Calvin's cold joke.

Four people in the room were playing mahjong when the police came. Why did they take five people? -Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

22. Xiaoming was late for work today. The boss asked him why. He said, "Because I installed an alarm clock yesterday without a battery."

23. A person went fishing and caught 1 squid. Squid begged him, "Please roast me." The fisherman said, "I'll bake you some questions." Squid said happily, "roast bar, the fisherman roasted it."

24. What kind of animals live in the dark? -Robot cat (reach 8, see five fingers).

(25) Odd number 1.3.5. What is the even number? Even Xu Chun Mei (in concert ...)

This is his entertainment. 100% watched the pig finish. Learn from now on. ...

(26) What's wrong with bananas? Scoliosis ... (said at the Royal Women's College ...)

Those two English letters together will explode OK (because OK is tense ...).

(28)/kloc-72 dead hairs in 0/0 second ... and 10 second 804 dead hairs? (this is super cold, ... with action! ) is also a 100% entertainment performance. ..

(29) Which letter is the saddest? F (because the FBI ...) is cold ... this is what he said at an activity in the mainland. ...

(30) What is Qu Yuan's wife's surname? Why the minister? Because Watsons (because women in ancient times had to add their husbands' surnames before their names! ! )

(3 1) Why is the mermaid so involved? Because they won't cheat (this is what Aaron told Yi Ru! ! ~)

(32) What is an onion cut into four sections-the answer is "lush" (rushing ~);

So what is ginger cut into four sections-the answer is "ginger ginger"

I weigh a few grams and eight grams ... because Starbucks ... (a famous coffee shop. )

One day, Xiao Gong was angry ... because it was knocked ... hahaha! ! (He smiled when he finished ..)

(35) Yi Ru once told a story at Taiwan airport.

14. What "festivals" can't pass? A: Umbrella nodes (a kind of snake = =) ... are cold. ....

15. What letter kneels? The answer is d, because d kneels.