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A classic conversation about an ex.

First, nothing is the most lovesick; You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you love it. If you catch up with the word poverty, you will know that your heart hurts when you are injured.

Second, find problems and solve them. Life is like this, so is love.

Third, I will still laugh, but it is no longer the warmth of indifference and alienation.

Fourth, it is selfish to say that people who are good to each other are separated.

I don't know if it's right or wrong to meet you, but I know I'm glad to meet you.

Your innocence and my stubbornness are history.

Seven, our love is like drinking, insipid and tasteless, hurting the throat.

I broke up with you, I deleted my best friend, I stopped contacting you, I cried at night, and I was alone, but the funny thing is that I continued to love you for so long and didn't tell everyone.

Love at first sight is usually not because of your beauty, but because of the aura behind your beauty.

1 1. Parting has been planned for a long time, so why make excuses?

I broke up with you, I deleted my best friend, I stopped contacting you, I cried at night, and I was alone, but the funny thing is that I continued to love you for so long and didn't tell everyone.

Thank you for making my heart boil. Thank you for never really coming to me.

You said you'd be sad, too I don't believe holding you with me. I only forced myself to leave once. I hope he really loves you more than me.

15. Love is like the dance of two people, and the main theme should be beauty and harmony. Keep your pace, keep your distance, you retreat and I enter, don't step on your feet.

Sixteen, men are not good to you in principle, but they can't point out your mistakes. Do not accept. He is challenging his bottom line. Maybe if you enjoy it, he will leave you when you are complacent. So be smart and stay awake.

17. Every day, you need a period of time to yourself, even if it is short. Listen quietly to what your heart says to you today, and you will know yourself better than yesterday.

Learn to love yourself first and then teach others how to treat you. Be yourself and don't force others, because everyone loves freedom.

Be kind to yourself and you will be kind to others.

Twenty, about wearing: it doesn't matter what you wear, what matters is beauty. Men don't even know famous brands or fashion. They buy clothes quickly, even online in a few seconds. Therefore, they don't really understand that women spend a lot of time shopping and buying a lot of clothes. They are just worried about whether their wallets are enough for you to buy clothes.

I know I need something else now, but I know it's not you anyway.

Twenty-two, true self-confidence is the most rare. Accept yourself completely, dare you?

Twenty-three, men who really lack self-confidence and security like the character of a strong woman. If women keep themselves happy, all kinds of men like them.

Twenty-four, women from ignorance to independence, from others to their own recognition, is actually a confident process.

Twenty-five, beauty is divided into natural beauty and acquired efforts. It is said that there are no ugly women but lazy women, and so is the beauty of mind.

26. It was later discovered that the worst thing was to lose yourself because you loved someone too much.

Some waiting may be worth it, but I know you really won't come back.

28. I think our relationship should be like this. If you don't come to me for the rest of your life, I'll never see you again. But as long as you talk to me, the second I see it, or you want to see me, I will appear in front of you for the first time. But if you don't look for me, I really won't appear in your world. After all, love is definitely half yours and half mine.

Twenty-nine, the pursuit of perfection can not get more love, but may get more tired. Because all the hardships along the way are borne by themselves, and no one else participates.

Your room is the appearance of your soul, and the color of your clothes is the background color of your heart.

The essence of women is happiness and innocence. Men protect her, support her and make her happy. Both men and women can maintain this state, and it is generally not easy to break up. Therefore, women should not bear too much pressure that does not belong to them, and they are very tired. The whole person feels heavy and gloomy, and eventually becomes a man, and no longer needs another man.

Don't trust men easily, even those you think are familiar with. Observe his behavior. Observe a man's character and his attitude towards strangers, especially the weak.

Don't try to make all men fall in love with you, and then you will try to get rid of all men.

To my predecessor, I wish him good.

Please don't ask me why I broke up, because I really don't know how to answer. No matter how many reasons and excuses there are, in the end, it's just: quot doesn't love quot, just to let me tell myself that my former lover doesn't love me anymore, which is cruel! Life has been so hard, why do you and I have to expose it!

There is always someone who does something for you that he doesn't like to do, just to please an imperfect you.

He doesn't like you, just likes being liked by you. He is just afraid of losing your favorite vanity, just like a dog running away, its owner will bark.

4. Humidity; # xEA Naya, I will never cry, and I won't blink against the wind.

It took me many nights to know that the sense of security gained by staying up late and waiting for dawn would be addictive.

6. Love is sometimes a habit. You are used to having him in your life, and he is used to having you in his life. I don't feel anything when I have it, but once I lose it, it's like losing everything.

Since you didn't mean to, I should let go, so why bother you.

8. She can love alcohol, tobacco, self-harm and blood, but she will never love anyone again.

9. Your story was written after you left, and my story became blank.

10, seeing him, she became very low, as low as dust. But her heart is happy, and flowers come out of the dust.

1 1, he is very nice, mature and steady, and humorous, but his only shortcoming is that he doesn't love you.

12, after leaving you, happiness is just a kind of strength.

13, the feeling of missing has resurfaced. When you wave it away with your hand, it has a stubborn condensation, which has always been in your heart, and you are reluctant to leave.

14, I don't want to be the episode of your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.

15, after a circle, tears poured down my face.

16, I used to like it too much, but now I just can't.

17, smiling at you leaving, turning around and standing silently.

18, love is right, the conditions are wrong; When the conditions are right, love is not appropriate ... this is a woman's deepest hesitation about love and marriage.

19, I don't know when I love you, but I don't know how much I love you until I hate you!

20. You let me go when I needed you most.

2 1, when I am tired of this world, I will think of you. I am willing to put up with everything when I think that your life exists somewhere in the world.

I can't promise to help you solve all your problems, but I promise I won't let you face it alone.

23. It rains because the sky can't bear its weight, just as tears are shed because the heart can't bear its pain.

Sometimes I let go, not because I don't care, but because I don't care.

I didn't understand until we broke up. It turns out that San Xiao is a best friend.

26. Since we broke up, you are not qualified to talk about me.

27. I didn't bother you anymore, and you didn't think of me again.

28, like a person on the road, no direction, no home, just want to find a suitable place to stay.

29. I hope that one day I can become a person who can afford everything and draw a clear line with the person I don't want to be.

30. I also want to ask how you are doing, but I don't know in what capacity to speak now. I once swore that I was in love, but I didn't even have the courage to say hello for an instant.

3 1, don't look back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow, you will be a stranger.

32. Some people say that people who bring you happiness are also people who can bring you pain.

33. Every time, close your eyes and dance hard with a painful smile. Only at the moment of falling, will you say no loudly.

34, delete you, but recite your QQ, just looking for you again and again, but never bother you.

35. I understand the truth, but blame it, scold it, and cry it. In the final analysis, the discomfort in my heart is not justified by reason.

You should know when your heart was given away, and you can't get it back unscathed.

37. Love is being together or trying to forget. Unfortunately, only those loves that can't be together but can't be forgotten will be called true love.

38. The love between us is not a joke, and the final outcome is to leave with a smile.

39. Do you think the second return is true love? That's because he's been playing with his mobile phone but he doesn't talk to you.

40. Many things are not satisfactory, such as I love you and you love her.

4 1, have you ever tried to go back and look at your chat record with someone? From the beginning to now, you smiled when you looked at it, and cried when you smiled. A person approaches you from a stranger and becomes a stranger.

42. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers.

43. Since you broke up, am I not qualified to disagree?

44. Brilliant as the veil of the rising sun, graceful as a lily on the edge of a cliff, passionate as a red rose, emitting a provocative fragrance. She fascinates me so much.

45, silence is the answer, dodge is the answer, no longer take the initiative is the answer, in fact, you should have understood.

46. The dentist once said that letting go is like pulling a tooth. At the moment of tooth extraction, you will feel pain and relief at the same time, but your tongue will always lick into the empty tooth cavity involuntarily. You may not feel pain after a long time, but it doesn't mean that you have completely ignored the vacancy left, because this is a heart disease that you have to worry about forever or even often.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

48. I feel sorry for your leaving, even it is difficult to breathe.

I still love you. You still love me. Why did you break up?

50. Say goodbye to you in this way. Wan Li Castle Peak is the boundary. Drink bitter wine and rivers with the illusion of eternal life. Every drink is as drunk as you.

5 1, draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.

52. After the hug, the two let go together.

53. I don't want love to suddenly wake up. People who like me must be infatuated from the beginning.

54. Some mistakes have been made because they were too late, some because they were deliberately avoided, and more often they stood by blankly. We make mistakes again and again, but we never know how to learn from them and do some introspection.

55. Perhaps, you and I are flowers on the other side, I am Manzhu, and you are Shahua. The struggles and thoughts of flowers and plants are endless, and the hopes of generations can't be bought at once. Is it the grace of the past life or the resentment of this life that makes us fall in love but can't be together?

56. Everyone has a line of tears, cold water to drink and tears to brew. I send my saddest complaints there. You don't know me. I don't blame you.

57. The eternity I thought was finally over.

58. I once said that I love you deeply. Why are you leaving me now?

You seem to be a flower, but you are not a flower. I seem to be fog, but I'm not fog. You seem to exist and not exist, and I seem to have you and not you.

Sometimes waiting is not for him to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.

6 1, stop complaining that people around you are fickle, be more understanding and reasonable. After all, people live more realistically.

62. I am addicted to your randomness and regard perfunctory as engraved in eternity; I am infatuated with your affectation, taking the fake drama as my heart and immersing myself in my soul; But when the golden light of the East appeared at sunrise, you disappeared there again?

63. Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

64. You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask if it was this life or the next life.

I liked this sky a long time ago, when you were my hero.

66. I don't know if it's because I'm becoming more independent or more guilty. After walking for so long, I found that the only thing I could rely on was myself.

67. Liveliness is theirs. I have nothing.

68. I like the sound of finished cigarettes falling into the water, just like all the enthusiasm is extinguished in an instant.

69. Who would want to break up if they didn't have to? I'm afraid of contacting a complete stranger again. I'm afraid I'll get hurt. But nothing in life is so satisfying. I believe, heart for heart, but you must do enough to open my heart.

70. One day I will walk away from you quietly without any noise. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

7 1, all my thoughts are covered by indifference, so like an early morning rain, I kept the idea of watching the sunrise all night.

72. How strong must my heart be to withstand your repeated injuries.

Even if I love you many years later, I can still remember the feeling of loving you. What I can't return is called missing.

74. Since then, we have separated, no longer entangled with each other, and life is dull.

I thought you would like me, but you just like me and you.

76. Once, you were stuck in my hand like a thorn on a rose, and I didn't want to pull it out. Now, please leave.

Because the heart is a warm and humid place, talent is suitable for the growth of anything.

78. If you know the vicissitudes of life, who will wait for a lifetime? If we didn't hurt each other, the tears wouldn't surge.

79. When we face a fearful person, a fearful thing and an uneasy mood, the only attitude to overcome this feeling is to face it.

80. Say goodbye to everything.

8 1, find a trustworthy friend to tell you when you are sad, don't bear it alone, it will only increase loneliness and sadness.

82. The most painful way to leave in this world is that from the moment you leave, you can never enter his life again, but he is everywhere in your life.

83. I am indifferent by nature. Don't trust me. I am nobody's sustenance. If you want to come, whether you like it or not, I will pour my own wine with you.

84. What are you wronged? You're not the only one in the world who can't love.

85. There are two kinds of pain in the world, one is never getting it, and the other is losing it and never coming back.

86. It is raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella. But I held back, because I was afraid you said you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do, just like I loved you, but I couldn't give you the company you wanted.

87. Time has covered the desk with sunshine, and everything in the dream will eventually disappear like a haze.

On the classic aesthetic short personality signature that the predecessor can't forget the past.

1: I love you very much, but I can only keep it in my heart. 2. I can't forget what I looked like at that time. So we can't go back.

Everything in the past is slowly finding its destination.

Many people take their feelings for others very seriously and even forget themselves.

5: It turns out that after I get drunk, I can pretend that I'm fine.

6. Slowly, we have all changed, and we are no longer the same.

7: I forgot that even if I could persist, I didn't expect you to care.

8: That goodbye, like a knife, cut many wounds in my heart.

9: We have all changed, so love is different.

10: loving you is an instant, forgetting is forever.

1 1: The last thing I want is to miss it when I can.

12: Sincerity cannot be paid from the moment it is taken back.

13: You suddenly came into my life, but I was at a loss.

14: Who put it down first and why do you still love it?

15: Don't cherish what you get, and don't wait until you lose it to regret it.

16: Your love is so heavy that I can't breathe.

17: After I got used to your kindness, you turned to be kind to others.

18: I once loved you and was forgotten in the fleeting time.

19: Memories fly, and you are a pain I can't forget.

20: vows of eternal love are bullshit. You just said you left.

2 1: At that time, you, now I, can never go back.

22: Memories always hurt people, maybe we can't escape the torture of love.

I still can't forget him, I know he will never see it.

24: The world is so big, but it can't hold me.

25: In the end, I was the only one injured.

26: Those who have loved can never return to the past.

27: I woke up suddenly and found that there was no you around me again.

Tears drop by drop, and my heart is full of wounds stung by your indifference.

Only one person can understand the feeling of being left behind.

I pray that you love me, but love should not be begged, should it?

3 1: There is no room for me in your arms, but I care as much as death.

32: In your eyes, you are wet with tears, and your former love has finally come to an end.

Alcohol is the best antidote to paralysis and heartache.

I hope you are the last person in my life, but I can't.

35: Your cold eyes make me uneasy.

36: Too many people said they would accompany you to the end, but they all gave up halfway.

37: Do you know that your secret breaks my heart?

38: Who does the city in your heart belong to?

In fact, the terrible thing is not to wait, but to wait for someone but not to wait at all.

40: Youth is a thing of the past, and we are also becoming memories.

4 1: The most annoying thing is to miss it if you can.

42: I know that the beauty of the past is only woven by you with lies.

Even if we can meet again, it won't be like that.

I love you, but I can't stay with you all the time.

45: Now, I can only miss you by talking to others.

46: Actually, the status of my circle of friends is sent to you. Do you know or not?

47: Unexpectedly, I was full of expectations, but I lost it after I got it.

If I had known that love hurts so much, I wouldn't have taken you so seriously.

Understanding of "Former 3" after reading "Former 3"

1. If your excuse is tender and cold, then I'd rather never be serious about you.

2. It turns out that the words on the movie tickets will disappear, just like the people who accompany you to the movies.

3. I feel that your name is angular and just fits the vacant position of the same shape in my heart.

4, be your own sun, be sure to polish your eyes!

Forgiveness is a kind of grace, a feeling, a solvent and a lubricant of mutual understanding.

6. Instead of making promises to each other, it is better to act together and leave the most beautiful memories for each other.

7. Will you gradually let go of my hand?

8. Remember the loneliness we thought we couldn't bear?

9, numbness, perhaps because things around you are becoming more and more meaningless.

10, some people call this rebellious psychology, right?

1 1. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you, not because I regret it, but because I can't face the ending without you.

12, some people come, but no one leaves. That's the way things are in the world. What should come will come naturally, and hopes and demands that should not come are useless.

13, don't say I asked myself in advance how real you really are.

14. Count the stars with me. If the IQ is low, count them smart.

15, people will change, you can keep a constant promise, but you can't keep a fickle heart.

16, I'm used to it. I don't need you. I'm fine.

17, if you don't come back, I'll kill everyone who knows you and pretend you haven't been here.

18, all hesitations are inseparable from the word young.

19, a person's memory can always remember sadness but forget happiness.

20. You don't know what society is until reality slaps you.

2 1, I won't retaliate against you, I won't hate you, I won't hate you for losing me and making you sad for many years.

Don't blame her for being suspicious, it's because you forgot to give her the sense of security she wanted.

23, the years are long, I hope you will never move your heart.

24. It turns out that the cruelest parting in the world is watching you leave, but you can't stay.

25. I also hope to be your favorite person when you were a child.

26. There is nothing to trust in the fleeting time. No quarrel, no smoke. The winner and loser of the secret contest are sad.

27. All the time you are willing to waste cannot be counted as waste. John Lennon

28. I don't have much warmth, and I leave it all to people who are good to me.

29. Maybe I should give up my persistence and accept my reluctance.

30. Tieling is a good girl, but there are no good boys.

3 1, there are always some people who will come to your world, teach you to grow up and then leave.

I don't expect to dominate your whole soul. I just want to be your little woman.

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on living someone else's life.

34. Even the best ending seems to be eclipsed without your embellishment.

35. I love you No one can compare with me except your mother.

36. Have you started again? Do you think this is a game? Can you resurrect with blood?