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The prison door opened and the sun shone on Wang Xiaofei. He covered the light with his hand and narrowed his eyes. Wang Xiaofei gradually adapted
A joke about going to prison for the first time
The prison door opened and the sun shone on Wang Xiaofei. He covered the light with his hand and narrowed his eyes. Wang Xiaofei gradually adapted
The prison door opened and the sun shone on Wang Xiaofei. He covered the light with his hand and narrowed his eyes. Wang Xiaofei gradually adapted to the sunshine full of spring breath.
Come out!
Wang Xiaofei has an impulse to cry.
Three years!
After three years in prison, Wang Xiaofei felt as if a century had passed. In three years, Wang Xiaofei had too many feelings.
Speaking of the reasons for his imprisonment, Wang Xiaofei has never forgotten it.
Three years ago, Wang Xiaofei, his girlfriend Li Fangfang and his classmate Zheng Zhi were shopping in the street, and Li Fangfang was molested by a group of gangsters.
Seeing that his girlfriend was wronged, Wang Xiaofei was so angry that he argued, and the two sides refused to give way to each other. As a result, the argument finally turned into a group fight.
During the chaos, Zheng Zhi accidentally stabbed one of the gangsters, but in the end, I didn't know what Zheng Zhi's father had to do with it. He just accused Wang Xiaofei of being the murderer.
At that time, Wang Xiaofei refused, of course, but just then, Wang Xiaofei's father was hit by a car and the murderer hit and run. Wang's family is just an ordinary peasant family. Wang's father's surgery cost is very high, and Wang Jiagen can't afford it.
At this time, Zheng Zhi's father appeared in front of Wang Xiaofei, and put forward a condition, as long as Wang Xiaofei agreed to take the rap, Wang Xiaofei's father's all medical expenses will be borne by him.
Thinking of his father's situation, Wang Xiaofei, who was only seventeen years old, resolutely agreed to take the rap before graduating from senior three, and was finally sentenced to ten years.
Because it was a deal, Wang Xiaofei didn't regret it even though he was a scapegoat. What really upset him was Li Fangfang.
It can be said that it started with her, and Wang Xiaofei actually went to prison for her, but shortly after Wang Xiaofei went to prison, Li Fangfang hooked up with Zheng Zhi and didn't come to see Wang Xiaofei once in three years, let alone explain it.
However, happiness depends on misfortune, and misfortune depends on happiness. Who knows it is precisely because of that battle that Wang Xiaofei unexpectedly gained the ancient inheritance of repairing the truth.
The information in this inheritance is very complicated. In addition to practicing martial arts, there are also knowledge of medicine and pharmacology.
During his three years in prison, Wang Xiaofei has been secretly learning the knowledge he handed down. While he was powerful, he also achieved many great men in prison with his acquired medical skills.
Thanks to the help of these big shots, he was able to reduce his sentence from ten years to three years.
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"Brother!"
Xiao Fei!'
Wang Xiaofei just walked out of the prison gate when she heard two voices calling herself.
Looking at two figures, one large and one small, Wang Xiaofei's eyes were moist. He was met by his mother Lu Xianglian and his sister Wang Caixia.
"Mom!"
Cried the excitement, Wang Xiaofei is kneeling in front of this middle-aged woman who has experienced many vicissitudes and is exhausted.
"Come out, come out!" Liu Xianglian took Wang Xiaofei's hand and burst into tears.
Wang Xiaofei held Lu Xianglian in one hand and Wang Caixia in the other, looked up at the side of the carriage and looked at his father excitedly. His nose can't help but feel a little sour: "Dad, how are you?"
"Xiao Fei, dad owes you!" Wang Xiongshan gave Wang Xiaofei a heavy hug, and his voice choked. If it weren't for his uselessness, his son wouldn't have to go to prison for three years.
"No, as long as Dad recovers, everything will be fine." Wang Xiaofei shook his head. As long as his father is all right, he won't regret his original decision.
Lu Xianglian wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and smiled at the father and son in front of him and said, "Dad, hurry up, let's go home."
"Well, go home, go home."
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Step over the brazier, take a bath and change clothes. ...
According to various customs after he was released from prison, Wang Xiaofei was tortured by superstitious parents before going home.
Wang Xiaofei didn't have time to look at the current situation at home until after his busy schedule. At first glance, there was no good furniture or TV at home.
Look at the clothes of parents and little sister. Although they are clean, we can see that their clothes are old and even patched.
Upon seeing this, Wang Xiaofei's heart was suddenly enlightened. It seems that during his three years in prison, life at home was not as good as what they said when they went to see him, but not very good.
"Xiang Lian! I heard that Xiao Fei came back today! "
Wang Xiaofei was still in the room when she heard a noise outside the door. When she came out, she found a large group of people outside the courtyard wall.
Looking at those familiar and long-lost faces, Wang Xiaofei greeted them one by one.
Then, from their mouth, Wang Xiaofei knew that the situation at home was far more difficult than what he had just seen.
Some of them really care about Wang Xiaofei, while others ... come to collect debts.
Wang Xiaofei this just know, originally after oneself take the rap for Zheng Zhi, beep didn't fulfill the original promise, just help Wang Xiongshan paid the operation fee, and the subsequent medical expenses Zheng Jiagen didn't tube.
In order to rehabilitate Wang Xiongshan and deal with Grandpa Wang Xiaofei's funeral, the Wangs borrowed tens of thousands of dollars from the villagers.
Although she has been trying to pay back the money all these years, and even Wang Caixia went out to work during the holidays to supplement her family, she still owes 40,000 yuan.
Because family conditions are really difficult, Wang Caixia, who has been admitted to the university, is not going to sign up this time, and even started to find someone to act as matchmaker, just to pay back the bride price.
Hearing this, Wang Xiaofei could not help clenching his fist, and there was a cold light in his eyes: "Zheng Zhi! Jia Zheng, you wait and see! "
Wang Xiaofei held back his anger and looked at everyone and said, "Dear uncles and aunts, since I have returned to Wang Xiaofei, I have to pay back the money even if I go out to work. Don't worry, the money I owe you will be paid back soon. "
Hearing this, the Zhou Jinfa looked at Wang Xiaofei at Zhou Shu in the east of the village and nodded, "Xiao Fei, we are relieved to have you. Hey, it's not easy for everyone! "
They are all villagers in the village, and none of them embarrassed Wang Xiaofei too much. After Wang Xiaofei agreed, everyone sat down and talked for a while, and then dispersed.
"Dad, mom, and little sister, bitter you over the years. Don't worry, now that I'm back, our family will have a good life soon. I will find a way to solve the money owed by my family, and my little sister, you must go to school. Don't worry, my brother will solve your tuition. " After seeing off the villagers, Wang Xiaofei said solemnly in front of his parents and sister.
"Brother, can I really go to school?" Cai Xia, the king of knowledge, is very eager. If there is really no way, she can't choose to drop out of school.
"hmm!" Wang Xiaofei pettishly touched Wang Caixia's little head and nodded solemnly.
"Xiao Fei, we can't do bad things!"
Liu Xianglian is a surprised, looking at Wang Xiaofei said seriously, as if afraid of son and do something out of line.
"Xiao Fei, slowly pay off your debt, it will always come back. If Cai Xia can't go to school, don't go. Women will marry sooner or later. "
Wang Xiongshan is also worried that Wang Xiaofei will do something out of line for money.
"Dad, don't worry, I won't do anything bad. It's only tens of thousands of dollars. I just imagine earning it back! " Looking at some parents who still don't believe in themselves, Wang Xiaofei said confidently.
Now, he has an ancient tradition of fixing the truth, and whatever he has in it is devoted to modernity, which is absolutely great wealth, and this is also the source of Wang Xiaofei's confidence.
The next morning, Wang Xiaofei went out with a basket on his back.
"Xiao Fei, what are you going to do?"
Seeing his son go out with a basket on his back, Lu Xianglian asked quickly.
"Mom, I learned some knowledge about herbs from a person in prison, and I also learned a lot from books. I want to go to the mountains to see if I can buy some herbs and sell them in the city. It is said that herbs are very valuable. "
Lu Xianglian nodded and said, "Be careful, don't go far."
Agreed, Wang Xiaofei walked along the mountain road towards the mountain.
"It's Xiao Fei. What's the matter? Are you going out as soon as you get back?" Walking on the road, I saw his neighbor Aunt Xiang working in the field.
Aunt Xiang is a beautiful woman in her mid-twenties. She is very beautiful and tall, and her body is also bent over backwards. She doesn't look like a countryman at all.
It's just that her husband has been working outside, and she does all the work at home alone. Over the years, my face is tanned, but I still have to win a lot compared with those village girls in the village. .
Looking at aunt Xiang, I can't help but recall my surprise when I first married into the village. Remember that she was only seventeen when she entered the village!
"Go into the mountains to collect medicine."
Wang Xiaofei answered, and then his attention was attracted by a weed on the roadside: "Spring grass?"
Walking quickly to the front of the weeds, Wang Xiaofei recalled the contents of Chuncao in his memory and made a careful comparison. Suddenly, a smile appeared on his face, which proved to be the kind of herb he needed.
At first, Wang Xiaofei was worried that the herbs he remembered were now extinct. Although these herbs are the most common herbs in the vast knowledge, he also said that they would be found on the roadside, but after such a long time, Wang Xiaofei was always worried.
Now that we have found this herb, Wang Xiaofei is finally relieved.
"Xiao Fei, what are you doing digging that pig grass?" At this moment, a bright voice came.
Wang Xiaofei looked up, and it was in Zhou Jinfa, east of the village. He said, "Hello, Uncle Zhou."
"I said Xiao Fei, this mountain is full of weeds. What do you want? It seems that your family doesn't raise pigs. "
"I learned something about drug identification from people in prison. I came to the mountains to try to recognize drugs. "
"Oh, there is no medicine in this mountain. There are quite a few weeds. Be careful. There are also many snakes on the mountain. "
Zhou Jinfa said a few words and went down the mountain.
As Zhou Jinfa said, this spring grass is indeed everywhere. Soon, Wang Xiaofei installed a half-backed reed.
At the same time, Wang Xiaofei also found many other herbs he needed, just because the memory in the inheritance was too long, and now the names of these herbs are quite different from before.
"Brother, why did you dig so many weeds!" Back home, Wang Caixia saw Wang Xiaofei put down her back and immediately bent down to look.
"This is the herb you said?" Liu Xianglian also came to see for a while, with deep concern in his eyes.
It's not that she doesn't know what's in Wang Xiaofei's basket. It's just weeds on the mountain. I've never heard how much these weeds are worth!
Looking at this incredible mother and daughter, Wang Xiaofei smiled and said, "Don't underestimate these things. In fact, everything in this world is valuable, even the weeds on the roadside have their value. Whether it works or not depends on the formula. As long as they are matched correctly, their effects are powerful. "
After collecting some of these herbs, Wang Xiaofei has more confidence in the knowledge in his mind and speaks with great momentum.
Looking at her sworn brother, Wang Caixia's little face was tangled.
Although Lu Xianglian still has doubts, she doesn't want to dampen her son's enthusiasm. She smiled and said, "OK, OK, you are right."
Wang Xiaofei knew that they still didn't believe in themselves, and they didn't explain much. We'll know the truth when the results come out.
So, Wang Xiaofei found half an altar in the home, and began to stir in the room according to the techniques recorded in the inheritance.
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The next day, the family went to work in the fields, and everyone didn't let Wang Xiaofei follow, so Wang Xiaofei had to wait for the soaking time of medicinal liquor at home.
As far as I can remember, this simplest medicinal liquor can be taken in just one day and is very effective.
At noon, looking at the sun hanging high outside, Wang Xiaofei took out the jar and opened it carefully.
When the jar was opened, a smell spread.
When he took a deep breath, Wang Xiaofei felt intoxicated.
It smells good!
This is a special smell, which is completely different from the smell of wine that Wang Xiaofei used to smell.
When I poured some wine into the bowl, at first glance, the wine was clear, without any color or turbidity.
Well, smell, color and feeling. ...
Compared with the knowledge in his memory, Wang Xiaofei has been able to determine that this is the kind of wine he needs.
Is it really that powerful? Sitting here watching wine, Wang Xiaofei thought about the role of wine in memory.
In prison, Wang Xiaofei mixed with a lot of people, they were all kinds, and usually played a lot of jokes in private, mostly about men and women.
Although he is only 17 years old, Wang Xiaofei still knows a lot about men and women from everyone's conversation. What he remembers most clearly is what men can't do with that thing, which is often the focus of jokes.
Wang Xiaofei even heard a cellmate exclaim when talking about this matter, who can keep him from falling down with a golden gun, even if he gives more money.
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaofei thought of the middle-aged man when he was thinking about solving the family economic problems. This man is the boss, but this thing doesn't work. So his wife followed someone else. In a rage, the man who stole his wife cut things and went to prison. But that man is very powerful, and he went out in just two years.
Wang Xiaofei, this can of wine is aimed at middle-aged people.
Is this wine ok or not? Don't be laughed at when you can't!
Wang Xiaofei is a little worried about the effect of this wine.
Hesitated, Wang Xiaofei picked up the bowl and drank the wine inside.
Anyway, just try it yourself first.
"Nothing!"
After drinking, Wang Xiaofei felt his physical condition and sighed, thinking that he still thought too much.
Cover the jar and put it back. Wang Xiaofei was somewhat disappointed.
However, when Wang Xiaofei just put the wine away, he felt a hot air rising from his lower abdomen, and then he suddenly felt his whole body warm.
Ah!
When I looked down at myself, Wang Xiaofei was already surprised. His eyes searched for a while, and then when he carefully held the key place with his hand, he obviously felt very powerful.
It really works!
Now there is no doubt in Wang Xiaofei.
However, Wang Xiaofei found that after drinking this wine, he was feverish all over, and the key place was very uncomfortable.
Drink too much!
Looking around, I found that powerful forces made a mess of Wang Xiaofei.
We must soak in the river!
Without much thought, Wang Xiaofei rushed out of the room.
As soon as Wang Xiaofei left home, he ran towards the river.
"Xiao Fei, what's the matter, running into the river in such a hurry?" Just a few steps later, Wang Xiaofei heard someone calling him.
"It's Aunt Xiang!"
Wang Xiaofei had to stop at the sight of her neighbor's lovely aunt.
At this time, I found that Aunt Xiang's eyes fell on her own, and it was very hot.
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