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Is vodka all the same taste?
1. espresso flavor
Italian brand Van Gogh introduced espresso/double vodka, which kept the bitterness of coffee. After being mixed with vodka, we are very doubtful whether we should be sober or drunk in the wine country.
2. Bacon flavor
Some people say that the world is more perfect because of bacon. Baccon, who took this joke seriously, introduced bacon-flavored vodka, which means ... Bakon sells bacon. Is this some kind of marketing gimmick of homophonic?
3. Bubble gum taste
If you see someone directly describe their vodka as "more interesting than the taste", you should know that this is definitely not an ordinary taste. Should I drink or blow the bubble gum vodka introduced by British wine merchant San Olive?
4. The smell of weeds
Bison's wild buffalo-flavored vodka, to put it bluntly, is to add grass eaten by bison to vodka and dilute some spicy vodka with the fresh breath of weeds. Of course, we have no intention to challenge the manufacturers, but if it helps, maybe killing the bison who drank vodka can dilute the taste of beef. Moreover, wild buffalo contains coumarin, which is an important component used to make rat poison, and has long been banned as a food additive by countries all over the world, even though the liver is the most important.
5. Tomato flavor
Let's just say that San Olive really likes to challenge the limits of everyone's tongue. Tomato vodka? Tomato vodka! What kind of person wants to drink the tomato flavor in vodka? Or is it that bloody Mary is not enough now, and it is courageous to directly challenge tomato vodka?
6. The smell of butterflies
In fact, it's not a bad thing to like to drink a little fruity, more exciting and spicy mixed wine, which is smooth and sweet. It's best to put a small umbrella in the glass. Drinking wine will make people feel like walking on a tropical island. Maybe to see the market. Winemakers Pinnacle and Iganoff both sprinkle thick candy and cream on vodka, which should attract many girls. We will never think that men are too sissy to drink this wine! )
7. Lavender lemon juice taste
It should make people laugh to see that the new wine launched by organic vodka manufacturer Rain is not made of tofu, so lavender lemon juice ... this taste is really normal! Seriously, it's not surprising that lemon juice is mixed with alcohol. At least Mr. James Bond likes martinis with lemon very much, and he should stir them without shaking them. But lavender, which has a relaxing effect, has the same calming effect when added to lemon juice? Maybe Rain really doesn't want everyone to drink too much!
8. bergamot flavor
Seriously, it is more difficult to squeeze juice from bergamot than to squeeze some tax refund from the IRS, so we are really surprised that Hangar No.1 works so hard to squeeze a few drops of bergamot juice into vodka, so everyone must be grateful when drinking it.
9. Rose flavor
Seriously, the horseradish and basil vodka that Sputnik introduced in the past sounds strange, but at least you can eat the food you eat! But rose? ! Is there really no smell of perfume?
10. root juice soda taste
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