English jokes about happy summer vacation

A businessman walked into a bank in new york and asked to see the loan officer. He said that he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow 5000 dollars. The loan officer said that the bank needed some guarantee to get such a loan. The businessman then gave him the key to a Rolls Royce parked in the street in front of the bank. Everything was checked and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. Then, an employee drove the Rolls-Royce to the underground garage of the bank and parked there. Two weeks later, the businessman came back and repaid the interest of $5,000 and $65,438. The loan officer said, "We appreciate your business. This transaction is very good, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we looked it up and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why do you bother to borrow 5000 dollars? " The businessman replied, "Where else can I spend 15 dollars to park for two weeks in new york?"

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A businessman walked into a bank in new york and asked the loan officer. He said that he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow 5000 dollars. The loan officer said that the loan bank needed to provide a guarantee. The businessman gave the loan officer the key to a Rolls Royce parked in the street. After all the formalities were completed, the bank loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. The clerk drove the car to the underground garage of the bank and parked there. Two weeks later, the businessman came back and paid back the loan of $5,000 and the interest of $65,438 +05.80. The loan officer said, "We appreciate your business. This deal is good, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we found that you were a rich man. We don't understand why you took the trouble to borrow only $5,000. " The businessman replied, "Where can I park my car for two weeks in new york, just pay 15 yuan?"