Funny text messages about Singles’ Day

1. Singles’ Day has passed, but I am still a single. Therefore, on this day that is not Singles’ Day, I would like to wish all my single friends a happy day, because for us, every day is Singles’ Day!

2. Singles’ Day taboos? 1?: You need to send two text messages, eat two bowls of food, drink tea with two cups, wear two pairs of socks, and walk the dog with two pairs. Hold it with one hand and hold you with the other.

3. Singles’ Day mascot: 4 fried dough sticks plus 1 steamed bun. The four fried dough sticks are the four ?1? of ?11?11?, and the steamed bun is the dot in the middle, which represents ?111 ?This day also represents my blessing!

4. Singles' Day is here. I wish all the men and women in the world to be single. Happy holidays to my compatriots who are still singles

5. On Singles’ Day, Bodhisattvas are busy, and gods and goddesses from all walks of life send you good luck: the God of Wealth sends you gold ingots, the longevity star keeps you healthy, Manjusri gives you great wisdom, and Guanyin bless you. Your happiness will last forever, Maitreya will make you happy, and the lucky stars will accompany you everywhere! Happy Singles' Day!

6. The significance of Singles' Day is not to comfort singles, but to awaken the awareness of freedom; The value of Singles' Day is not to set off couples, but to let them see: being naked is fine!

7. Singles' Day is coming, everyone should take action to do something for singles! Yes If you have money, you can arrange a party; if you have the ability, you can contribute more and lead more red lines. I decided to contribute my monthly subscription this month and let my text messages shine for singles! Singles’ Day SMS blessings

8. A true portrayal of the life of singles on Singles’ Day: one dish of side dishes, two dozen beers, three packs of cigarettes, four Dude, five CDs, six nights without sleep, seven games of mahjong, eight lines of tears, nine times of silence, very sad.

9. The Singles Day poverty alleviation campaign has begun! If you don’t have a blind date, send it to a blind date. If you don’t have a date, send it to a date. If you don’t want to buy a house, send it to buy a house. If you really don’t like the person, you can reply 1111 (If you want it, you want it. ), get a limited edition girlfriend as a gift!

10. Singles’ Day is here, I wish the married nunchakus all the best; the lovesick nunchakus in love happy and sweet; and the singles? We all have a bright future; no matter how big or small the stick is, it is a man or a woman. Happy stick stick!

11. Singles’ Day emotion: It’s really strange that girls nowadays prefer the second generation of rich people. They just stop cooking when they don’t have a car or a house, and they cry and become mistresses. I am neither tall nor handsome, and my relationship is kicked every time. I look back and think about when my love will come!

12. Singles’ Day is coming to the four ones, and the four ones represent the four hearts, learn To work hard, you must be diligent, to work hard, to be happy, to live happily, to be sincere, to love sweetly, to be sincere, to be single, to be happy, to be free and happy!

13. Celebrate Singles' Day together, and *** is the same holiday. Be happy; you are happy, I am happy, single life has more freedom; forget your husband, forget your family, become a free person; break through the siege, break out of the siege, see the light of day and be reborn.

14. Singles’ Day plan: Eat four fried dough sticks for breakfast, take bus No. 11 to work, eat on time at 11:11 noon, use two pairs of chopsticks, bring two pairs of crutches when going out, and only play mahjong with four sticks in the evening , Haha, happy holidays!

15. Singles’ Day is here. I wish you all the troubles, all the disappointments, all the depression, all the helplessness, all the bad luck, all the regrets, all the depression. Lost light. Take the opportunity to go out for a stroll and get a happy face!

16. Singles Day text message 1: Everyone wants to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe. Is this an unattainable dream? Therefore, it is better to be realistic. Well, if you are not single today, you can happily have a family.

17. Best wishes for Singles’ Day, friends, please remember it. You must eat deliciously, you must sleep sweetly, you must be happy, you must be safe and healthy. Happy holidays in advance!

18. Singles’ Day is here. I wish you not only a happy life as a single, but also an early escape from the sea of ??suffering. Happiness is hard-won. You should strive for it. If love comes, you must do well. cherish. Singles' Day SMS Jokes

19. The Sutra says: Dust returns to dust, dust returns to dust. It is not hard to be a bachelor. You can decide everything by yourself. Flowers are not flowers, mist is not mist, and bachelors can live anywhere. , there will be a good destination in the end. Super Singles Day, may the Lord bless you.

20. When a bachelor is injured, he can warm the bed by himself; when a bachelor is idle, he wanders around casually; when a bachelor is stick, there is no need to buy a house; when a bachelor is strong, he can dig around; when a bachelor is panic, he looks for a partner everywhere; when a bachelor is busy, friendship Collect frequently. Happy Singles' Day!

21. Super Singles' Day, take off the couplets for you. The first line: I don’t want to be single, but I want to be single. When will I stop being single? The second line: Since I am single, I will enjoy being single, even if I stay single. Hengpi: Happy alone.

22. Singles are tired, singles are tired, singles look forward to the beauty, singles are bitter, singles are lonely, and they have to pretend to be busy on Valentine's Day. It's miserable to be single, it's difficult to be single, and Singles' Day is also ruined by text messages. Hey, happy Singles' Day!

23. No gifts will be accepted on Singles' Day this year. . . I only accept gifts from girlfriends. . . It has a shelf life of a lifetime. It is young, beautiful, gentle and graceful. It is not strange to be polite to many people. . . I wish single friends: Happy Singles’ Day! Singles’ Day blessing messages

24. Thousands of times, I have sought God’s love and looked forward to the company of angels; thousands of times, I have tried hard to get rid of loneliness and dream of happiness. Marriage: God sent you to me, this is the sadness of two bachelors. Hey, I'm with you on Singles' Day, and I hope you feel a little warmer in your heart!

25. 12015 is the Year of Singles, and January 11th is Singles' Day. Singles celebrate the New Year in advance. Wish you: Luck, enjoyment, happiness, borrowing light, stealing light, happiness, light, money, shining image, shining mood, sunshine, good life!

26, 11 = light, light, light, the first 11 is a man’s light, the second one is a man’s light, 11 is a woman's naked body, so if you want to take off your naked body as soon as possible, you have to rely on 11+11, 2+2 world. Singles' Day blessing text message

27. Singles' Day is coming, and the singles are making noise in unison. The cold winter has arrived, who will cook the hot meals? I don’t know how upset I am, when will the fate of the bachelor come? When I am sick, there is no one to take care of me, and the bachelor does not smile on weekdays. On the occasion of Singles' Day, make a beautiful wish, but if you encounter wonderful fate as soon as possible, your life will no longer be miserable.

28. I am a bachelor, so what should I worry about? If I am full, I will not be able to starve the whole family to death; if I am a bachelor, why should I be anxious! If I am a bachelor, I will not be able to make the whole family tired; if I am a bachelor, what should I be afraid of! It makes me happy but the whole family suffers. Happy Singles' Day!

29. Falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, and getting married is a mistake, so being single is understanding, so I will continue my bachelorhood! Happy singles!

30. It is said that , at 11:11:11 on November 11th, the first person you see in the blink of an eye is your future partner. Whether it is a boy or a girl, you have to persist in pursuing it, otherwise you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life. , whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

31. Singles’ Day is here, and I will send you a text message with the magic of love. Yue Lao said that singles who receive the text message will encounter a romantic love; lovers who receive the text message will have more and more love. The better; the married master who receives the text message has a happy marriage!

32. The reality is a bit helpless, and the relationship is still blank. Just waiting for true love, I became single. If nothing else happens, fate will come sooner or later. The flowers of true love are in full bloom, and true love is infinitely wonderful. I pray that my single friends will be irrigated by love as soon as possible!

33. I really want to express to you how helpless I feel; I always want to tell you how much I long for life. Singles’ Day is coming, and on this heartbreaking holiday, I want to tell myself: It’s not shameful to be a single.

34. On the annual Singles' Day, I, who don't spare a cent, send a beautiful blessing wholeheartedly to my lonely friends: May everything go smoothly, become a blockbuster, become famous in one fell swoop, and move nine times in one day. Singles' Day text messages

35. Singles' Day is here, and I send you my best wishes: May your career blossom everywhere, may your life blossom and be rich, and may you always have good luck. May you have someone to accompany you as soon as possible, may your love bloom and bear fruit, and may you strive for happiness in the wedding room. extension. Wish you a happy Singles’ Day!