Who has a funny joke! ! !

Director and * * * section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't let it go ... Soon the section chief was dismissed, and the director said at the meeting: You can't afford to fart. What's your use?

The little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

A heavy smoker goes to space to experience life. He brought 50 kilograms of cigarettes. A year later, I returned to the earth, my face turned yellow and I said indignantly, damn it, I forgot to bring my lighter.

A girl met a gangster at night. The gangster asked fiercely, stop! Why are you going? The girl didn't want to be robbed of money, and said piteously, go and borrow money. The gangster still asked fiercely: What do you borrow money for? The girl was afraid of being robbed. She said that she had no money to treat sexually transmitted diseases. The gangster roared: get out!

Three prisoners sat in front of the squint judge. The judge asked majestically, "What's your name?" "Bill." The second prisoner answered honestly. "I did not ask you!" The judge growled. "But I didn't say anything!" The third prisoner replied with grievance.

On Dragon Boat Festival, a company distributed zongzi to employees. When the foreign employees came to work the next day, they said to the company's administrative manager as soon as they met, "The Chinese dim sum sent by the company yesterday was delicious, but the lettuce outside was a little hard." Then he added: It has dental floss on it, which is very sweet. ...

I met a red light when crossing the road. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: "light, wait for light!" " "My friend turned to me with disdain and said," Only you have information!

A man rushed into a unit and shouted, Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

The prince is enchanted and can only say one sentence a year. He couldn't break the spell until he got the princess's love. When he didn't speak for five years and saved enough words to say, he came to the princess. Whispered: "Princess, I love you!" " "The princess said," what did you say? "The prince fainted. ......

Judge: "How dare you break into houses in broad daylight?" Defendant: "The last time you tried me, you said so angrily,' How dare you break into houses in the middle of the night and steal!'" "Excuse me, judge, when is my job suitable?" . . .