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Only medical students know what love words are.

1, you passed my sinoatrial node, and you never left. I lost my way in your Purkinje fiber, and I can't find a way out anymore.

2. You fell in love with me in exactly the same way as those atropine patients. Just this dose of atropine. I don't want to stop it.

3. Lead poisoning can be solved by calcium sodium edetate, opiate poisoning can be solved by naloxone, benzodiazepine poisoning can be solved by fluoroMasini, but I like you, and there is no medicine to solve it.

4. If I keep the ECG beside me all the time, you can see that I have tachycardia and arrhythmia every time I hold hands.

5. The left rib gap is one inch deep, and you.

6. Give you my stethoscope, listen to every drop of blood I boil for you, and listen to the sound between the fourth and fifth ribs of my left clavicle midline.