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My father, Han Fuju.
This woman's boat is bigger than the boatman's. The woman carried Shi Youde into the middle cabin and gently put him on the bed. This is a soft bed for sleeping people. It is very comfortable. There is a small stove at the stern. There are some buckets for chopping wood and only drawing water beside the stove, and two towels are hung on the crossbar next to it. 1 1May 15, Wan 'an Cemetery, Beijing. The descendants of Han Fuju put on new tombstones for the prominent figures of this family. The owner of this tombstone did not expect that a series of "Han Fuju jokes" were circulating behind him.
Behind these jokes is the helplessness of Han Fuju's descendants. "My father was trapped by Chiang Kai-shek and killed. Wen Huayue, an official of Chiang Kai-shek's government, met him curiously. She wanted to use this wishing stone to get a thousand-year-old ginseng, but she thought that her mother-in-law told her to look for it sincerely. How could she be opportunistic? After thinking so much, she bowed her head in shame and put away the wishing stone. After saying goodbye to the little fish, he walked to the mountain. I made many rumors and made up many jokes about my father, which were widely circulated. Of course, these jokes are all fake. "
So, what kind of person is Han Fuju in the family?
Rush home for the funeral/someone died in the family
1925, this winter is particularly cold. Han's earliest memory is still in the dead of winter this year.
No.7 Maojiawan, Beijing. Cry loudly.
Brigadier General Han Fuju's father Han Shize died of illness. "Although my father has been promoted to the brigade commander, the nationalist army is notoriously poor and has no salary at all. The brigade commander has only a few tens of dollars in subsidies, and the family has no money to buy coffins. At that time, the battle of Pingjin broke out, and the soldier Li and my father led a team to the front line through Tongzhou. No one presided over my grandfather's funeral, and my mother was extremely anxious. "
The messenger urged Han Fuju to say, "The old man is seriously ill. Please hurry home. "
Han Fuju said helplessly, the roar of our city people resounded through the sky: "I would rather lose my life than a coffin!" People are in coffins! The coffin is ruined! " How to get back? I'm fighting with my troops now. I can't go back.
The night after grandpa died of illness, I suddenly heard someone shouting outside the door: "The brigade commander is back!" " "
"We all ran outside, only to see my father travel-stained jumped down from his horse and went straight to his grandfather's bed, caressing his body and crying. No one dares to persuade him. "
Zi-hua han can remember, "I remember at that time, as soon as he entered the door, he cried and said that I should come back to see you and meet you. At that time, I was poor and my grandfather died. What should I do? There is no money at home, and even the coffin can't be bought back. "
After crying, Han Fuju got up and choked up and said to his wife, "There is a war ahead. I must go at once. Let's ask Mr. Lu for a funeral. " Say that finish, he took a few messengers, galloped away on horseback, with the eyes of a mother and son behind him.
If it weren't for the war, Han Fuju wouldn't leave anyway. Grandfather Han Shize is a scholar and makes a living by teaching. "The family has a large population and goes hungry all the year round. After my father became a battalion commander, his family situation improved slightly, but he still couldn't get rid of the word' poor' and never enjoyed a day's happiness in his life. My father feels very sorry for the old man. "
Soon, Beijing garrison commander Lu came. "Mr. Lu organized his grandfather's funeral. Unexpectedly 10 years later, Mr. Lu took care of his father's funeral in Wuchang. "
In the memory of Han Zihua's childhood, Han Fuju has been working hard outside for many years since his grandfather died. "I seldom see my father, but I often hear people around me say where he is and what he is fighting. It is very colorful. I am too young to listen to the excitement. "
By that time, Beijing had been controlled by the army. Han followed his mother to Tibet. "I have to move once a month or two, live in four cities in Beijing and live a life of fear."
This life lasted until 1930, and Han came to Jinan with his mother. Father has led the army to Shandong in advance.
In Shandong, Han Fuju's family began a quiet life for seven years. Han's memory of his father will stay in these seven years forever. "By the beginning of 1938, his father was no longer alive."
Shandong Xia Nan
Han Fuju, chairman of Shandong Province, is famous all over the world, but the old provincial capital of Shandong Province is not luxurious.
"Influenced by the tradition of the nationalist army, my father was dressed simply. Every day, he always wears a gray military uniform, black shoes and cloth socks, no different from ordinary soldiers. When he meets a big party or receives a VIP, he must wear a Sam Browne belt and leggings. At this time, he looks like a soldier. "
"Father is very casual about diet. Usually he eats alone in the office, and it is common to have two dishes and one soup for each meal. " Han Fuju, a native of Baxian County, Hebei Province, especially likes to eat pancakes, jiaozi and other pasta. "Mom took us and our tutor to eat in the East Building, with four dishes and one soup for each meal, many hot pots in winter, and chickens and fish on holidays." "On one occasion, my brother was greedy and went to the kitchen by himself. The cook asked him what he wanted to eat. He couldn't think of any dishes, so he said, let's have shredded pork and fried pork slices! In the provincial party Committee compound, everyone joked about this. "
Although Han Fuju doesn't care about eating, he has a soft spot for wine and loves to drink "tempting dry" brewed in his hometown of Hebei. "Sometimes he comes to the East Building for the night, as long as he hears the thunderous roar of the guards standing at the door downstairs:' Attention, salute!'" That must be him. Mother called him upstairs and sat opposite him across the living room table, smoking and chatting at home. Then he will bring the table and drinks, pour them slowly and drink them. The appetizer is always two side dishes, one is scrambled eggs with Toona sinensis, and the other is mixed with tofu with shallots. My father is an alcoholic. Every time he drinks half a catty of white wine, he is not slightly drunk. Generally, he only drinks half a catty of wine. I have never seen him drunk. "
"My father is also a heavy smoker. He only smokes big Hadmen cigarettes. At that time, it was a very common kind of cigarette, and there was a saying, "Hey, stop fighting. Just as Zhu became more and more ill, someone came to report it. Two Taoist priests, Gao and Xiao, requested an audience. They claimed to be disciples of Yuzhenzi and knew how to save the blood line. Zhu Xi was overjoyed and hurried to welcome people into the house. Don't fight! " At this moment, a very young woman came along. She is Mrs. Wang's room. Rich people smoke the brand of' green battery'. He may not smoke this kind of cigarette out of economy, but it may be a habit he developed during his long and hard military life. His posture of holding a cigarette is also very characteristic: he holds the middle of the cigarette with his thumb and forefinger, making the cigarette butt upturned, which is a bit clumsy. His shop runs very fast, knowing that people are prominent people who show their clothes, so he is eager to promote the good dishes in the shop. Feng usually likes delicious food and asks with interest what delicious food there is. This shop strongly recommends fried dried bamboo shoots with sheep liver. Upon hearing this, Feng nodded slightly. It's really to avoid finger twitching. "(The nationalist army forbids smoking. Feng Yuxiang often checks the fingers of officers and men. If there are traces of yellow smoke, you should kneel down and be punished, or beat with an army stick. Han Fuju has become a habit for a long time, and it is difficult to get rid of it. He smokes in this position. )
On one occasion, Han followed his father to visit Feng Yuxiang at Zhao Pu Temple in Taishan. "When my father saw Feng Yuxiang, he looked like a soldier. He sat there with dignity, afraid to move casually. Feng Yuxiang is a big man, half a head taller than his father. He is wearing a blue trousers coat, a coarse cloth belt around his waist, and a straw hat, all dressed up by northern farmers. My father dressed up as a soldier and looked like a soldier in front of Feng Yuxiang, sitting respectfully and chatting carefully. " Feng Yuxiang suddenly said, "Xiangfang, just smoke a cigarette." "Of course I saw it," the boy replied, "but honey, let me keep these shoes! I want to give them to my stepmother when I get home. Maybe I can get some food this way. I am really hungry. "It doesn't matter. I know you smoke. You have been smoking for a long time. If I tell you, you can't stop smoking. Han Fuju immediately stood up and replied back and forth: "Mr. Report, I have given up smoking. "Han Fuju and Feng Yuxiang chatted for a while, and sure enough, the addiction came up." Father said it was convenient to go and just stepped out of the threshold. The adjutant, of course, understood and hurriedly handed him cigarettes. "
Han said that his father never refused to ride rickshaws and sedan chairs. He thinks that pulling people and lifting people are the most unequal. He hates the address of "master" and "young master" and forbids domestic servants to call us "young master".
This embarrassed the servants. How can they call Korean masters by their first names? "They tried their best to come up with a name, calling us' college students',' second students' and' third students' respectively. This title seems a bit funny, but I can't think of a better title, so everyone has to default. "
Han Fuju won't let his children go to primary school. "The place where they go to school is far from the provincial government, and the provincial government was married that night. There was a sumptuous banquet at home, and the guests were packed and lively. The bridal chamber is decorated with flowers, and the bride's body is radiant and radiant. Li Shizhen was filled with joy, and he could not help but be elated at the thought of starting a family from scratch and inheriting the rich property of the Cai family. I had a lot of experience and a long way to go, but I was only 7 years old and had to send it. My father is also afraid that I will go out to study badly. " Therefore, Han Fuju said: "Primary schools can study at home, and middle schools can go to other schools."
So Han Fuju hired a teacher to tutor his children. When Wang Mujiang saw that Dr. Xu had left, he closed the door, took out the carpenter's tools from under the bed, sharpened the axe and adjusted the plane. When grinding the axe, he looked at the wooden box with yellow paper under his eye bed, shook his head and continued grinding. Children are not allowed to go to junior high school until they reach a certain age.
Settle a lawsuit
"My father is very strict, and people say that his father loves to kill people." Among them, Han Fuju's judgment was criticized.
In this regard, Han did not categorically deny it. "When I first went to Shandong, my father tried everything. My father was born in poverty and felt that the people were too pitiful. He wants to be an honest official like Bao Gong, to do justice for heaven and make decisions for the people. Instead, Chen Chunqiu, a Shu Ren official, proudly said, "These two pears are ripe, and I want everyone in Chen Zhuang to share the grace of the holy family. As for these two persimmons, they have just been picked from the local persimmon tree and have not been baked yet. They are bitter and bitter. I can't let people in the manor complain to the court after tasting bitter persimmons. "You can only endure bitterness. This means that you can't eat bitter persimmons or be a manor owner! " A lawsuit, at this time of being an official, Nan Dou came up with an idea. Ao Guang played a wonderful game of chess, and the fishermen also secretly panicked. Privately, they were also confused. Ao Guang rolled his eyes, very proud, but urged him tightly: he can't take advantage. He tried every case and the court rejected it. You've tried all the cases. Why do you need a court? "
Han Fuju also feels that there is a problem. Some cases are not asked, but there are three cases that Han Fuju still has to try in person: one is a bandit case and the other is a drug trafficking case. At that time, anyone who sold opium was shot, no matter how many. "For opium smokers, my father was beaten for the first time, beaten for the second time and shot for the third time. Just three things. The drug dealer caught it and shot it directly. Many Japanese drug dealers have also been shot. " Third, in the case of corrupt officials, Han Fuju has established a senior detective team, and every institution has such detectives. "These detectives regularly write secret reports and send them directly to their fathers. The old man of the public security bureau who took bribes replied: "This is a book that records the marriage between men and women in the world. "Directors and county magistrates are often imprisoned or shot."
Han Fuju's case is open and transparent, and it is a matter of quick trial, life or death, beating or punishment.
Han Hanzong, the grandson of Han Fuju, has been consulting and studying the archives of Grandpa Han Fuju for a long time. He thinks grandpa is not trying a case, but judging it. "The trial is actually a military judicial issue. They've already tried. Grandpa will decide the case. The military judicial department reported the case and Grandpa decided how to judge it. "
In the early years of the Republic of China, ordinary people were still unwilling to go to court. Han Zong said, "Grandpa heard that poor people have no money, they can't afford a lawyer, they can't write a complaint or go to court. Grandpa said he didn't want a lawyer, so he set up several people to record ordinary people's cases. Why did the people gradually figure out why his son was so powerful? Master Xiao Mo asked him to practice his eyesight so that the carpenter could see it straight when he was alive. As a result, the practice of his eyesight made the boy look like lightning, too fast and too accurate. Therefore, he can hurt Grinch with his hands. Mo Ye has been taking evil for decades, knowing the dangers inside, so he advised his son to coexist and prosper with evil teachers. When taking evil, you should only drive away and not kill, so as not to make enemies, but you should ignore it. Mo Ye can't interfere with his son, and often sighs secretly. Remember what you said, any dialect will do. Show it to him as it is. Later, my grandfather didn't understand some dialects, and he thought it wouldn't work. I'd better get a lawyer. If I can't afford a lawyer, I can sue directly. Of course, it is not based on facts, and it is not based on law. Some personal factors are brought in, and false and wrong cases are inevitable. "
Selected from Looking at History +0 1. 10
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