Su Dongpo's humorous jokes

One day at noon, Su Dongpo went to visit an old monk. The old monk is busy cooking. Just as he brought the cooked fish to the table, he heard the young monk report that Mr. Su Dongpo was visiting. The monk was afraid of revealing the secret of the fish eater, so he put the fish in his mouth and hurried out to meet the guests. Both of them went to the meditation room for tea. When Su Dongpo was drinking tea, he smelled the smell of fish and saw the upside-down chin on the table. Because Qing is a percussion instrument used by monks to do Buddhism. Usually, the mouth is up, but today it is buckled backwards. There must be something wrong.

Then the old monk said, "The lay man is here today. what do you think? Su Dongpo deliberately played a joke on the old monk, pretending to be serious, and said, "I met a problem today, so I came to consult my predecessors." " 」

The old monk quickly put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, how dare you?" 」

Su Dongpo said with a smile, "Today, my friend wrote a couplet. The first couplet is "Xiangyangmen is always in spring", and the second couplet I can't get next time. I hope everyone can give me advice. 」

The old monk didn't know it was a trick, so he blurted out, "A layman, a man of great talent, learned to make a fortune." Why are you so forgetful today? It's an old couplet, and the bottom line is "a good family celebrates the rest." 」

Su Dongpo couldn't help laughing: "Since my predecessors made it clear that" Qing (Qing) has fish (surplus) ",then I will feast my eyes! 」

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