There is a cross talk called bragging in the New Year's Day program. Are you in a hurry to make it shorter? ....

B: Hello, audience friends.

Hello, friends.

B: Who's calling?

A: I don't even know you, the all-around champion of the world bragging Olympic Games.

With you? Look at him, everyone. An inch long nail.

A: Don't look at me. I'm a teenager.

B: I'm still premature.

A: I am 1 1 years old and I am in college.

You are far from it. /kloc-became a professor at the age of 0/0.

I became a scientist when I was nine years old.

I made nuclear weapons when I was eight years old.

A: I got married at the age of seven, and now my son has graduated from primary school.

B: Huh? !

A: Just blow. Bragging is not taxed.

B: I'm telling you, I've had senile plaques since I was five years old.

A: I have had a tattoo on my forehead since I was 4 years old.

B: I've been hunched since I was three years old.

I lost a tooth when I was two years old.

My hair turned white when I was one year old.

A: Oh, no, he has already taken a one-year-old size.

B: You are old.

A: I am better than you without age.

B: What's the matter?

A: I retired before I was born.

B: Retire before you are born?

Finish the task ahead of schedule.

B: Does it make sense?

A: There is a dairy factory where cows are in a bad mood and can't give milk. Alas, cows can't give milk, so their production is reduced. What about income? How to explain to the leader? The director is in a hurry: hello, transportation department? Get a helicopter and bring Xiao Wu, who is a crosstalk performer.

B: Pick you up for what?

A: After I arrived at the dairy factory, I kept ringing, ringing, and casually said a short cross talk. Alas, those cows were moved and cried ~ ~ ~ The milk in their eyes flowed out ~ ~ ~ Wow ~ ~ ~

B: What's the matter?

A: There is too much milk flowing, and flood control begins.

B: Wow, is milk flood-proof?

A: People bathe with milk.

B: What's the matter? There is a duck farm where ducks don't lay eggs. The owner is very worried: Hey, Xiao Wang, my ducks don't lay eggs. Come and help! I say cross talk is difficult, and my mouth is like a machine gun. I said I was sweating a lot. The ducks were finally moved ~ ~ ~ The ducks thought, Alas, they haven't laid any eggs for more than two years. People came all the way to tell us cross talk. If you don't lay eggs, you won't be a buddy. This time, we will not only lay eggs, but also lay a fine egg. When you think about it, the duck will lie on the ground and listen.

A: How about that?

B: Two camels are coming down.

A: Huh? Will ducks come down from camels? You play really well,

B: Isn't it amazing?

A: Then you are still not as good as me. My cross talk can cure diseases.

B: Why?

A: Last time, an old lady was paralyzed in bed for more than 80 years.

Eight to eighty years? This is too close.

A: Both Chinese and western medicines were invited, but they were not cured.

Isn't that dangerous?

A: Finally, I was invited again.

I went to pick you up.

I bowed to the old lady after I entered the door.

Oh, that's polite.

A: Then I yelled at the old lady Barabara and said such a short cross talk. After listening to the cross talk, the old lady shook her crutches ~ ~ ~

B: How about that?

I went to Beijing to participate in the 2008 Olympic Games.

Look, he screwed up.

A: Haha, awesome! I have a secret recipe for bragging.

B: What's the use of the secret recipe handed down from family? I can blow a square into a circle, can you?

I can blow the short one into the long one.

I can blow ugliness into beauty.

I can blow a man into a woman.

I am taller than you.

I have a hunchback. Actually, I am taller than you.

I grow a foot every day.

I grew ten feet overnight.

I am as tall as Mount Everest.

A: Mount Everest is half a head shorter than me.

B: With my head in the sky and my feet on the ground, I can reach a big plane!

A: My upper lip is facing the sky and my lower lip is facing the ground!

Where's your face?

A: Bragging is shameless!