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Interesting bedtime stories are short.

1. Interesting bedtime stories are short.

There is a southerner who never eats eggs. Once, he went to the north. Tired from walking on the road, my stomach was growling, so I went into a small shop and sat down to eat something.

When the clerk in the shop saw a guest coming, he came to greet him, wiped the table politely and asked, "Guest, what would you like to eat?" When this southerner came to the North for the first time, he was not familiar with the food in the North, so he casually said, "Anything delicious will be served." The man replied, "The Muxiu meat in our shop is very good. You can have a taste. " After a while, the food was served. Southerners don't eat eggs when they see them, but they are afraid that others will laugh at his ignorance and dare not say them. He asked, "Are there any other good dishes?" The man said, "There is also a yellow dish, which is also our specialty." Southerners whisper: What is a yellow food stall? Who cares? First. Blessed by Bodhisattva, please don't have any more eggs! Then he said, "Great, that's it!" Here comes the food, and eggs that I don't eat. I couldn't push it any further, so I had to say, "The food is good, but unfortunately I'm full and don't want to eat." His servant was really hungry, so he advised him, "There is still a long way ahead. If you don't eat, I'm afraid you'll be hungry in the future. " So he borrowed a ladder from the stage and said, "in that case, let's have some snacks." Dude, are there any delicious snacks? " The man replied, "There is a nest of fruit." He said, "Then bring more." When the "Woguo" was served, he couldn't help being blindsided, and even had eggs that he didn't eat. He was ashamed and angry, and he couldn't find any reason anymore. He had to go on hungry until he was exhausted.

2. Interesting bedtime stories are short.

Three mice went to steal oil and drink together. When I got to the tank, I saw that the oil in the tank was only a little below, and the cylinder was too high for anyone to drink.

So they figured out a way, one grabbed the other's tail and hung it down to drink. The first one is full, come up, hang up the second one and drink ... and swear that no one is allowed to be selfish.

The first mouse hangs down to drink water first. It thought below, "There is only so little oil. I am lucky to have a full drink today. "

The second mouse thought in the middle, "the oil below is limited." What can I drink if I finish it? " Let it go and jump down and drink! "

The third mouse thought on the top of the oil tank, "There is little oil. When they are full, is there my share? " It is better to let them leave early and jump down to drink! "

So, the second one let go of the first one's tail, and the third one let go of the second one's tail and jumped first.

As a result, they all fell into the oil tank and never escaped.

3. Interesting bedtime stories are short.

There is an old man who lives in the mountains and reads and writes quietly every day. He feels comfortable in life, but after a long time, he feels lonely, but he doesn't want to go back to the city.

So he made friends with a bear. This bear is a big man. He is very strong and can uproot a tree.

Since we became good friends with the old man, he followed him everywhere, never leaving.

The old man and the bear go for a walk in the mountains every morning. The old man gave the bear something delicious and told him a good story. He always goes home at noon.

One hot morning, the sun shone on his head, and the old man and the bear were walking outside again. They walked a long way, and the old man was too hot and tired to walk at all. Bell was distressed to see his friend so tired. She said to the old man, "Don't go if you can't walk. Go and have a rest in the shade! " ! Don't worry, with me by your side, nothing dares to bully you. "

The old man looked at the bear gratefully and said, "Oh, dear! I am really tired! Then I'm welcome, please. " Bear stood beside the old man seriously and responsibly, for fear that others would disturb her friend.

4. Interesting bedtime stories are short.

One night, the Woods and guests were sitting in the yard to enjoy the cool. It was dark and quiet. Only one candle is shining. The Woods talked with the guests about the past and the present, and everyone lamented life.

At this time, a moth flapped its pink wings and flew around the candlelight, making a small hiss. The forest used a fan to drive away the moth, and it flew away. But after a while, it flew over again, and the forest used a fan to drive away the moths. It flew away, flew back in a short time, and rushed to the candle, so it flew away and flew away, repeating it seven or eight times. Finally, the moth's wings were burnt by candlelight and she couldn't fly anymore. It fell to the ground, burned, and still struggled with its broken wings until it lost its breath.

Seeing this scene of moths fighting the fire, Lin Zi said to the guests with emotion: "Look at how stupid this moth is fighting the fire!" " The fire was supposed to burn the body, but it was desperate to put out the fire, and it turned out like this! "

The guest sighed empathetically: "Who said no? However, people are worse than moths! "

Lin Zi said, "Yes, the lust and lust in the world attract people to chase after each other. More than a moth like this?" Aren't those who walk this road without hesitation and destroy the bodies without regrets as sad and ridiculed as this moth? "

Man's pursuit of fame and fortune is like a moth to a fire. Moths are laughed at for their stupidity; And those who pursue fame and gain so that their reputation is ruined are not even more ridiculous?

5. Interesting bedtime stories are short.

The little monkey is lively and lovely, and everyone likes him. The mother monkey loves her children very much and takes her little monkey with her everywhere. When I went to Qiu Lai in spring, the little monkey grew up day by day. One day, the mother monkey stroked the little monkey's head and said, "You have grown up. You can't just play. You should learn some skills. "

The little monkey said to his mother, "Don't worry, I won't let you down. I want to go out and learn a lot of skills. "

The next day, the little monkey said goodbye to his mother and went out to learn technology. The sika deer plays the violin very melodiously, and the little monkey learns the violin from the sika deer; Goats play Go very well, so the little monkey learns Go from goats. Panda's calligraphy is particularly beautiful. Little monkeys learn calligraphy from pandas. Orangutans draw landscapes very well. Little monkeys learn to draw landscapes from orangutans.

A few days later, the little monkey went home. Mother monkey asked the little monkey what skills he had learned. The little monkey said to his mother, "I have studied piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." I will show it to you now. "

The little monkey plays the violin, and the sound is similar to that of a saw, which is very ugly; The little monkey played Go with his mother again and was soon defeated. The calligraphy and painting written by the little monkey is also very deformed. Mother monkey kept shaking her head after reading it. She said to the little monkey seriously, "the secret of learning a lot is not to learn too much at once." You want to learn everything, but you haven't learned anything! "