Four girls in the hilarious campus sketch

B: Ask me four people to give the program;

C: think hard for a long time;

D: (Left hand puts fist on the upper side of left orbit, head down) Cool!

A: Not good at singing and dancing;

B: comic sketches can't be performed;

C: The performance is about to start.

D: (dumbfounded) wood!

It's no use complaining.

Why don't you go online for help?

C: There are so many online works.

D: (making a surprise) Boom!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: see where there is a way out;

C: jokes and riddles are really good.

D: (thumbs up) Here!

A: It's good to have a joke.

B: I promise to laugh;

C: make it three and a half sentences;

D: is that all right?

Stop and ask everyone if it's ok, and then continue. )

A: Since everyone said yes;

B: The four of us regard it as a program;

Perform a program at the party;

D: it's a mission!

A: Everyone says Anonymous is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I have never been married;

D: worry!

A: I heard that someone was abducted to a certain place;

B: sell your wife to the ravine;

C: It's nice to think of an ugly girl.

D: go!

A: I was stared at as soon as I left;

B: the ugly girl has her head covered;

C: get on the bus and start;

D: drive away!

A: The car stops halfway;

B: Traffickers lose their heads at first sight;

Who wants such an ugly girl?

D: turn around!

A: The car returned to its old place;

The ugly girl refused to leave.

C: willing to be sold as a woman;

D: raw.

A: Traffickers are worried this time.

B: I don't know how to get rid of her;

Captain: Suddenly, he became very angry and shouted loudly.

D: Leave the car and let's go!

A, B and C: (Wang Ding) Ah? ! (End)

second

4-person funny sketch script "Girls are Fine" Campus Edition

Time: a noon in summer

Venue: Zhu Tiansheng's home

Character: Zhu Tiansheng-father, in his forties.

Zhu Xiaosheng's son, sixteen years old.

Zhu Meili-daughter, twenty years old.

Huang, a friend of Zhu Tiansheng, is in his thirties.

Props: a table, two chairs, two cups, a kettle, a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, an ashtray, a nail clipper, a schoolbag, a parental notice and a telephone.

Qi Mu

Zhu Tiansheng sat in a chair, smoking a cigarette sweetly. There are cigarette cases, lighters and ashtrays on the table.

Big friends, knock on the door.

Who is Zhu Tiansheng?

Please, big friend.

Zhu Tiansheng 'ao, big friends, rats and wolves, please come in.

Da Peng (pushes the door and sits opposite Zhu Tiansheng) Rooster, what's wrong with you? How many years have passed, why did you call me by my nickname in primary school? (Light a cigarette, too)

Zhu Tiansheng is a great friend. Are you here to pay a New Year call to me today?

Big friend Ji, what are you talking about?

Didn't Zhu Tiansheng say that the weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens-isn't it kind? "

Big friend, you bear, it's just not good for me. I have a big deal here today.

Zhu Tiansheng is still a big enterprise! It's always a surprise. What is it?

Big friend, I want to ask you something. You can't cheat me.

Zhu Tiansheng, can't you just let nature take its course? I have never lied once in my life.

Big friends, then I'll let them go. I heard that you and my sister-in-law are going to have my little nephew, and they have had quadruplets in succession. Is it true?/You don't say.

Zhu Tiansheng is definitely not true!

Why is Da Peng not real? Everyone in the village says so.

Zhu Tiansheng, that's a rumor. First of all, it's not abortion, it's abortion. Second, it's just your sister-in-law, I didn't. Third, I sent it back and forth five times, not four!

Da Peng, don't fool me. Anyway, in this matter, you have been through many battles. Lao Ji, your sister-in-law and I have been thinking about having a second child recently, but we are afraid of having another daughter, so it is a disaster.

Zhu Tiansheng (pretending to be a leader, slow and condescending) I have to educate you. You are still young, how can you not keep up with this idea? What's wrong with my daughter? She's not necessarily better than that boy. There are ready-made examples in our village. Old Ma Jia, two boys, where is he? No one treats her father like a human being. The old horse is sleeping in the stable now. Liu's family is just a girl. Why? The girl took part in the work, found a door-to-door son-in-law, and took Liu Qu Suozhen to have fun. Besides, didn't you see the advertisement posted on that wall? Daughters are also passed down from generation to generation. Ah, isn't it? It's the same for boys and girls. Ah, isn't it? If you want to be rich, have more children and plant fewer trees. Wrong, it is to have fewer children and more trees! Dear friends, I advise you to respond to national policies. Besides, in your situation, you can only have one child. If you have more children, you have to pay social support. The fourth funny sketch script "Girls are Fine" comes from the campus edition. We have 60 thousand yuan here. Do you know that?/You know what? In the meantime, my big friend tried to interrupt many times, but Zhu Tiansheng stopped him, and he was so angry. )

Don't give me high-profile talk, big friend Ji. Now that both children have it, that's what you said. Why didn't you say so earlier? Dead bag!

Zhu Tiansheng is a big friend, so it is wrong for you to say so. I say this now from the bottom of my heart. I look forward to it when I have no son. If there is, I think it is better not to.

Big friend, it's easy for you to stand and talk. I won't be cheated by you. I tell you, I have 20 thousand yuan in my hand now. When the time comes, the family planning office will let me pay it. If it is not enough, I will go to the bank for a loan! What am I afraid of?

Zhu Tiansheng, it seems that you are determined by your weight. Oh, pity, pity! I have to tell you in advance that your sister-in-law wants to make a living for your little nephew, but she is ill and whines all day.