Some civilized jokes are badly needed.

1. An old couple born in the same year and the same month lived together for 35 years.

Today, they held a grand banquet to celebrate their 60th birthday.

During the dinner, God came.

God praised the old couple as a real "loving couple" and promised to give each of them a wish.

The old lady said excitedly, "We are poor. I just want to have a good look at the world and make a trip around the world. "

God waved his hand, and with a bang, a dozen plane tickets fell into the old lady's hand from the air.

It's the old man's turn to make a wish. He thought for a moment and said, "I want to marry a woman 30 years younger than me."

Here comes God again. Bang! ..... The old man suddenly turned 90.

The science teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Nobody knows?" At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said, "That's because it's calm and naturally cold."

Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. The spider roared, "Why? Why is this? " The ant said timidly, "My mother said that people who surf the Internet all day are not good people!" " "

Xiaoguang is a diligent student. He worked part-time during the winter vacation to earn tuition. Help the butcher cut meat during the day and go to the hospital for internship at night. One night, an old woman had to undergo surgery because of an emergency, and Xiaoguang pushed her into the operating room. The old woman screamed in panic: "My God! You are a pig killer. Where are you pushing me?