A short joke for children in one sentence

1, "Dad, my brother said I was the son of an asshole." "I see, I will teach him a lesson." Dad said. The child asked, "Is he also the son of an asshole?" There is an advertisement for baby milk powder on TV. Three-year-old Xiaoli asked her mother, "Mom, did I grow up drinking your milk or drinking milk made of milk powder?" Xiaoming attended a small preschool class at the age of four and returned home after the final exam. Uncle asked him, "Is the exam difficult for you?" Xiao Ming said, "There are men and women." 4. Mom: "Do you know why there is a bag in front of the kangaroo's stomach?" Child: "I think it must be used to hold kangaroos." Mom: "Kangaroo also has a bag in front of its stomach. What is the explanation? " Child: "that must be used to hold candy!" " "