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：Fart joke 2008-02-03 10:47 1;

When a young man and woman were dating in the park, the girl wanted to fart so much that she had an idea Method:

Female: Have you ever heard the cuckoo sing?

Male: Never heard of it.

Female: I will teach you, Bu (fart sound) - Gu (sound from the mouth).

Female: Did you hear that clearly?

Male: The fart was too loud and I couldn’t hear it clearly.

2;＜hiding one's ears and stealing the bell＞

A young lady and an old lady were sitting together on the train. The young lady wanted to fart but couldn't hold it in, so she pretended to wipe the car window with her hands and farted several times in succession along with the sound of the friction. However, the old lady sitting next to her said to her: "The sound is okay, but what about the taste?"

3; ＜Boom-Boom-Boom>

A woman in the bus wanted to fart. When she was not sure what to do, Beethoven's "Symphony of Destiny" suddenly sounded in the car, and she followed the music: boom boom boom - boom... It was solved naturally. Laughing secretly in your heart while observing the reactions of other passengers, huh? They all covered their noses and stared at her. It turns out that the "Symphony of Destiny" did not come from the radio in the car, but from the Walkman she brought

4;

There are two drinkers at the Beijing Military Airport Maintenance worker. One day, the two of them became addicted to alcohol while working the night shift, but they had no alcohol with them and there were no shops nearby.

"I heard that jet fuel is the same as liquor. Let's drink some." One person suggested.

So the two men took out the fuel from the jet tank and got drunk.

The next day, one of them woke up and was surprised to find that unlike usual drinking, he had neither a headache nor nausea. At this time, the phone rang and he picked up the phone.

"Hey! Are you okay?" was the voice of another maintenance worker.

"It's okay, don't tell me, jet fuel is really good, I don't have a headache, and I don't feel sick."

"Me too, but..." "But What?"

"Have you farted since you got up?"

"No."

"Be careful, I'm in Hainan Island now. ."

5;

Little ++ has been very depressed recently.

Because he farts a lot every day and can't stop, his friends, colleagues, girlfriends, and relatives all stay away from him.

He hugged his head and cried, "It's all my fault! I shouldn't have read the post and not replied!!"