30 Humorous Reply Chat Tips

30 humorous chat replies with sultry and funny words for couples, sultry words with humor, funny, blushing and heartbeat

1. I want to eat. Reply: Eat more, preferably so fat that no one wants you, then you will belong to me (bad smile)

2. I am older than you Reply: Then you have to take good care of me ( Cute)

3. Why are you so funny? Reply: I just don’t want our chat to be boring. If you don’t like it, I can be mature and steady.

4. I have had acne recently. Reply: This is the legendary bubbling beauty.

5. I have a cold and feel so uncomfortable. Reply: Come here, call the imperial doctor quickly.

6. Haha reply: People who love to laugh will not have bad luck. You must have been very lucky recently.

7. I am not a beautiful woman (handsome guy) replied: Are you doubting my aesthetics?

8. I haven’t read much. Reply: Ugly people should read more. Your appearance is better than your talent.

9. I am fat. Reply: Yang Yuhuan is much fatter than you.

10. Why don’t you have a girlfriend (boyfriend)? Reply: Can you still see that I have been waiting for you, please don't let me down.

11. If you don’t have a girlfriend, who will believe it? Reply: Believe it or not, it’s up to you, but you won’t be my girlfriend anyway (grievance)

12. Why are you so busy Reply: When chatting with important people, of course you have to consider every word and be cautious

13.What type do you like? Reply: The only type I like is you!

14. Go to bed early. Reply: I really can’t bear to leave. Let’s continue chatting in my dreams

15. Ignore me when a beautiful woman is with me. I value sex over friends. Reply: She keeps looking at me. Talking on the phone, he said the same thing to me. (Grieved)

16. Will you always be nice to me? Reply: Of course not, I also want to be good to our parents and our future children.

17. Do you often coax little girls like this? Reply: Not necessarily, I occasionally coax an aunt like you (smirk)

18. Why can’t I get through on the phone? Reply: I’m currently negotiating a big deal worth 100 yuan, but I don’t have enough funds and I’m in arrears.

19. Why aren’t you married yet? Reply: I’m worried that you won’t be able to get a wife, so I’ll leave you with a way out.

20.Will you marry me? Reply: This is what I want to ask you the most.

21. You bully me and reply: Who made you so kind? Have you never heard of being bullied when you are kind?

22. Why don’t you speak? Reply: Please change your avatar. People are always fascinated by it and forget to speak.

23. Are you really an experienced driver? Reply: You are still driving without a license, so I ask if you dare to drive.

24. I am not very good at chatting. Reply: It’s not that I can’t chat, it’s just that I don’t. When you meet the right person, you see, how wonderful our conversation is.

25. What are you doing? Reply: I’m thinking about how to talk to make you happy.

26. I’m so tired. Reply: I’ve been running in my head all day, so I’m not tired.

27. Reply when it rains: Facing you, God is drooling.

28. You are sick. Reply: Yes, you are the only one who can save me from lovesickness.

29. Do you believe in fate? Reply: Of course I do, otherwise why would we be chatting?

30. What gift do you want? Reply; You are the best gift!