White rabbit classic humor joke.

1. Bears and rabbits shit in the forest. Later, the bear asked the rabbit. Did you lose your hair?

The rabbit said? Don't drop it ~?

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass.

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2. A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit is very strong).

Then he ran away and the wolf chased him angrily.

Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit sat down under a tree, put on sunglasses, read the newspaper and pretended that nothing had happened.

At this time, the wolf came and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree. He asked, "Did you see a rabbit run past?"

The rabbit replied, "Did the rabbit tease the wolf?"

The wolf shouted, "No way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! ! "

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