What are the jokes about Mark Twain?

As a literary superstar, Mark Twain left many immortal literary masterpieces to mankind, and many humorous jokes about his life became legends. There are many jokes about Mark Twain. It is said that an American professor who instructed students how to speak once taught his students a secret of success: whenever you find your audience a little fidgety and unwilling to listen to your speech patiently, tell them a joke about Mark Twain as soon as possible. Of course, this legend is not necessarily true, but it also shows that Mark Twain's humor has left a lot of laughter for mankind.

Once, Mark Twain was on a bus and the conductor asked him for a ticket. He looked around and looked embarrassed. Suddenly someone said, "Isn't this Mark Twain?" The conductor immediately said, "I'm sorry, I believe you." Mark Twain is still looking for a ticket. He was told, "Don't look for the ticket." But Mark Twain solemnly said, "No! I can't find the ticket. How do I know where I should get off? "