A joke about your period?

1, there is a man on the train. Suddenly a piece of paper flew to his face. He took the paper away. Said, "Huo, this paper is quite powerful. They all made me bleed! " …

2. A vampire bat ran to God and complained, God, can you make me look better? Look at me. I'm black, thin and bald. Girls run as soon as they see me, and I can't suck blood. God said, what are you going to become? The vampire bat said, I want to be white and fat. Girls like it at first sight and can suck a lot of blood. So God turned it into a sanitary napkin.

3. A: My period came to my house. It's disgusting.

Do you hate your period so much? Stay at your house for a few days before you leave. Why are you so rude?

A: I'm talking about the period.

Which one?

4, the first day of military training, very tired, many MM can't stand it, so there are often MM excuses to ask for leave with DYM. Boys at that time were more CJ. So the boys are depressed. When we girls were sitting in the shade, many boys began to hiss, saying that the coach was biased or something. The coach of the opposite sex didn't say anything, and I guess he didn't know what to say ... Then a courageous girl said that we came to DYM. What do you care? Then the boys are even more depressed.

The most handsome person in the world is her big aunt. She can come whenever she wants, and she won't come if she doesn't want to. She won't come to you, and you will be bored to death if she comes. You have to bear it silently whether she comes or not. Admit it, listen to your period and be a good girl.

It is said that one day when a little girl was menstruating, she suddenly saw a pool of blood in her lower body. She wondered ~ ~ Yi ... (Aunt) ... and then nervously shouted ~ ~ ~ (Mom) ... Ah, this is the origin of her aunt's name.

7. One day when menstruation came, I was so upset that I signed the cat's paw: It was menstruation's favorite relatives! (expressing my impatience)

As a result, my uncle (who loves the internet) sent a question: doesn't your aunt (my mother's big sister) like to visit relatives where she hasn't been at home for many years?

8. I remember when I was in junior high school, a girl sitting behind me didn't wash her hair for several days, so I asked her why she didn't wash her hair. It's dandruff! She secretly told me that her period was coming. I didn't know what it meant, so I was very angry and said, why didn't your period let you wash your hair? She said she couldn't wash her hair when her period came, and I was indignant at that time. I said loudly that you have too many periods, why don't you even wash your hair?

As a result, the girl blushed like a tomato. Now that I think about it, I'm really sorry for her.

9. Today, when my pants were dirty, I took off my pants with a basin of water and squatted naked in the dormitory to wash blood nk… washed a basin of blood. Suddenly the door opened, and a little boy stayed at the door and gasped and shouted, "X people! ! !

The dormitory doors around me are all open ... I am surrounded by people.

10, chatting with a woman in the class. There are three daughters in her family, and she ranks first in the family. The woman said that she was really unlucky. When asked, she said, "I had my period when I was young, and it became my period when I was middle-aged."

1 1, I have my period and my stomach hurts. LG nervously asked what was going on.

I replied, "nothing, that's coming."

After two weeks, my stomach ached again, and LG said something that I really wanted to strangle him:

"That again?"

Shit, my aunt comes twice a month. I gave him a weak hammer: "Do you menstruate twice a month?"

LG waited for a while and answered, "Second Aunt."

12, friend's story: I was sitting in Yonghe with a friend drinking soybean milk. Suddenly I remembered that her period was coming. Soymilk is nourishing, so there is a saying: it is good for your health to drink more when you come to menstruation. . . . . Looking up again, I found her face stiff. . . .

13, my daughter. I was reassigned to the dormitory in my junior year. Everyone in the dormitory is the best, including a fat girl who is particularly lazy. Every day I don't like going downstairs to turn on the water, so I ask someone in the dormitory for help. Basically, one person helps me every day, which is the most.

After that, everyone was very helpless. They simply asked the interface that they couldn't mention it, depending on what she would do if she didn't have water. It is no problem to wash cold water in summer. After winter, I began to borrow boiled water from everyone. A person can make do with washing PP and washing feet by borrowing a little. A classic day has arrived ... Before going to bed at night, this woman used to "borrow" some boiling water from another roommate, set up a basin bottom, went to the toilet for a long time, and after coming out, the water in the basin turned red, and then calmly sat by the bed and continued to wash her feet. We all stopped at that moment, as if time had frozen. .........................................................................

14, background: Recently, the temperature has dropped, and everyone is in the classroom, and the smell is sultry.

A WS man came into the class … smelled it and shouted, "Why is it so smelly? Who hasn't changed wsj when her period is coming! " "The girls in the class suddenly got dark (there are 25 girls and 2 boys in my class).

A bh girl in our class replied, "What blood type do you smell ..."

15. Two days ago, the signature of the panda was changed to: I am receiving important female relatives, please don't disturb.

A male friend immediately sent me a message: You have worked hard for the undead who bleed for 7 days every month. . .

Silence. . . .

16, I met him on the subway today: I sat next to a mm, who was very beautiful, but I found that she seemed very nervous and kept the same posture since she got on the bus. I felt very strange in my heart, but I didn't think much. Then at a station, as soon as the door opened, the woman rushed out of the door in lightning speed. When I realized it, I saw that the seat next to her was covered with blood! This is nothing, what is even more frightening is that an uncle came up later and sat down without looking …

17 this Monday, one test a day. I was blind yesterday, and I was anxious to save my role. In other words, the school will suspend classes for review one or two weeks before the final exam of the university. At this time, the general study rooms are full. When I went to the study room that day, there were too many people, so I had no choice but to sit in a boy's room, near the road. The weather in Zhengzhou is nearly 40 degrees. I always feel uncomfortable when I come to my period that day. I have to go to the toilet often for inspection ~ But there is a boy next to me. How can I take out wsj directly? After much deliberation, I decided to take my bag with me. So every once in a while, he saw me go out with my bag on my back, and I came back in two minutes, and then I went out again ... Every time I went, it annoyed him ... Finally, he couldn't bear it, and said, why don't we go somewhere else? I didn't know if I was out of my mind, so I replied directly: No, you can change to wsj later, I have to make room for you ... He was silent. ...

18, military training in high school is still cruel. I believe many people have tried this taste. We only stood in the military posture for 20 minutes, and there was a chubby figure. My face is sweaty, my dog is panting ... I told the coach that I needed a rest. The instructor approved the woman next to her to take such a good vacation. After a while, he told the instructor that I couldn't do it. The instructor looked at him and said you were all right. Hang in there, he never gave up and told the instructor that my legs were shaking. The person in front of him was inserted. The instructor asked the man to do 50 push-ups on the side and then told the woman that you were all right. Keep standing in the military posture. One day, the woman was very anxious and shouted, Teacher, I didn't have my period. I have dysmenorrhea today. . . . . . . . We are all speechless. This woman is too strong.

19, my period has arrived, can the safety period be far behind?

20, wages are like a big aunt: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

Salary is like menstruation: once pregnant, it's gone.

Wages are like a period: when you reach retirement age, you will soon be gone!

Salary is like a period: you will panic when the time comes!

Salary is like your period: you are often late!

Salary is like your menstrual period: when you save it, you feel it rises, but when it flows out, it hurts. . .

Salary is like your period: only you know how much.