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Which movie does this line from Stephen Chow come from? Who said it to whom at the time?

"Martial Arts Champion Su Qier"

Classic lines from Stephen Chow's movies

Humiliating people who beg for mercy

With your wisdom, I am very It’s hard to explain to you!

Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is harder than an ant. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Have a meal? Eat shit, you!

The alkaline surface has been submerged in water, so it is full of alkaline water smell. The fish balls also don’t taste like fish, but to hide it, you added curry sauce and wanted to make them into curry fish balls. But this is too naive, because you don’t cook it for enough time, and the flavor of the curry is only on the surface and does not penetrate into the inside at all. The fish balls are diluted when put into the soup. A good curry fish ball will make you have neither fish flavor nor curry flavor. Fail! I haven’t picked the radish, there are too many tendons, it’s a failure! The pork skin was overcooked and had no chewy texture. It was a failure! The pig blood is so pulpy that it falls apart as soon as you pinch it, a failure within a failure. The worst thing is the large intestine. It has not been cleaned at all and there is still a piece of shit. Did you make a mistake? Hey, there is shit. Hey, hey, there is shit. Have you seen it? Hey, there is a piece of shit! "The God of Cookery"

Absurd! Let me boldly say that if there are still people who dare to act pretentious in front of me, please be quiet!

When it comes to cutting your hair, you shouldn’t just follow other people’s haircuts and get crazy about it. You have to cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn’t match your face shape at all, your face shape doesn’t match your body shape, and your body shape doesn’t match your hair style at all, and it’s extremely unmatched! ! Brother Huan! What do you want?

What did you say? Are you able to tell lies like this? Are you sorry for your conscience? Are you sorry for your parents? Are you sorry for this country? You hurry up and hold a press conference to clarify, otherwise I will peel off your skin, break your bones, and drink your blood! !

Sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, even dogs will faint!

There is nothing wrong with you at all, it’s your parents who made you look like this!

Do you want to? When will it be my turn to think?

Don’t blame me for being too frank! Just because you rotten sweet potatoes and rotten bird eggs want to take my life, it’s too childish! !

Really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, I can tell that you have no connotation. "A Happy Event in the Family"

You gave birth to a son without an asshole, your father sold his assholes, you have a rotten asshole yourself, and you love to eat chicken assholes. Big ass, you have no business of your own, and yet you come to make trouble with me "Nine-grade Sesame Official"

You don't need to make trouble, I will reveal my background. My father died when I was three, my father died when I was four, my father died when I was five, six, seven or eight. I seduced men when I was ten, I seduced men when I was eleven, and your man was also seduced by me! "Nine-grade Sesame Official"

You have a lemon head, mouse eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, a big turned mouth, old Qiang teeth, a rush neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, and a dog You are a loser, if I were you, I would commit suicide a long time ago. "Nine-grade Sesame Official"

Bohu, don't be so perfect, okay? The worst case scenario is that I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape me every night until my body is completely bruised and crumbling. Is that okay? "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"

You two girls, have mercy on me. All six of my family died in one night. I am infected with tenth-grade tuberculosis, half for sale and half for free, so just buy me! "Tang Bohu Lights Up the Fragrance of Autumn"

Why do you treat me like a pig? Put me to sleep as soon as you see me!