What are the short stories about putting your boyfriend to sleep? Have you tried?

Listening to stories is not only the exclusive right of girls, but also that of boys. Tell your boyfriend a few short stories before going to bed, and let him fall asleep gradually in your gentle words!

1, Xiaoming met a cactus in the desert.

Xiaoming: Cactus, Cactus, what are you doing?

Cactus don't talk.

Xiao Ming asked again: cactus, cactus, what are you doing?

Cactus still doesn't talk.

Xiao Ming is still asking: cactus, what are you doing?

Cactus turned his head and said impatiently, "Shit, can't you see people are acupuncture?"

2. One day, Meng Po was cooking Meng Po soup, trying to taste the salty taste.

Took a sip and smiled with satisfaction. Want to try salty,

Took a sip and smiled with satisfaction.

Whenever she is lovelorn, she will go to that barber shop for a haircut.

Barber number three seems to have been idle. I wonder if it is because of his lame legs that he gradually became her personal barber.

However, she made up her mind never to touch the person she loved again.

Soon she accepted a proposal from someone who claimed to love her and moved to another place.

At the wedding, a photo was sent by courier, which was made of her portrait and hair.

4, she is the big sister of the school, but she has a crush on him.

So, she told him that she was very overbearing and overbearing to him.

Near graduation, she knew that she couldn't get into the same place as him, but she couldn't bear to break up.

After the notice, she realized that he and she actually went to the same school. She was surprised and asked why.

He looked at her for a long time before he said what he hadn't said for three years: "Because I like you, I want to be together."

She and he were introduced by friends. At that time, it was agreed that if two people found someone more suitable than the other, they would let go.

One day, she called him and asked him: Did you find a girl you like?

He paused and understood what she meant. Yes, I found it.

She said happily on the other end of the phone, great. I found it too. We split up.

Putting the phone down, he sighed. Why don't you ask me who that girl is?

He liked her since he was a child.

She just thought he was Lan Yan.

15 years old, young and ignorant, she fell in love with his buddy.

He brought them together with a wry smile.

My heart hurts, but he always wants to

As long as she's happy.

/kloc-when she was 0/8 years old, she smiled and said, as long as you do something that moves me, I will marry you in my next life. He smiled mischievously, but wondered why it was next life. . . .

On her wedding day at the age of 26, he drank a lot and said that he was happy, but his heart was broken all over the floor. . .

At the age of 30, she disappeared. Her husband abandoned her and she was helpless. When he heard the news, he ran in a hurry.

She could see the operation, and the unknown man donated her cornea. She looked for him everywhere, only to find a letter on the table.

She is crying.

Write that I am your eyes now, are you moved by me, so that you will be mine in the next life and I love you!