A funny joke.

Funny jokes, telling jokes seems to be a skill that everyone of us will know, and many people in life will say some humorous jokes. Just a few words can bring happiness and good mood to people. Share funny jokes.

A funny joke 1 1. Can you hold your face if you can't close your eyes in class?

2. Students during the day and animals at night; Professor by day, beast by night.

3. If life is to refresh, copy and paste, then everything can be cancelled, closed and restarted.

4. If I learn electric welding, will it make your eyes shine?

5. Keep the secret of youth: lie about your age.

God created you, so there are fools like you in the world.

7. Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.

Although you are single, you are fat.

9. People have many backgrounds, and I only have my back.

10, when I was a child, I often liked to comb my hair like an adult. When I grow up, I find that adults have no hair.

1 1. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

12, you get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later.

13, who blurred your eyes and even dared not look at your mother?

14, except for a bigger temper and a fatter figure, everything else is fine.

15. Sleeping is my specialty, but this course is not offered at school.

16, Tokyo, Nanjing, Beijing, but there is no Xijing! Do you know why? Because the Tang Priest took it.

17, it's too difficult to fall in love. Let's take a bow.

18, a good citizen of China is a wifi without a password.

19, learn history well, and it will pass before that day.

20. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao are going to jump off a building, and I'll shout for gas downstairs.

2 1. The computer seduced me. Bye, go to school. I do not love you anymore.

22. The weather is fine today, suitable for fighting and cuddling.

23. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

24. Excuse me, are you Gao Qiu? I am very angry with you.

25. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.

26. I smoke, which is a continuation of our fragrance.

27, against the wall, relying on everyone to run, you can't even rely on yourself these days.

28. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is dancing.

Stop it, let go of that girl, you bastards, and let me go first.

30. Du Niang knows more than I do, so it's right to ask her any questions.

3 1, why not be poor and happy every day.

You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

I always keep my word, and I will pay you back in my next life.

The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money.

35. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukongteng is the sharp brother of Friar Sand and is deeply loved by the floating clouds.

The happiest thing at work is that the boss is away.

37. The highest state of a woman is a demon, but you have become a demon.

I am a traditional man, so I have always supported the system of three wives and four concubines.

39. Three elements of success: 1. Stick to 2. Shameless 3. Insist on shameless.

40, look at your appearance, throw it into the monkey pile, others can't see which one is you at a glance.

4 1. Why do successful people like to give you chicken soup because they have finished eating the chicken?

42, white covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

43, confession is not necessarily a good thing, so it looks black.

44. The wind messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

45. Some things don't need to be argued. They obey on the surface and resist behind.

46, the head type is not hard, love is uncertain; The leather shoes are not bright, so I can't find the object.

47. When I look forward to life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

48. Actually, you are quite useful sometimes, because I naturally lose weight when I look at you.

49. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are ribs, you can throw them both.

Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved to stay up late. Later, she tied her hair up like a brother.

5 1, the weather forecast says there is no wind today, and it seems that we will be hungry again.

52. Cows fly in the sky because you blow on the ground.

I am an angel, because my weight can't go back to heaven.

54. Why do you have nothing to do? Go out to bask in the sun and run photosynthesis.

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

56. I like talking to people, so if you are not human, please step aside.

57. Hello, I'm a local friend and bumpkin.

58. My best friend is Chinese-American, and I am a beauty in China.

59. I didn't know until I paid the mobile phone fee. It turns out that my handwriting can also reach sky-high prices.

60. You are fascinated by beautiful women. No wonder people call you a pervert.

Funny joke 2 1, stop pretending with me, I'm crazy, too.

2, be a temperamental boy and taste the bitch.

Let me know what the hell is like.

4, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!

5, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted.

6. Apologizing is not enough to be forgiven.

7, women are a fart, brothers are king.

8. I want to show that I want to abuse the school!

9. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

10, one minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.

1 1, come on, drag it out, slice the green pepper and fry it!

12, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

13, you get what you pay for, and porridge is not hungry.

14, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

15, rain is born, not a genius!

16, our goal: look at money and earn more.

17, knowing it's a play, I'll accompany you to play it.

18, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

19, how can you protect yourself if you don't be a woman?

20. What you didn't give me, is she in on it?

2 1, not asking for high marks and money, just asking for 60 years.

22. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

I just want to be around you, even if I don't talk.

24. Stay away from me. I don't have a date. I have a husband.

25. No matter how good the relationship is, don't violate a person's taboo.

I will give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

27. I treat you as the only one. Please don't treat me as one.

28, I went to the market to buy food in the morning, I asked the vendor:

29. I can't say what's good about you, but I just want to see you.

30. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. Aunt canteen throws a big spoon:

3 1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

32. There is no fire in simulated fire, and there is no earthquake in simulated earthquake. Then why is there a test in the mock exam? This is not scientific.

I still remember that my niece asked me a particularly profound question. She said, uncle, why do you have legs on your beard?

34. If a boy's mobile phone wallpaper is you and all his social passwords are told to you, then you can take his money and go.

35. Every time you take a selfie, you will find that your face value is high and low. It is really boring to be beautiful for a while and more beautiful for a while.

36. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

Funny joke 3 1. A lot of things can't be obtained just by saying that you like them, such as me.

2. When someone asks why the attitude will change after catching up, I will ask you: Do you still read after the exam?

I found myself paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

Give me the bear in your arms. If you can't stand it, you can give it to me.

5. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

6. As soon as you appeared, the cucumber became cold.

7. After the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only said to people who understand.

8. It was cold, and the quilt caught a cold. I always feel that I need to stay in bed.

9. I will hit you if I hit you. Do you still have to pick a date?

10, I was going to sell my house to support you, but the landlord wouldn't let me.

1 1, I have to rely on threats for everything a beautiful girl can do.

12, I am a very close person, try if you don't believe me.

13, you should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

14, try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

15, it's really too hot. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

16, playing with good people is called playing, and playing with bad people is like working overtime!

17, some women wear stockings, which are very nice. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good.

18. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense is not a person. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.

19, don't go too far in taking selfies in your circle of friends, we've all met them.

20. Even if you fail 99 times, try again and take an integer.

2 1, research shows that drinking a cup of hot milk one hour before going to bed every night will cost a few more dollars than people who don't drink milk.

22, single for many years, the most difficult thing is not loneliness, but dealing with the neighbors' seven aunts and eight aunts and uncle Wang!

You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

24, the old month! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

25, the summer vacation is so long, you must find someone who can pick watermelons together.

26. My three strongest heartbeats occurred when I was called by the teacher in class, when I walked down the stairs, and when you smiled at me.

27. Push your nose to your face, but your nose is too high for me to push.

28. Today, I didn't love others with all my strength, but used it to tear up the courier.

29. When I am in a bad mood, I will make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night to wake them up and I will sleep.

30. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing.

3 1, before marriage, closer; Get out of the way after marriage.

I don't want to be single anymore. I want someone to grab my food when I eat, my computer during the day, my quilt at night and my razor in the morning.

I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and will never change.

God, don't let me lose my hair again! I'll trade these ex-partners for you!

Talking to the person you like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.

36. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

I was told that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I threw a math book in his face.

38. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are afraid of being taken away by others.

39. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks. I can't get out of bed when I go in.

You can't kidnap me as long as I have no morality.

4 1, I'm actually not complicated. If you know me carefully, you will find that I have nothing but beauty.

42. I knew you wouldn't come with me when I reached out, so I tripped over you when I reached out my leg. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.