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A long time ago, a thousand-year-old snake demon was crushed in a Hulushan town.

One day, a pangolin accidentally drilled through the mountain and released snake essence.

An old man passing by rescued the pangolin under the stone and got colorful gourd seeds.

It is said that as long as colorful gourds are planted, goblins can be eliminated.

The old man took the gourd seeds home, and soon, seven gourds of different colors grew.

Things soon reached the ears of the snake essence.

? The report King Toad came to the snake spirit with an iron fork in his strange hand and said with a face of panic.

? How many times have I told you, don't call me king, call me queen! ? Female snake spirit fiddling with the tail of a snake, her hands rested on her hips, a face of jiao nu way.

Suddenly, the picture changed?

? be sorry

? Don't misunderstand me.

? What we are going to tell is not the story you think at all. ?

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Cut to the chase?

? How many times have I told you, don't call me king, call me queen. ? Female snake spirit hands rested on her hips, fiddling with the tail, a face of jiao nu way.

? Yes, your majesty. Tell your majesty that the old man is just ahead. ? The toad monster and the snake queen came to a high rock, and the toad monster pointed to the front and said.

Bite dad, grandpa gourd turned out to be a real old version of Taiyi, vomiting wildly.

Then, Grandpa Gourd's handsome face appeared in front of the snake spirit.

So, on a dark night in a month.

? Help! Help! ? Grandpa gourd was taken away like this.

? grandpa

? grandpa

? Vomiting chicken juice

Seven gourds kept barking on the vine, but there was nothing they could do. In this way, Grandpa Hulu was taken away helplessly.

? Your majesty. ? A toad spirit carrying grandpa's gourd suddenly cried.

? Call me the queen. ? Snake Ji suddenly shook the bear breast with some dissatisfaction and said.

? Good king, why does the king only catch old people? Where's Fulu? Toad essence asked puzzled.

? You don't know anything. This is called catching the thief first and catching the king first. Help me learn something. ? Snake Ji showed a face of anthomaniac expression, eyes tight shut.

Many days after the old man was taken away, Fulu people have matured.

Finally?

A big baby whose gourd shell hasn't completely cracked is finally born.

? Oh, Doudou, wash the road with peace of mind. Nissan, I will definitely bring your chicken juice back. ? Dawa said confidently with her hands akimbo.

? As soon as the dog said this, Dawa walked to the snake cave.

? Dude, he's talking about neon lights again. He is really an otaku. It is said that Floyd's shell has not completely cracked. Are you all right, big brother? Will it be okay? Big brother looked at the big baby who was far away, and people in Fulu talked about it in succession.

? This is not good. I always feel that the future is dark. Another Fulu said with some worry.

After crossing the mountains, Dawa came to the Snake Cave.

? Finally found your lair, snake essence, Haya pants. Give me back my chicken sauce and I'll spare you. ? Dawa said indignantly, pointing to the snake spirit opposite.

? Flo monster! ? The snake spirit turned pale with fear.

? Your majesty, we are monsters. ? Toad essence beside crazy sweat way.

? Bitter rope, it seems that you are the hard way. ? Dawa clenched her fist in one hand and said.

? Well, we haven't said anything yet. ? Snake essence with the wave, some disgruntled said.

? Wash and rub, and I'll kill you all. ? Dawa didn't listen to the snake essence at all, and went on to say one-way.

? Listen to people. Hey, we haven't said anything yet. ? The snake spirit was almost defeated by the other side.

? Let me kill you with my proudest ability and become bigger. ? Dawa ignored the snake spirit's complaints and talked to herself. Then she showed her strong arms, opened them straight to both sides, and began to exert her growing ability.

? Huge? Snake essence and her men, not a cold sweat, the in the mind have a sense of foreboding.

? Ah, Dawa shouted at the endless blue sky, where there was hardly a cloud.

Then, in the surprised eyes of several snake spirits and the slightly dull expression revealed at this time, Dawa also completed his proud transformation, but?

? It's just that my head is getting bigger It looks disgusting. ? The snake spirit couldn't help screaming at the big baby with a bit of cynicism. It turns out that Dawa said huge, just to make her head bigger.

But at this moment, Dawa is trying her best, dragging a huge gourd head that can crush herself instantly.

? Hey hey hey? , afraid? You're scared. ? Dragging a huge gourd head as tall as Mount Tai, Dawa's mouth twitched slightly and said.

However, the sweat on my forehead, like a waterfall, is enough to show that the momentum of Taishan coping has been formed, just an opportunity, and this opportunity is?

? Afraid of a bird, the snake spirit shook the proud bear department and continued to cry with indignation.

? However, still? It's really a little heavy. Dawa struggled to drag a gourd head dozens of times bigger than her body and said it word for word.

? Don't try to be brave, you're dying. hey

? However, I don't care at all, just this weight.

However, just as Dawa's voice just fell, a breeze suddenly blew, and a yellow leaf just landed on Dawa's huge gourd head.

Suddenly, Dawa's huge gourd head, unable to bear the external pressure any longer, slowly fell to the right.

Then, just listen? There was a loud noise, and at this time, it was piercing and sad.

? I broke my neck and committed suicide. ? The snake spirit couldn't help exclaiming when he saw such a scene.

In panic, Dawa foamed at the mouth, plopped down and never stood up again.

At the same time, on the hill thousands of miles away, Erwa, who had already been born, was standing on the top of the mountain. Just now, Dawa's defeat was vividly remembered by his clairvoyance.

? That idiot otaku rushed over before me, and he didn't want to think about his skill. ? Erwa closed her eyes, slowly opened them, shook her head, and sighed with some hatred for iron not to produce.

At this time, Erwa did not stop at the top of the mountain, but jumped from this top to another at an amazing speed.

? Looks like I have to save it. Snake essence, etc It is not enough to see in front of my uncle. My eyes are the strongest and I can see the scenery thousands of miles away. ? Erwa ran to the place where the snake essence was, and muttered confidently.

After listening to his words, Erwa has shown her proud clairvoyance and looked into the distance.

? Not only that, my eyes can also release the ability of thunderbolt and even throwing stones. ? Erwa suddenly lost all her eyes and got a panoramic view of all the people and scenery she passed by.

? When the stone-throwing ability and clairvoyance are used at the same time, no matter where the enemy is, he can't escape from my eyes. ? Self-satisfied, Erwa is already the demon cave where snake spirits are found.

At this time, Erwa just saw one of the snake spirits, toad spirit, sticking out its long tongue and rudely swallowing a fly passing by him through clairvoyance and stone-throwing ability.

Erwa, of course, has no leisure to care about these, so she continues to look at other places in the cave with her own ability.

In a short time, I found out where the snake essence was. At this time, the snake spirit is holding the bear in his hands and ordering his men to carry the unconscious big baby to him.

Maybe Erwa's ability is too strong. At the moment when she unconsciously swept the snake essence, Mei Yan was abnormal, and we called it the snake essence of the Queen. The same is true of Erwa's figure that makes people dare not look straight.

How can a hot-blooded and good-looking love rat youth, our innocent second child, resist such a particularly hot fire?

Sure enough, Erwa immediately withdrew her ability and dared not look any more. However, at this time, I don't know when, the red nosebleed like the fountain heat wave has spewed out from Erwa's nose, which is out of control.

Erwa, who lost too much blood, instantly threw herself on the street, unconscious?

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