Whose cell phone joke is the funniest ~ ~

In the 1960s, black rice, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children; White rice, tortoise soup, a child and a bunch of wives in the 1990s.

Good friends are like underwear, even if you have ups and downs, they will always tolerate you. Very good friends are like condoms, always thinking about your safety. A better friend is like Viagra, which gives you strength when you can't lift your head.