What are the homophones?

Beautify, have nothing to say, open an umbrella, break up homework, sit at night, be tenacious, and work as a part-time in-laws, clear home, gorgeous, thrush, Baidu ferry bananas, accommodate, apologize, hire people, and be old friends. It's simply a matter of devaluation. The new tragic tragic tragic tragic tragic tragic tragic tragic tragic scene is sealed in place. Yuan Di Lion King Wang Shi Reality Co., Ltd. Sunset Western cash will do the deeds of the century. Durian, the autopsy sister, lingered and resented the abandonment of chicken manure equipment.

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Ji Xiaolan wisely called Wang Shen and Ji Xiaolan assistant ministers and Wang Shen minister. Once they had a drink with the inspector. During the dinner, he and Wang Shen pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan is very alert. He heard that Wang Shen was insulting himself with homophonic words, and immediately replied calmly: "The tail is a wolf, and the vertical (Shangshu) is a dog." Trying to please Wang Shen's suggestion also recognized cleverness, but he deliberately replied: "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan knew the intention of this proposal and said calmly, "There is still a difference. The habit of wolves is to eat meat, and the habit of dogs is to eat whatever they encounter, and to eat shit when they encounter shit (recommended). " Make Wang Shen and suggestion.

"The first name is not a first name." At the end of Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, a scholar from a county took an exam, and cicadas suddenly sounded in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found that cicadas came from the examinee's hat, so he opened his hat and saw several cicadas still singing. Zhang Sheng admitted that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat and said that the cicada could win the first prize on the head. Just now, the cicada made his head itch, so he scratched it a few times and the cicada called away. Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he disqualified Zhang for violating discipline and wrote a poem: "The first place is not the first place, all because of my father's good reputation." Qiu Chan doesn't know his name. Superstition is a sign of losing his reputation. "

There was a joke in ancient times that a person who donated a class (a person who donated money for a position) went to see his boss. The boss asked, "How is your local culture?" The donation class replied: "There is no strong wind and less dust." Q: "What about the people?" Answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." When the donation was irrelevant, the boss became angry and shouted, "Bastard, I asked Li Shu." The classroom donors trembled with fear and quickly replied, "There are many pear trees, but few fruits." The boss laughed and cried, patting the table and drinking: "Not asking you pears and apricots, but asking you Wang!" " "Donate class quickly stood up and said," My humble nickname is dog. "The boss is so ridiculous that he shakes his head again and again:" Dog, dog, you are really a dog! " "

Clever use of the word "win" to solve the puzzle Legend has it that a guest stayed in an inn and one hundred and twenty pieces of silver disappeared. He lives in a single room, and according to various indications, it is certain that the shopkeeper stole it. So he went to the county government to complain, but the shopkeeper refused to admit it. The county magistrate of this county is very clever. He thought for a while, quietly asked the shopkeeper to reach out and write a word "win" on his palm with a pen, saying, "Go down the steps and bask in the sun. If the word is still there for a long time, you will win the lawsuit. " Then, the county magistrate asked someone to bring the proprietress, who saw her husband stretching under the steps.