Are there any less popular jokes? They are the kind that few people have heard but are very funny.

1, Xiao Li crossed the river and accidentally dropped his cabin into the river. He is in a hurry. Suddenly, he appeared and took out a GalaxyS4 and an iPhone5. Xiao Li honestly refused and gave him the last three mobile phones. Xiao Ming was envious after listening to it. The next day, he threw his Nokia into the river. Soon, the body of the river god floated up. ...

2. In order to fight against the troops of West Shu who were approaching Chao Ge, Zhou Wang ordered the recruitment of talents. After the order was given, seven monsters called the Seven Saints of Meishan came to defect. Zhou Wang was overjoyed, and named the ape Exquisite Red as the general to protect the country, while the other five were pioneers. At this time, Long Wu, the seventh centipede, was very angry because he didn't get a reward. The boss comforted him and said that there was no way. Who let the old saying go well, centipede will not be rewarded? ...

3. I am a male. I went back to my hometown eleven times to drink with my second-rate brothers. After drinking a lot, the two of us went to the hotel to get a room to sleep. When he got to his room, he lay down and got ready for bed. The idiot said gloomily: Brother, let's talk! I said, okay. Idiot said, you go first, I'll go first. I said, you go first! As a result, the goods bounced on my chest three times and said, I'm finished, and now it's your turn! Then I fell asleep beautifully. ...

Among cannibals, a father and son caught a man exploring the island. The father said, "Son, go and kill the prey. Dad is hungry! " "My son is a little rusty in skills, he asked weakly," but where did you interrupt him? "I saw my father stabbed the man in the chest and patiently taught his son," the most important thing is to be happy! " "

A man left after dinner and met a woman in the street: "Big Brother, are you bored alone?" Have fun! "

Man: "no, I'm fierce. The way I play ball is unacceptable to you!" " "

The woman was not convinced and said, "Shit, I've been out for five years and I haven't seen anything! Go, play? "

The man said flatly, "It's no use!"

6. The crow's mother is ill. The little crow looked at her mother's haggard appearance in the hospital bed and cried distressfully: "Mom, you must get better soon. Don't leave me! " Hearing this, Mother Crow said, "Good boy, if only you weren't crow's mouth ..." Then, Mother Crow, a chess piece ...