A humorous comment about ordering takeout by a person. Funny sentences about eating takeout and posting on Moments.

1. Although I can’t cook, I am good at ordering takeout.

2. Why do experts recommend that you eat 70% full for dinner and save another 30% for late night snacks?

3. I asked a friend about a girl who has gained weight recently. But she is very kind, can she order takeout now?

4. When I was ordering takeout, I suddenly remembered that I weigh 160 pounds, and I slapped myself fiercely. How can I do this when ordering takeout? Distracted!

5. Late at night, I can still see many takeaway guys rushing to deliver food on the street. I suddenly feel very inspired. Others are still eating so late, so what reason do I have not to eat?

6. When eating alone, what you eat is not loneliness, but the mood!

7. A person should also eat well and take it seriously. Eating is not loneliness, but enjoyment and freedom!

8. A meal for one person is not empty.

9. I ordered milk tea and pizza at noon today, and my dad found out, but he didn’t scold me for eating takeout at home. It’s touching, I’ve grown up!

10. The courier boy just handed the milk tea to me, and then asked me if you had ordered another meal? I said yes, and he said you drink the milk tea first, and I will get your meal right away.

11. I didn’t want spicy food, but I ended up not eating it.

13. Eating takeout in the early morning is really a tangled thing. I thought about it before I ordered it, but I felt like it after I ordered it. It seems unnecessary. The early morning without the smell of fireworks seems not suitable for doing this kind of thing.

14. I ordered three takeaways without even brushing my teeth. Hahaha, my mother was not at home so I had to eat takeaways.

15. What are you thinking about when you are eating alone?

17. Ordered a drink and put the note on the spicy hotpot I ordered before. I didn’t notice that I asked people to add more spicy food and more soup.

18. Tell the delivery boy My boss asked him to come in later but he refused. Then I asked him to be the doorman. He also laughed at me and said I was too cowardly to even take out takeaways. He brainwashed me and said that if I work with him, I am guaranteed to earn a million a month

19. I ordered takeout. Half an hour later, the boss called me and told me that the chef was burned and asked me to cancel the order.

20. When eating alone, no matter how bad the mood is, you have to eat by yourself. eat.

21. Nowadays, young people spend their days eating like years. What is going on?

22. Eating alone and sleeping alone, this lonely life must be accompanied by delicious food.

23. Eat alone, drink alone, and play with your mobile phone alone.

24. Ordered a drink and put the note on the spicy hotpot I ordered before. I didn’t notice that I asked them to add more spicy food and more soup.

26. Ordered a takeaway. Half an hour later, the boss called me and told me that the chef had been burned and asked me to cancel the order

27. I told the delivery boy that my boss was asking him to come in later but he refused. Then I had to ask him to let him go. The doorman even laughed at me and said I was too cowardly to even bring takeout. He brainwashed me and said that if I worked with him, I would be guaranteed to earn a million dollars a month.

28. I asked him to bring me a pack of cigarettes, and he said he would smoke less. I was lighting a cigarette and cooking and found that I was out of gas. I asked him to buy gas as soon as possible. He said he would be there soon. I bought gas for dinner because I was in a hurry.

29. Call the rider and ask him to bring me a bottle of Coke. , he advised me that Coke kills sperm and told me not to drink it and not bring it to me