New Year's Day is coming, and our class is going to put on a play. I don't know what script to use

Today, we will tell you a very special story in the special program "Right in front of Joy". This story has nothing to do with comedy, but it has something to do with tears. This story has nothing to do with Wei, but it does. The name of this story is "For whom does Meng Jiangnv cry". After listening to it, you will find that this is a story that lasts longer than a joke. "Meng Jiangnu is crying for whom" will begin immediately.

Looking from the sedan chair, Qin Shihuang won, and four people huddled together, like a piece of Wang Yang sea. Only the passage opened by soldiers and figures is like an opportunity to live in a sea of suffering. For more than 30 years, Ying Zheng has been surrounded by this ocean for countless times, and has gone through this way of life again and again. He has long been eager to bring about some changes, but when he looks up, he is the same. At this time, a woman rushed out of the sea and stood in front of the sedan chair: "Ying Zheng, you are a thief!" " The soldiers swarmed, but Ying Zheng stopped them: "Who are you?" No one understood the emperor's excitement.

"I am Meng Jiangnv."

"Do you have anything to tell me?"

"Of course!"

"Well, come back to the palace with me."

In Xianyang Palace, Meng Jiangnv once again confessed: "You are a thief!"

"Ha ha, that's very general. Do you have any specific requirements? "

"Give Wan Qiliang back to me."

"Who is Wan Qiliang?"

"My husband."

"Where is he?"

"You arrested me to repair the Great Wall!"

"all right! I'll send someone to inquire about his whereabouts now and let him go home early. But you have to understand that the Great Wall was not built for me, but for the people who were not plundered by the Huns. Why do you say that I harm the people? "

"You are a war maniac. You fought for ten years and killed many creatures? Without you ... "

"Without me, there will be more battles and more people will die. Since the Spring and Autumn Period, 170 countries have fought for 200 years. What shall we do? It is better to have short-term pain than long-term pain. War is the only way to eliminate it. It only took me ten years to end all the wars, otherwise I will fight for another hundred years and one thousand years. "

Meng jiangnu couldn't listen to any explanation. Sometimes she was angry and continued to accuse the war madman, and sometimes she burst into tears. Ying Zheng listened carefully, as if thoughtfully. Finally, he asked his attendants to put Meng Jiangnv into the palace.

Just like the legend of later generations, Qin Shihuang fell in love with this woman. However, it is not true that he is fascinated by beauty. The beauty in the palace is like a cloud, which is better than this dusty cloth. But the emperor was not interested in them. If a woman is a flower, the emperor's garden will always be late autumn. Every flower is cold, dim and dry, and the imperial Yan Feng withered them. Since he became king at the age of thirteen, Ying Zheng has met all these women, so that although he is the son of heaven, he is blind. He thinks that women have no courage, no personality or even a smile. Now facing a living woman is like seeing the light of day again, so an unprecedented sun rises quietly in his heart.

Ying Zheng stomped into this woman's room again and again. Meng Jiangnv criticized the war for being strict with herself and sticking to her best words except asking about her husband's whereabouts. Ying Zheng stood there staring blankly as soon as he entered the door. He does not seek pleasure, but love. At this point, an emperor is the biggest layman.

"Meng Jiangnv, can we be together?"

"What did you say?" Ying Zheng explained the divine will seriously and realistically.

Meng Jiangnv smiled and said, "wishful thinking." . "She ruthlessly vomit on the ground," how can I and hello? "

"I have already told you that I am not a thief."

"Because of this I will have a crush on you? I'm telling you, I'm only with one person His name is Wan Qiliang. "

"What if, what if I'm better than him?"

"You are better than him? How can you compare with him? He is hardworking and kind ... "

I am even more like this. You must understand that hardworking lions are always hardworking, but hardworking mules are bound to change. The kindness of the eagle is certainly true, but the kindness of the sparrow may change. "

"So you have his purity? He doesn't eat delicacies, but only white tea and rice; Wear coarse clothes instead of silk; He was only with me and never touched another woman. But what about you? You wear a robe and jade belt, eat meat, eat mountains and drink wine, and there are thousands of women in Qian Qian in the harem, you slutty parasite! "

"I haven't been to bed. You see, there is so much meat in the banquet that I will get fat if I eat 1%; There is so much wine in the palace that I will get drunk if I drink 1%; There are so many beautiful women in the harem that I will have excessive lust if I fall in love with one thousandth. Actually, I'm not afraid of temptation. It will always be an ocean of meat and wine, and there will always be beautiful women like clouds. I have been calm for a long time. Remember, an emperor with a pure heart must have few desires, and a poor man with few desires may not have a pure heart. "

"It is useless to tell the truth. Can you convince me with these sweet words? "

"yes! It is said that you can't move. " Ying Zheng was silent and lost in thought.

There are two possibilities, or this living woman is rare in the world. Of course, she should enter her world. Or women are alive, but when they arrive at the emperor, they wither and deform. Will everything in the world wither and deform before the emperor? If so, he would rather take off the emperor's coat and go to the outside world. Thinking about it, an idea suddenly rose in the sea of victory: "In this way, Wan Qiliang and I compete on an equal footing."

"Are you mistaken? You are the emperor and he is a pariah. How can we compete on an equal footing? "

"Then swap it! I will be an untouchable and he will be the emperor. "

"What did you say?"

"Arrange a careful plan, let him be Qin Shihuang, and I will be Wan Qiliang to see who is really hardworking, kind and pure."

Meng Jiangnv suddenly felt that Qin Shihuang was like an innocent child in front of her. In fact, this is only one aspect of genius.

Meng Jiangnv shook her head: "This is a waste of time. How can you compare with him? "

"Probably." Ying Zheng smiled confidently. "I may be a good citizen, but he may not be a good emperor. For example. What housework can you do? What will Wan Qiliang do for a living? "

"I can make pies, and Wan Qiliang can burn bricks."

"For this example, I am a burnt brick, and Wan Qiliang is also square, but he is an unburned adobe. At the sight of a real fire, it may burn to pieces. Apart from pies, it's hard to know how to make your own pies. Eating is enough. Falling pies in the sky will inevitably lead to overeating. "

No matter what the emperor said, Meng Jiangnv firmly believed in her husband and knew that she would not sympathize with others. But she suddenly wanted to accept Qin Shihuang's advice. She thought how peaceful it would be if Wan Qiliang became emperor, so she decided to lay down her life to accompany the gentleman, but she still asked, "But can it really be done?"

"Of course, when I get Wan Qiliang, we will act."

The East Emperor Taiyi Hall hangs a curtain to cover the shrine. Facing a group of trusted ministers such as Li Si and Zhao Gao, Qin Shihuang said, "Last night, the Eastern Emperor had a dream for me to change my bones with the Daqin Empire." Reese asked seriously, "What does it look like?" Qin Shihuang didn't speak, but slowly opened the curtain in front of him. A lifelike statue stands in the dark shrine, which is impressive, but completely different from Ying Zheng. In fact, this is Wan Qiliang in disguise. Qin Shihuang drew the curtain and solemnly faced his ministers: "After reincarnation, I may not know much about being an emperor and lose a lot of memories. I hope you can faithfully perform your duties and help me complete this transition. " Ying Zheng said, and led the ministers to bow down to the East Emperor.

In the view of the ministers of the Qin Dynasty, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi was the most effective clergyman and was personally entrusted by the emperor, so when the emperor made a naive makeover the next day, no one in the court made a fuss and everything was step by step.

That night, Emperor Gai personally opened the back door of Xianyang Palace, and a man and a woman came out. The man is tall and strong, and looks like a strong man in rags. When a woman tells the emperor everything, she just stands by and waits quietly.

In a village at the foot of Yanshan Mountain, a couple came from far away. They bought a field, built a house and began to live a quiet life with their only silver. The villagers didn't find it strange, but although this man is diligent, he is always clumsy, and the hut behind the house is useless. In fact, this is the emperor's living room. Soon after, imperial lists were posted all over the country, saying that the emperor was overeating, vomiting and diarrhea, and doctors could do nothing, seeking good doctors among the people. Later, Yu Bang said that the emperor was obese and had difficulty in moving, seeking a secret recipe for losing weight. It was soon heard that the emperor collected all kinds of wine and delicacies and looked for senior chefs. Then the guards picked beautiful women everywhere, and then the whole country recruited 700 thousand able-bodied men to build Epang Palace and Lishan Mausoleum.

As Ying Zheng expected, Wan Qiliang, an ill-fated hungry man, was broken by a pie falling from the sky. The square adobe house was burnt to pieces in the fire. This has created an eternal mystery. He unified China, cultivated the equator, minted currency, and unified writing and weights and measures. But suddenly he became a bad king, burning books and burying Confucianism, seeking immortality medicine. He even built 70 palaces outside Afang Lishan, and then hid the beauty of the past. Only two people know the answer, only one person can solve the puzzle, but he won't go. Genius has one of the greatest characteristics: concentration. This is the meaning of winning politics. No matter how to unify the country or love a woman, even if the mountain calls for a tsunami at this time, he will never forget Meng Jiangnv. Even such a powerful dynasty has gone to extinction in just a few years. Genius often completes this cycle: unexpectedly building a castle and unexpectedly letting it be destroyed.

If Ying Zheng falls into chaos, Meng Jiangnv will wake up. The heart bridge connects the two sides of the strait, with Wan Qiliang on one side and Ying Zheng on the other. Compare thinking, then compare. Meng Jiangnv unconsciously walked on the bridge, leaving this shore step by step and leaving the other shore step by step. She doesn't want to go, but she always walks and can't help going through season after season. When she stepped on the other side, it was already an autumn evening. In the quiet farmhouse yard, Meng Jiangnv, who woke up from a dream, sat beside Ying Zheng, telling her clear heart with intermittent words. Sunset brings infinite warmth, Meng Jiangnv's tears are blurred, and Ying Zheng is happy. Meng Jiangnv said that she would clean the house, which would make their new house. She asked Ying Zheng to enter her room when the moon rose. Her only request is that he go to Xianyang tomorrow and get the reward from the poor man. Ying Zheng nodded and agreed.

That night, the faint crescent moon rose into the deep night sky, and Ying Zheng walked out of the hut, happily breathing the fresh air. His mood at this time is like the eve of the completion of reunification a few years ago. He walked into the fence and pushed open Meng Jiangnv's door.

Just then, a group of wandering soldiers walked through the village and saw the figure of this big man at a glance. Since Afangli Mountain requisitioned 700,000 laborers, it has never found such a burly able-bodied man. Soldiers and figures rushed into the gate, as if they had found the treasure. Ying Zheng knocked down his captors, but several halberds held him against the wall. Ying Zheng shouted: "I am Qin Shihuang!" "Are you Qin Shihuang?" The soldiers laughed. They put halberds to his throat and tied Ying Zheng firmly. "Go to the Great Wall! Qin Shihuang! " Meng Jiangnv grabbed Ying Zheng while crying: "He is really Qin Shihuang." There was another burst of laughter. The soldiers pushed down Meng Jiangnv and left in a hurry to seize the government.

Day after day, Meng Jiangnv waited at the window. He hoped that victory would show his status as emperor, or at least he could escape to his hometown when people were unprepared. A month passed before she realized the seriousness of the matter. The snow has fallen, and Ying Zheng is still wearing this autumn dress. Meng Jiangnv walked to the Great Wall in this autumn dress.

At the Great Wall construction site, the hard work is heavy, and the workers are half man and half ghost. In this group of people, if someone says he is the emperor, it will really make people laugh. It is impossible to escape. There were many swords and guns, and the escaped prisoner's head hung on the flagpole. Meng Jiangnv burst into tears. Where is the victory? Can you stand it? Is he still alive? He got into this situation because of me. He remembered so many days and nights that she let him settle down in the grass like an animal. This truly pure man should have loved her long ago, but I'm afraid it's too late now.

He left in a hurry, trying to find it. She was desperate. As long as she finds him, no matter where she is, she will promise him at once. But she looked everywhere, but she was never there.

Found a construction site, a worker just died and was carried down. Meng jiangnu swooped down and saw that this was a victory! His body is still hot, and the melting snow falls on him. But he was already dead and could not hear Meng Jiangnu's long-awaited call. Meng Jiangnu cried, saying that she cried at the 800-mile Great Wall. Of course it is not true. But people can only describe it this way. His crying is unusual. I don't know whether it is like crying alone or even more than crying. Thousands of people stood beside her, surprised to face tears hotter than blood, crying louder than shouting.

The emperor was invited, but things were even more incredible. People don't understand why women are so disdainful, why the emperor is so humble, why the emperor gave a worker a funeral at the woman's order, and the emperor let the woman into the palace, but she turned and jumped into the sea. People don't understand why when she jumped into the sea, the emperor of flesh and blood suddenly became like a rock, while the windless ocean turned up huge waves.

I don't know if you like this story, after all, besides being funny, there are some things that make people think or cry. Life is wonderful because of this, and joy will be wonderful because of this. I don't know if everyone thinks so. Thanks for listening to Right in front of Joy. See you next time.

This is a draft program I performed in high school. The effect is very good and there are many people.

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