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What to do if you encounter a shrew who is unreasonable

Question 1: What should I do if I meet a shrew? I saw a joke, something like this. On the bus, the bus was very crowded and the station was crowded. A man got off the car, and a woman was at the door. The man went over and said: Get off the car, please give way. The woman was indifferent. The man got out of the car and stepped on her foot, and the woman started to go crazy: You are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, you are crazy, and you are crazy. It was also very loud and didn’t mean to stop. The man turned around and said: You are the repeater. The whole car burst into laughter. The driver stopped and leaned over the steering wheel, laughing wildly. Behind the car, two children performed, one said: You are crazy, ah... Another: Repeater, you. Later, a girl got off the bus and said to the woman: "Can you please let me get off? I...I'm not crazy." The whole car burst into laughter again.

The shrew is more poisonous than her. Occasionally reply with a few sentences, if you want to be poisonous, it is best to let others laugh. Embarrass her. I think it's best.

Question 2: What should you do if you encounter an unreasonable shrew? Are there any legal protections? Methods to deal with shrews First of all, you must clearly define the purpose of dealing with shrews. The purpose of dealing with any kind of person is the same: he will suffer greater psychological or physical harm than you. So as long as this goal is achieved.

You have to smile when she scolds her. Remember, the more she smiles, the angrier she will be. Occasionally, smile and say something back to her to induce her to continue scolding. The more she scolds, the angrier she will become. Finally, Ended tired and angry. Such a shrew is very unhappy mentally and physically. Some people say, "The shrew scolded me for N hours, and finally she vented her joy and left." In fact, this kind of happiness can only be achieved when you scold back angrily or bow your head and admit your mistake. As long as you behave well to her. She is very happy to scold you, as if you are watching a monkey playing, and she will definitely not be able to bear it (of course, it is not good to pretend to be too exaggerated, let her see that you are still angry inside, and she will still have the satisfaction of success)

If she curses, scratches and hits her, great! Let her hit her twice, and then you concentrate all your strength on your arm and punch her stupid face hard (be sure to use your fist and not your palm, as the pressure of the palm strike is small, and the air resistance during the swing is large) You can always knock her down as a man. At this time, you will find that your hands have lost strength and she has fallen. It's time to use your feet and kick her hard in the face. She doesn't want it anyway.

If she lies on the ground and yells: "If you hit a woman, you are not a man!" At this time, you should smile and say to her: "Oh~~ that's right! I am not a man!" Man! Yeah! (The word "ji" needs to be emphasized)" and then continue to kick!

As long as she can howl, she'll be fine, vixens are in great shape. Don't be afraid of her threatening to call 110. First of all, she must be blamed for the cause of the incident (if it was you who was wrong in the first place, then she is not a shrew, and she should beat you up! It's another matter); secondly, she did it first, which is very important in law; thirdly, She must be somewhat famous among the neighbors as a shrew, which will definitely be beneficial to you during the 110 investigation. In fact, 110 hates shrews the most. Again, the shrew can only speak nonsense, and is afraid of speaking truth. She does not have the logical thinking, language skills and legal knowledge. I have beaten four shrews, and they all fell to the ground and could not move, but none of them actually called the police.

Some people say, "I can't use your method. I'm a man. No matter what happens to a woman, I can't hit her." People with this view should not call shrews, and there is no need to deal with shrews. This is the kind of man a shrew is made from.

The widest thing in the world is the sea, but the sea cannot accommodate a single Mars.

The broadest mind in the world is a man’s mind, but a man cannot tolerate a shrew.

"Oh! Why bother? Why can't you hide away if you can't offend her? If a dog bites a man, can a man bite a dog?" said the gentleman who was sprayed in the face by the shrew. In fact, the reason why people don’t bite dogs is because they have more effective ways than biting. But to deal with shrews, you cannot use modern weapons such as pistols, so I personally think my method is more effective. Finally, let me reiterate that the purpose of dealing with a person is to cause him to suffer greater psychological or physical harm than you. The same goes for dealing with shrews, as long as this goal is achieved.

In fact, there are no shrews in the world. There are more gentlemen, and there are shrews.

Question 3: How should you treat an unreasonable shrew? Ignore him, ignore her and he scolds her, which makes it boring. Moreover, she suffered internal injuries and made him angry to death

Question 4: What should I do if I encounter an unreasonable shrew? 5 points. When you step on someone else's toes, the first sentence is to apologize. Why, after the fact.

For example, if you are stepped on by someone, and that person turns away and walks away, you will feel extremely uncomfortable and even come forward to argue.

Rifling through schoolbags and scolding her on the street only proves that this woman is of low quality. However, if it is remedied in time, the above-mentioned results may not occur.

It is not a bad thing to agree with your brother and admit when you are wrong. It can avoid a lot of unnecessary trouble in the future.

Question 5: How to deal with an unreasonable shrew. I have experience. I slapped her, then she called her husband, and I slapped her again. That's it, it's over, the world is clean...

If you don't want this, just ignore her.

Question 6: What should I do if I meet an unreasonable shrew? This friend, when you meet such a person, the best way is to ignore her. If you fight with her, you will definitely get scolded. Very miserable. On the other hand, if you ignore her, no matter how much she annoys you, don't ignore her. This may make her feel bored. Who would quarrel with someone who ignores them?

However, if you provoke her, then it is certain that she will curse. Moreover, using "shrew" to describe a girl may affect your interpersonal relationships.

When facing such people, if they deliberately seek trouble, then you should never talk back and maintain a good image!

Question 7: How to deal with an unreasonable shrew? A small mistake will lead to a big plan...

Wait until you have a chance to change the place. There is no way. Change. You can't change others. You can only change yourself

Question 8: How to deal with a shrew? Don't argue with lunatics and lunatics.

Question 9: What should you do if you meet an unreasonable shrew? You have to beat her! Even better than her! Haha

Question 10: What to do when faced with an unreasonable and shrewish woman? If you are more unreasonable than she is, she will behave