Five stories about eloquence (within 50 words)

Yan Zi Zuo Chu tells the story that at the end of the Spring and Autumn Period, Yan Zi, a doctor of the State of Qi, went to Chu, and the King of Chu insulted Yan Zi three times in order to show the prestige of Chu. Yan Zi fought back skillfully and safeguarded the dignity of himself and the country. The story praises Yan Zi's awe-inspiring patriotic feelings and superb language art.

Ji Xiaolan's eloquent topic.

1, old man

Ji Xiaolan worked in imperial academy when he was the editor-in-chief of Sikuquanshu. On a hot day in midsummer, Ji Xiaolan took off his clothes and read the proofreading samples at his desk. He looked up and saw the emperor Qianlong coming towards the room. Afraid of being disrespectful to the emperor like this, he got into the case and closed the curtain to hide.

Unexpectedly, Qianlong has noticed Ji Xiaolan's move. He walked into the room quietly and signaled the panicked editors to calm down and work. Then, he strolled to Ji Xiaolan's bookcase and sat quietly.

Ji Xiaolan winced for a long time, listening to the elegant silence in the room, thinking that Qianlong had left, lifted the door curtain and leaned out and asked, "Is the old man gone?"

Hearing this, Qianlong scolded, "Ji Xiaolan, you are so rude! What is an old man? Why do you call me old man? I can't tell you the reason to die right away! "

The editors turned pale with fear. Ji Xiaolan rushed out and saluted Ganlong: "Isn't it old for the emperor to say long live? The emperor is the head of state, isn't he? The emperor is the real dragon emperor, isn't he a son? "Old man" is short for abbreviation. "

Hearing this, Gan Long smiled and said, "What an eloquent Ji Xiaolan!" ! Get up! I forgive your innocence. "

Step 2 take something

One year, Ji Xiaolan went down to Jiangnan with Emperor Qianlong. When Qianlong saw a bamboo basket, he felt very fresh and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Ai Qing, what is this?"

"Bamboo baskets."

"What's the use of this thing?"

"Take something."

Gan Long was silent for a while and said, "Why not call it Sheng Nanbei?"

After thinking for a moment, he said, "Oriental gold, western gold. Both gold and wood can be put into a basket, so it is called a container. But the fire basket in the south has to be burned, and the water must be left out, so it can't be called holding the north and the south. " .

Gan Long nodded with satisfaction.

3, dare not splash water

On one occasion, Ji Xiaolan swam the Guluo River with Emperor Qianlong. When Qianlong saw that this was the place where Qu Yuan, a doctor of Chu State, threw himself into the river, he took the opportunity to give Ji Xiaolan a difficult problem.

Gan Long asked, "What should I do if you want me to die?"

Ji Xiaolan said happily, "I will die without hesitation.

"You are my loyal minister. How about I order you to throw yourself into the river at once? "

"I will command!"

Who knows, Ji Xiaolan went to the bow, jumped into the river, didn't jump, just said to himself, and came back to kneel in front of Qianlong.

Gan Long asked, "Since you are a loyal minister, why don't you obey orders?"

Ji Xiaolan replied, "I was drowning. Qu Yuan jumped into the river and scolded me, saying,' Ji Xiaolan, you child, are you going to be a sinner forever? Because the king of Chu was fatuous, I threw myself into the river. Now that the emperor is wise and the country is prosperous, you have to throw yourself into the river. Who do you compare with today's British Lord? "The emperor called me a loyal minister, how can I bully a false master? So I dare not splash water. "

After listening to this, Gan Long smiled and said, "I'm kidding you. Get up! "

4. What an old turtle!

The Prime Minister celebrated his 80th birthday and sent invitations everywhere, making a fortune. Ji Xiaolan was also invited. Ji Xiaolan was very dissatisfied with this behavior of the Prime Minister. On the day before his birthday, he sent someone to the Prime Minister's Office to send a red chinemys reevesii with the words "What an old turtle".

The prime minister was furious when he saw it. The next day, he found Ji Xiaolan and scolded him, saying, "I didn't offend you. Why did you write to scold me and give me a hard time? "

Ji Xiaolan said quietly, "I didn't scold you! You are an old minister of the former dynasty, 80 years old, and you are' old'; Generation after generation black veil covers the top, which is' Wu'; Since ancient times, turtles and cranes have been in the same position, and they are both symbols of longevity. What kind of person is Wei Wudi, who boasted the tortoise as a tortoise and gave it to the old prime minister for his birthday as a sacred object to celebrate? "Turtle" is real and well-deserved. How can it be said that it is deliberately difficult for adults? "

The old prime minister was speechless for a moment, so he smiled and said, "I was wrong about you." I am really sorry! " thank you very much for your kindness！ "

5. Guilty Spring Festival couplets

One Spring Festival, Ji Xiaolan went home to visit his mother. A family of three brothers in the village asked him to write "Spring Me" to increase the festive atmosphere. Ji Xiaolan cheerfully wrote:

Shanglian: an earth-shattering portal;

Bottom line: One of the best families.

Horizontal criticism: act first and then act.

This is a disaster. He was accused of cheating the monarch into committing a crime. Emperor Qianlong immediately recalled Ji Xiaolan to Beijing for questioning.

Ji Xiaolan replied, "I wrote Spring Festival couplets, that's right. The boss of this family sells firecrackers, isn't it an earth-shattering portal? The second child is in charge of the fair fight. Isn't screaming all day one of the best families? The third is to kill pigs, isn't it to act first? "

Flat and light.

On one occasion, Emperor Qianlong gave Ji Xiaolan many gifts, including a beautifully made 10-stitch sweater. My father-in-law likes it very much. That night, she looked at Ji Xiaogang wearing a sweater.

See this scene, Ji Xiaolan hence nonsense way:

My in-laws are too sentimental,

Go around your knees to see the sweater.

After watching the dead of night,

……

Before Ji Xiaolan finished reading, the old mother-in-law was afraid that he would say something wrong and quickly said seriously, "What do you want?"

Ji Xiaolan knowingly made a slip of the tongue and couldn't find the right word at the moment, so he chanted according to the flat law: "Flat flat, flat flat."

6. There is nothing down there.

Every time Ji Yun is on duty in the palace, the eunuch asks him to tell stories and jokes, otherwise he will not be allowed to go to work.

One day, a eunuch met Ji Yun on the road and insisted that he tell a story before he was released. Ji Yun repeatedly refused, and the eunuch refused. Ji Yun deliberately thought hard for a while and said, "Yes, there was a man ..." At this point, he suddenly fell silent and stared at the eunuch.

When the eunuch saw that he stopped talking, he urged, What else is under this man? "

Ji Yun said, "There's nothing down there."

It took the eunuch half a day to realize that he had been teased by Ji Yun, so he left with a smile.

7. Vertical is a dog.

When Ji Xiaolan was an assistant minister, he was once invited to visit Shangshu's house. At the banquet, there is another suggestion. The three of them had a great time chatting over tea.

After three rounds of drinking, a dog suddenly passed by the kitchen. Yushi wanted to make fun of Ji Xiaolan, pretended not to know him and asked, "Is it a wolf or a dog?"

Ji Xiaolan heard the implication that he was mocking himself that "assistant minister is a dog" and immediately blurted out: "It's a dog."

Shangshu also deliberately asked: "How do you know? .

Ji Xiaolan replied, "There are two differences between a dog and a wolf: one is that the tail hangs down, the wolf hangs down, and the dog stands upright. The other is that wolves don't eat meat, dogs eat meat when they meet meat, and shit when they meet shit. "

Ji Xiaolan used the homonym of "Shangshu" and "Yu Shi" to make fun of Shangshu and Shiyu.

Shangshu and Shi Yu both laughed.

8. Xizhuo adds a Tathagata.

One day, Ji Xiaolan was reading in the study. A policeman came in with a business card and said, "Liu, the magistrate of Hengyang, is outside the door and wants to see an adult."

Ji Xiaolan invited the guests in and asked, "Have you finished all your work?"

Liu bowed down and replied, "I have finished my official business and will go to Hunan tomorrow." I asked for an audience today, one is to say goodbye, and the other is to ask you to give me Mo Bao. "

It turns out that there is a Nanyue Temple on Hengshan Mountain in Nanyue, and the monk in charge recently passed away. This place is under the jurisdiction of Hengyang government. Liu Taishou went back to attend the memorial service this time and asked Ji Xiaolan to make a pair.

Ji Xiaolan immediately agreed, spread out the paper and wrote seven characters:

A monk died in Nanyue Temple.

Liu Taishou shivered in his heart: isn't Master Ji speaking in language? Why did the vernacular come up? Isn't it a joke to take it back and hang it up? "But it's hard to say.

It happened that Ji Xiaolan asked again, "What do you think?"

"Well ..." Liu is really hard to answer.

Ji Xiaolan smiled, and then wrote seven characters:

Xi Zhuguo added a Tathagata.

Liu Taishou hurriedly piled up a smile on his face and clapped his hands again and again.

9. turn poetry into words

One day, Qianlong sent someone to call Ji Xiaolan and asked him to write a folding fan noodles for himself.

Ji Xiaolan did not dare to refuse, so he wrote a poem "Liangzhou Ci" by Wang Zhihuan, a poet in the Tang Dynasty:

The Yellow River is far above the white clouds.

Wan Ren is an isolated city.

Why should a strong brother complain about willow?

The spring breeze does not pass through Yumen Pass.

When Ji Xiaolan finished writing, Gan Long took it and said with a calm face, "I'm missing a word' between'."

When Ji Xiaolan saw it, he felt that the incident was not good. He made a mistake in his busy work and wrote the word "Jian", which was punished according to law. But Ji Xiaolan, who was quick-thinking, quickly calmed down and said to Gan Long, "There is no missing word. This is a word."

"Can I have a word?" Gan Long said in surprise, "Read it."

Ji Xiaolan took his time and read the revised words of this poem again: "The Yellow River is far away, and white clouds are blooming. The lonely city of Mount Wan Ren; Johnny doesn't have to complain. Willow is a spring breeze, but Yumenguan. "

Gan Long laughed and said, "Very clever and sophistry."

10, gluttonous person.

One day, Qianlong gave a banquet to entertain ministers. Ministers eat and drink to their heart's content. At this time, the somewhat conceited Emperor Qianlong became very poetic again. He went out and said to me, "The Jade Emperor is marching in the army, and wind, knives, rain, arrows, clouds, flags, thunder and drums are all in the array."

Emperor Qianlong asked the officials to answer correctly. As a result, no one stood up against me. Ganlong's name is Ji Xiaolan.

On reflection, Ji Xiaolan made a couplet: "The Dragon King gave a banquet, lit lanterns every day, and treated mountains, mountains, vegetables and wine as dishes."

The ministers applauded. But emperor Qianlong felt uncomfortable after listening to it. He hesitated for a long time with an angry face. Until then, everyone felt the seriousness of the problem, and they were all worried about Ji Xiaolan.

Knowing that he had offended the emperor, Ji Xiaolan went on to say, "The Holy Land belongs to the emperor, so the wind, rain, clouds and thunder are all under your command, which is a great shock to the world;" I hope that days, months and mountains and seas can be in the banquet. It can be seen that the holy one is powerful, and I am just gluttonous. "

Ji Xiaolan deliberately raised Ganlong, belittled his excuses, and immediately made Ganlong happy. He quickly praised Ji Xiaolan and said, "Although you have a good appetite, you can't have such a big belly without thousands of books in your chest."