Boring ~ find a hilarious joke, not a garbage joke.

Who has no shit in life since ancient times:

The teacher asked the students, "Who has never had shit in life since ancient times?" You take the next sentence. " The student replied, "Who defecates without paper?" The teacher was very angry and told the students to stand up.

At this time, the teacher saw that it was snowing outside the window and said regretfully, "It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns into rain when it reaches the ground." . How troublesome it is to turn into rain. Why didn't it rain in the first place? "

The student said, "Teachers don't eat shit when they eat, but when they eat it, they become shit." . How troublesome it is to become a cockroach. Why didn't you eat it at first? "The teacher fainted on the spot!