The whole world loves the joke Mumu made because of his Mandarin.

Since he came to Beijing to study at university in 1998, Mumu, a native of Hainan, has been in Beijing for eleven years. How many eleven years can there be in life? I don’t know what kind of qualitative changes have occurred in Mumu, but his poor Mandarin has never... well, never changed. Let’s first review some of the content about Mumu’s Mandarin written in “Worldwide Love 1”: About the Chinese Theater Opposite Mumu’s alma mater is the Chinese Theater, which is one of the important cultural venues in Beijing and a very prominent symbol. Mumu was very excited when he first arrived at school. He called his best classmate in high school, a buddy who went to school in Tianjin. Mumu: Ah V, I am Mumu. Come to our school to find me on May Day. Av: Okay, okay, how do I get there? Mumu: You can get there by taking many buses... just under the Wanshou Temple. Ah V: Are there any obvious signs? Mumu: Yes, yes, there is a Chinese brothel (drama) opposite our school. Ah V (in disbelief): What? Mumu: It’s a Chinese brothel. Ah V: Chinese brothel? Mumu: Yes, a Chinese brothel. Ah V: ...So, thanks to Ah V's propaganda, almost all of Mumu's high school classmates knew that Mumu went to a very good university, because the opposite side of their school was a Chinese brothel. And now! ! ! It has been eleven years since Mumu came to Beijing... Has his Mandarin improved? See the detailed report - Watch TV at Home. In the legal program "Morality and Observation", one of the people refused to support his parents and was sued by his biological mother in court. Mumu: Little lazy, this person is so hungry (2), he doesn’t even care about his own parents. Xiaolan: Eat when you are hungry! Mumu: I’m hungry, not hungry! Lazy (deliberately): I don’t understand what you are talking about. Mumu:...Watch CCTV's three episodes of "Animal World". The camera panned across the endless prairie. Mumu: Ah, little lazy boy, look at the yard! Xiaolan: Uh, does "Animal World" have a yard? Mumu: Oh, you didn’t see it just now. There are some, and they fly very low. Hey, I miss my childhood so much, when I could run to the den in the yard to get eggs! Little Lazy (Monk Zhang Er is confused): Are there any eggs in the yard? Mumu: Oops, you’re making me mad. You can’t understand Mandarin? Xiaolan (getting angry): Can you speak Mandarin? Have you ever seen a flying yard? And flying very low? And eggs? Mumu: ...You are in the north. How dare you say that your northern yard cannot fly? Not laying eggs... Xiaolan was silent. Ten minutes later. Xiaolan: Well, let me interview you. What did you just say...is it a swallow? Mumu (claps her hands): Yes, what I just said was Yard (Swallow). It’s because you don’t understand Mandarin! The brain is really slow! You said you are so young now and your brain is so slow. What will you do when you get old in the future? You still have to rely on me? Xiaolan: (with tears): Then I'm really sorry for you... About Pharmacist Wang and his daughter Wang Rong. Watch the TV series "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". On Peach Blossom Island, pink peach blossoms fall on those who come to look for Huang Rong. On Guo Jing's shoulders, the scene was sad and gorgeous. Mumu: This Pharmacist Wang is really good. Guo Jing is such a good boy. He insists on trying to stop him! Xiaolan: Who is Pharmacist Wang? Mumu: That’s Wang Rong’s father! Xiaolan: Wang Rong... is Huang, okay? Mumu (word by word): Yes, I am talking about Wang (Huang), Wang (Huang) Rong and Wang (Huang) Pharmacist! Xiaolan:... Hasn't Mumu's Mandarin made any progress in the past eleven years? No, if you have ever talked to Mu Mu’s parents, you will feel from the bottom of your heart that Mu Mu speaks Mandarin really well - braised ants for a family dinner during the Chinese New Year. Mumu’s father asked Mumu’s sister’s children, Yangyang and Xiaolan, to eat.

Mumu’s dad: Yangyang, little lazy boy, you’re out to eat! I made braised ants today, you have to eat a lot! Xiaolan, who heard this sentence in another room, couldn't help but be surprised, ah, ants... I have long heard that Hainanese people dare to eat anything, and I can tell it from the moment I go to the street and see the many cat meat restaurants on the roadside... But eating ants... this, this... Yangyang (sensational): Grandpa, why should I eat ants? How much more do you want to eat? Dad Mumu: Ants can supplement calcium and make the body strong. They are also rich in vitamin A! Yangyang: But I don’t want to eat ants either...can I eat something else? Mumu’s father: Your grandma has already cooked it. Why don’t you eat it? Children are not allowed to be picky eaters... Yangyang:... The lazy boy left the room and wanted to see with his own eyes what the ants were doing. He came to the dining table to have a look. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I saw a plate of fragrant braised eel on the table. ——Ants and eels too. Mumu: Oh, Dad, you are really shocked. Why do you call eels ants? Mumu’s father (plausibly): What I just talked about were ants (eels). It’s because you don’t understand Mandarin. Xiaolan & Mumu & Yangyang:... Still hungry (2) Question Xiaolan had nothing to do and decided to teach Mumu and his family to speak Mandarin. The key point was to pronounce the correct "er" sound. Little Lazy: Come on, Yangyang, learn from your aunt, 2! Yangyang: Hungry! Little Lazy: It’s not that you are hungry, don’t imitate your uncle, imitate me, 2! 2! 2! Yangyang (opening his mouth): Dark! dark! dark! Xiaolan: ...Well, forget it, I'll just teach dad. Dad, follow my example, 2! 2! 2! Mumu’s father: Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! Little Lazy: It’s not that I’m hungry. Look at my mouth and the shape of my mouth. It’s 2! 2! 2! Mumu’s father: Oh, I know, love! like! like! Xiaolan: ...Well, forget it, I'd better teach my mother. Mom, follow my example, 2! 2! 2! Mumu’s mother: Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! Little Lazy: It’s not that I’m hungry, it’s 2, 2, 2! Mumu’s mother: Oh, I understand, ow! Ouch! Ouch! Failed attempt... - It seems that teaching Hainanese to speak Mandarin has a long way to go. Mumu, whose Mandarin is not standardized, has troubles speaking English. Mumu, a Hainanese, was very unhappy on this day. Xiaolan (considerately): Mumu, what’s wrong with you? Mumu: Xiaolan, has my Mandarin improved recently? Xiaolan: Uh... Mumu: Tell the truth. Xiaolan: It doesn't seem like it... But don't be unhappy. Hainanese rarely speak Mandarin very smoothly, so just take your time. Mumu (depressedly): But, you know, what I am most worried about now is sharing my work emails with the company’s partners. If the meeting goes well, just give them your business card. It would be a disaster if I had to make a phone call. Xiaolan: What's wrong? Why do you say that? Mumu: I am particularly afraid of G, S, If I say G, they will ask, is it J or Z; if I say S, the other party will ask, is it X? It pissed me off. Xiaolan: But when you speak Mandarin, you always hold your tongue and say it. Sometimes I can’t understand it, let alone others. Mumu: So, I have been very tired recently. Xiaolan: Are you working hard on practicing English and Mandarin? Mumu: No. I made a list of twenty-six English letters in front of my desk. Every time I tell my partners about my email address, I have to say, you know the twenty-six English letters, and G is in seventh place. G; shop. Mumu: Ah...haha, lazy boy, this car is so stupid. Xiaolan: What car? Mumu: I’m so hungry. Little Lazy: Are you really hungry? What's so hungry about the road, and what does it have to do with cars? I looked up and saw a "Special No. 2" bus coming towards me. I was suddenly sweating like rain--it turned out that it was referring to the Special No. 2 bus. This, uh, was really bad, and really stupid... Xiaolan: This one The car must be very grateful to you. Mumu: Why? Little Lazy: Because everyone calls it Special Erlu, but you call it Special Hungry Road. Compared with being stupid, it must like being hungry. Mumu: ...About 12345678 Mumu came home from get off work and was in a very bad mood.

Xiaolan: Mumu, what’s wrong with you? Mumu: Xiaolan, is my Mandarin really bad? Xiaolan: Ah... why are you talking about this all of a sudden? Mumu: Today, the company's partner called the switchboard and transferred to me. After chatting, he asked for my landline number. Xiaolan: This is normal. Mumu: But I’ve said it several times, and even this Chongqing person doesn’t know what I’m talking about. Xiaolan: No way? Mumu: I said my number is Liuhung Liuqi XXXX. As a result, the other party said, what? I said six hungry six seven XXXX. He still didn't know what I said. Xiaolan: ...Your life will be ruined by "hungry". Mumu: Well, even if my Mandarin is not standard, I just say, hungry, that is, hungry for three or four times... He still doesn't understand. I added that B, A, B, C, and D were hungry... He still didn't understand! Xiaolan: orz...what happened next? Mumu: Later I said, it was Doremi who came, and the hungry one came... Xiaolan: Did he understand in the end? Mumu: No... Later, I had no choice but to send my phone number to his mobile phone. Xiaolan: I'm really sorry for you... Not in order, there is also a suspense about it being salted fish ``~