Idioms, poems, riddles, jokes, humor and so on related to geographical knowledge.

When the geography exam in Tiananmen Square turned into a crescent moon.

It is too early to train the geographical knowledge "Hailar" after landing twice a year.

The highest principle of Erlang Mountain and the earth, the sun must be afraid of finding fault with the moon.

Geography class

In geography class, the teacher asked, "Where is Brazil? Who discovered the new continent? "

A Dai: "It's on page 5 1 in the geography textbook."

When Dajun's classmates were sleeping, the teacher called him to the podium and asked him to point out the new continent discovered by Columbus on the wall chart.

The army pointed out the correct position.

The teacher smiled with satisfaction: "Students, do you know who discovered the new continent now?"

The students said in unison, "Great army!"

Then the teacher asked the army, "What do the numbers below the new world mean?"

The army replied, "It's Columbus' phone number. "

Geography exam

In the geography exam, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau.

Among them, Xiao Ming wrote: Once upon a time, there was an old man named Arabia. One day, he went out to climb the mountain. When he climbed,

When I arrived in Singapore, I suddenly saw a Rome with the Cape of Good Hope on its head coming straight at me, which scared him into the Ming Valley.

House, close Macao quickly.

Mom: How did you get your geography exam? Tell me about it.

Son: I asked where America was in a quiz. Think about it. Everyone can't be Columbus.

Geographical common sense

Wife: "Didn't you say that I was your world before marriage? Why are you looking for another woman now? "

Dave: "well, that's because my knowledge of geography has become rich."

Hailar is so famous.

Zhang, a graduate of a university in Beijing, was assigned to work in Hailar.

He has never studied geography, doesn't know where Hailar is, and is too vain to ask others.

So I knew its name and thought: Shanghai is by the sea, Haikou is by the sea, and Hailar is definitely by the sea, for sure.

This is a big city by the sea. It must be very comfortable to think of working there or even going swimming in the sea.

Summer by the sea.

Thinking of this, he happily packed his bags and boarded the train to Hailar to report.

After a day and a night of tossing, I finally arrived in Hailar. The bus stopped, so I grabbed my luggage and got ready to get off.

Zhang excitedly walked out of the station and looked around. He was "stunned by the foreign devils who watched the drama."

Hailar is not a big city near the sea. To the east is the vast forest and snowy plain, and to the west is the vast Hulunbeier grassland.

Zhang's legs were weak, his eyes were black and he collapsed to the ground.

Later, Zhang wrote to his classmates. He said that schools should not underestimate geography.

I shouldn't even know where Hailar is, and what's more hateful is why people put it with the sea.

A place 108 thousand miles apart is called Hailar!

The headmaster and the globe

The geography teacher came into the classroom with a globe, and the headmaster came to attend the class.

In order to get the students into the topic, the geography teacher said, "Students, what's more in the classroom today?

"Principal!" The students said in unison.

The geography teacher can only guide and correct again: "Students, think about it, what is the principal?"

"It's not a thing!" The students answered.

The emotion of the director of education Committee

The director of an education committee visited the countryside.

When I walked into the classroom and saw the globe on the teaching desk, I kept thinking: Why is this globe tilted? He turned to ask

What happened to that student? The student answered truthfully: I didn't do it.

The director went to see the geography teacher again. The geography teacher replied: It wasn't the students who broke it, but it happened when I bought it from the instrument station.

The director still doesn't believe it. Ask the headmaster. The headmaster said shyly, no way, the school is short of funds and had to buy it.

A set of defective products will do.

After hearing this, the director of the Education Commission was deeply moved: the whole society attaches importance to education, but the school can't even afford a genuine globe.

How many people should be delayed; The teaching auxiliary factory is also outrageous. How can a defective product like this leave the factory? Isn't this a lie?

Manager Zhu, please show me which furniture product it is. I'm going to dismiss their factory director when I get back!

Find fault with the three kingdoms

After 84 episodes of the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms were broadcast on CCTV, it caused great opposition in the society.

The ring. After dinner, in the streets, everyone is talking about its plot and length.

I have no hobby of pandering, but I have a problem with finding fault.

Find fault again today, please don't laugh.

In the ninth episode of this blockbuster, Sun Ce and other Taishi Ci surrendered. But seeing the hero stick his sword in the ground,

From "Sun Shadow" to "Japan and China", the sword shadow was reduced to one point-really funny. Jingxian County, Anhui Province is located at 30 40 ′ north latitude. How can the shadow of the sword be reduced to a little bit during Japan and China?

The author thinks this is the original work, and this defect is Luo Guanzhong's fault. But when I think about it, I feel that Luo Guanzhong is the only one in the world.

I didn't think there was such a flaw, but after looking at the original text, I realized that I was wrong about Luo Guanzhong.

Luo Cairen's book is only "The next day, stand at the gate of the camp and wait for the sun to shine."

Just before Japan and China, Taishi Ci led 1000 people to this village. "Said neither inserted sword, also didn't put the shadow into a little Tess electricity.

The problems in the play are caused by the arranger and the director.

The author is good at association.

I think that the adaptation and director must be "everyone" and must be familiar with astronomy and geography. Otherwise, how dare you ask this Military Geography Textbook?

But "everyone" will inevitably reveal this flaw. Today, they don't study astronomy and geography, and they don't test the future of astronomy and geography in universities.

You can imagine what it will be like to adapt and direct.

From this to that, I wonder if the reform of college entrance examination subjects needs to be demonstrated again before promotion?

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