking".

Come on, this is called "joking"? At that time, the poor and middle peasants who were both wise and brave used firecrackers and iron drums to install machine guns to drive away the devils. It was useless to use 8000 rings of earth red, okay?

Obviously, this joke is not funny. The unlucky boyfriend is lying on the ground in pain, and the sister herself is not much better.

Some people, without learning a lesson, just don't know what "discretion" means.

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Children often don't know how to "measure" and need guidance from adults.

When I was in kindergarten, I once went to her house to play with my friends, and her mother lay on the kang and took a nap. The little friend had a whim and thought it would be fun to pat his mother's face with a shovel that loaded coal into the stove.

Don't ask me why I'm so funny. Sometimes the child's idea is really groundless, but she thinks it must be very funny, so she really took the spatula and patted her mother on the face twice.

It's not heavy, but it's enough to make her mother wake up suddenly, then look at us in horror, her eyes gradually turn to anger, and then beat up her little friend regardless of my presence.

I believe the boys have understood since then that you can't joke with adults ... anyway, I learned.

It is not surprising that children are immature and do not know how to "measure". So many times the jokes between children are cruel. Often the joking party is heartless and cheerful, and the fooled party is depressed and painful.

Because they are "children", many actually excessive jokes are not taken seriously by adults and will not be given proper education.

As a result, there will always be some children, until they grow into adults in their twenties and thirties, who often make light jokes and don't feel that they have done anything wrong.

There is a popular word recently, which I think can be used to describe this kind of person-giant baby.

3.

I once saw a sentence in a book, which was quite profound-the essence of jokes is mistakes.

It should have been like this, but it turned out like that, and everyone might find it funny. It can be said that without mistakes, there will be no jokes. Think about it this way, in fact, jokes are the same.

People who know humor are good at finding jokes by grasping the dislocation of things, rather than making jokes by hurting others. This is true wisdom.

However, there is often no shortage of another kind of person in reality-

For example, making fun of others' physical defects, coaxing others to do things that will scare them, catching things that others are not good at and saying some funny things, etc.

If the other person doesn't mind, it's a joke, but once it goes too far, it's malicious. Just like the 8000-ring earth red event in the video.

The woman at least realized that she had gone too far and the house burned down quickly. If she doesn't realize it, it will be a wonderful flower among wonderful flowers.

However, in life, people often say, "Why can't you make a joke?" Facing each other's anger after crossing the line. "

Ha ha.

Wake up, you big baby. Not everything you find interesting is a joke. Otherwise, when you fall asleep, I will give you an 8000-ring earth red to try.

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