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Interesting couplets
The earth is a pipa, and the road is a string. Who dares to play it?
2, drunk riding a donkey, nodding to calculate the wine account;
The ferryman paddled and bowed for money!
3, eyeballs and nostrils, beads still live on Confucius;
Mr. Mei needs an afterlife, and the afterlife is better than Mr. Mei!
4, moonlight screen window, everyone is clear;
There is snow everywhere in Meiling, Xiangshan and Bai Letian!
5, good reading, good farming, just say good;
It is difficult to start a business, persist in it, and understand it!
6. The wings of the North Wild Goose fly up and down;
The front car and the back two wheels are high and low!
7. Matsushita Go pine nuts fall with chess pieces;
Fishing by the willow tree is often accompanied by the hanging of the fishing line!
8. Xue Fei Yingchun, Xue Rui Yingchun and Xue Fei Xue Ruiqi Yingchun;
Shanxi New Year, Shaanxi New Year, Shanxi Shaanxi New Year!
9. It was windy and cold, and it started to snow in front of Chushuang's house.
Rizhao Dragon Boat Festival Qingming underwater to see Chongyang!
10, before Xiahou reads the Spring and Autumn Lantern Festival;
Upstairs in the east gate, Nanjing people sing North West Chamber!
1 1, young morning glory plowing; General, beat the horse over Changshan!
12, the evening rain is beautifully decorated; Valley Aika swallows milk!
13, daffodils hold Yu Di, and the sound is slow when blowing before the wind;
Bai Weiling wears Hong Xiuxie to attract Bu Bujiao under the moon!
14, Lin Xiangru, Sima Xiangru, with similar names, but they are not;
Wei Wuji, Sun Chang, Mowgli, He Mowgli, this is Mowgli.
Land Temple in Wangdousheng Lane, Hexia 15
The room does not occupy land; When you turn the ladder up, you will become a shovel.
16, Gultiaoying Land Temple Alliance
There are many jokes here; My second boss is silent.
17, Wang Tingzhen Fun Association
This woman is not a human being, and the fairy descended to earth for nine days;
All the sons born are thieves, stealing Pan Taoxiao's mother.
Third, numeral association
1. Zhu Bailu, a scholar in the Qing Dynasty, wrote a couplet in the book "Managing the Family":
It is not easy to think about a porridge and a meal;
It's hard to keep thinking about matter.
2. There is a couplet in Daming Lake in Jinan:
Lotus on four sides and willow on three sides, one city has mountains, and half the city has lakes.
3. Qingdao Laoshan Diaoyutai has a pair of odd couplets;
A withered, a hat, a beard,
A foot long rod and an inch hook;
A mountain, a water and a bright moon,
One person catches a sea and autumn alone;
4. A couplet hung in Sangutang, Longzhong, Hubei Province is:
Two tables and three notes; A pair of thousand-year-old feet
5. There is a couplet in Susan Temple in meishan county, Sichuan:
Father and son three-character guest;
There are four great writers throughout the ages.
6. Ji Xiaolan, a college student, skillfully confronted Emperor Qianlong:
Flowers bloom again, plus 37 years;
Ancient and rare, one more spring and autumn.
7. In the Qing Dynasty, Zheng Banqiao had a couplet:
All rivers are great;
The Great Wall stands tall, the Great Wall stands tall.
8. Gu Fuchu, a Qing Dynasty man, had a pair of couplets, which used mathematics quite skillfully:
Delete complexity and simplify Sanqiu tree;
Lead the bid for the new February flower.
9、
Flowers reopen, plus 37 years,
Celebrate the ancient and rare, and there is another spring and autumn.
This couplet was written by Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty, implying the age of an old man, and this figure is also implied in the couplet. That is, the formula of the couplet above is 2 × 60+3 × 7 = 14 1, and the formula of the couplet is 2 × 70+ 1 = 60.
10、
The top three are Wei. Chapter nine is Pythagoras' string.
The first part of this book was written in 1953 when the mathematician Hua went abroad with China Academy of Sciences. The head of the book is Qian Sanqiang, and its members include more than ten people, including Professor Zhao Jiuzhang, an atmospheric physicist. In order to increase the fun of traveling, Hua went out to find the first part of a book and asked for a suitable one. For an instant, everyone shook their heads and couldn't say it right. He must finish the second part of the book, "Nine Chapters of Pythagoras". This book is second-hand. "Nine Chapters" refers not only to Zhao Jiuzhang, but also to China's ancient mathematical masterpiece "Nine Chapters Arithmetic". This book records the Pythagorean theorem first discovered by mathematicians in China. All the figures are relative, balanced and corresponding, connected from ancient times to modern times, and the total score is comprehensive.
1 1. In a rural middle school in Sichuan, a math teacher married a couple. On the wedding day of New Year's Day, the trade union presented a congratulatory message:
No matter how complicated the world is, add, subtract, multiply and divide;
Although the universe is vast, it is full of points, lines and surfaces.
12, a couple somewhere, the man is an accountant and the woman is a doctor. On their wedding day, they were given to He Lian:
Incorrect coincidence number in accounting composite number test;
The doctor didn't prescribe the medicine until he knew the root of the disease.
Embedding mathematical terms such as "composite number" and "square root" is seamless.
13, a pair of math teachers in a city finally got married with Qin Jin after many twists and turns. Colleagues wrote a couplet to congratulate him and said:
Love is like a geometric curve;
Happiness is like a decimal cycle.
"Geometric curve" vividly expresses the ups and downs of love between math teachers; "Decimal cycle" is an endless number, used to congratulate the happiness of newly married couples, which is really a stroke of genius.
14, and a number couplet that lasts for more than 400 years. It is lively, interesting and unforgettable. During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, Luo, the top scholar in Jishui County, Jiangxi Province, traveled to Jiujiang with several knowledgeable people. Down the river, Jiang Feng helped the boat and saw Jiujiang coming. At this time, a boatman from a neighboring ship came to Luo's boat and said there was a couplet. The first part is boring, and so am I. When the boatman wrote the first part, Luo was blindsided and couldn't write. Scholars in the same boat looked at me and didn't know what to do. The first part of The Boatman is:
A boat, two businessmen, three, four, five, six sailors, seven or eight canopy, Jiujiang, and ten miles.
The first part not only tells the truth, but also embeds ten numbers from one to ten in order to become "absolute". Since then, no one can answer it for 400 years. It was not until the summer of 1959 that an accidental event inspired it and asked a person named Li Rongling to answer it. It turned out that1June, 959, an old man in Foshan Temple. 1943 someone looked for this kind of wood, and it took a whole year to get it. This contrast made Li Rongling think of "absolute", so he went on to the second part:
Ten miles away, nine miles away, 8765, although it took four or three years, it was only two days better than a year.
15, iced wine at 1.230.
Lilacs have a hundred heads and a thousand heads.
16, one palm, five fingers, three long and two short
Liuhe is inserted underground, and seven floors extend in all directions.
17, one Da Qiao, two Xiao Qiao, three inches golden lotus and four inches waist, five boxes and six boxes of colorful disputes, eight points, nine points and ten letters.
In September, the eighth circle, seven scholars and six, even four drums in three directions, one in Erqiao.
18, three points of water, two points of bamboo and a bright moon.
Looking at the river from Wubu Building and Shibu Pavilion
19, five shifts a night, half a night.
September in Sanqiu, Mid-Autumn Festival in August.
20. Former Xinhua Swimming Pool Alliance
Without a trace of concern; There is a little dust.
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