Can you tell me some jokes about rabbits? thank you

A little black rabbit came to the grocery store and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was annoyed: "Why are there carrot buyers again?" Nono. "

The next day, the little black rabbit came to the grocery store again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was angry: "I said no, if you ask me again, I will knock your teeth out with my hand." "

On the third day, the little black rabbit runway grocery store asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"

Without saying anything, the boss bit the little black rabbit's tooth.

The fourth day, the little black rabbit came and asked, "Boss, do you have ... carrot juice?"

[2]

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe, Giraffe, why did you do something to hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit, threw the marijuana behind her and ran with the white rabbit in the forest.

Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "Elephant, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit, threw the cocaine behind him and ran in the forest with the white rabbit and giraffe.

Later, they met a lion who was going to fight heroin. The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed over to beat the white rabbit hard.

The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the white rabbit?"

It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "

The lion said angrily, "This bastard rabbit drags me around the forest like an idiot every time he eats ecstasy."

[3]

A white rabbit raped the wolf when he was not looking.

It's over. The white rabbit ran away and the wolf caught up with it.

The white rabbit ran away desperately until it came to a corner. When it saw a pile of cement, it plunged into it, got out and turned into a gray rabbit. It picked up a newspaper next to it and pretended to read it.

The wolf followed him, saw the rabbit and asked, "Did you see a white rabbit running past?"

The rabbit asked, "Did the white rabbit rape the wolf?"

The wolf was shocked: "I am X! Shameful things have been in the newspapers so soon. "

[4]

Walking in the forest, the ant suddenly met an elephant. The ant burrowed into the soil and stretched out a leg.

The rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing?

The ant whispered to the rabbit:

Shh ... don't make a sound, watch me trip. ...

[5]

Walking in the forest, the blind bear accidentally kicked over a jar.

An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes.

The blind bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true.

The white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true.

The blind bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again.

The blind bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!

The white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual. ...

[6]

The Central Intelligence Agency, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and LAPD all claim to be the best law enforcement agencies. For this reason, the president of the United States decided to let them have a try. So he put a rabbit in the forest to see how they could get it back.

The CIA sent a large number of investigators into the Woods to ask every tree. After several months of investigation, the conclusion is that the so-called rabbit does not exist.

The FBI sent people to surround the forest and ordered the rabbit to come out and surrender, but the rabbit didn't come out, so they set fire to the forest and burned all the animals in it, and refused to apologize, because it was all the rabbit's fault.

It's LAPD's turn Several policemen went into the forest, and a few minutes later, they dragged out a raccoon. Cried the raccoon; "Okay, okay, I admit that I am a rabbit. .......

[7]

Two rabbits were put in a cell. Once, they managed to escape from the cell yard. But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over the wall of 100 to reach the expressway. They climbed 60 walls together. The male rabbit asked the female rabbit, "Wife, are you tired?" Mother rabbit replied that she was not tired. The male rabbit said he was very tired, so we continued to turn. Turning to the 99th wall, the male rabbit asked the female rabbit again, "Wife, are you tired?" Mother rabbit replied, "I'm tired!" " Let's go back! "So they turned it back.