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Who is Venus's Belgian boyfriend?
"It's like an actor. When he plays with a boy, he will play with a woman for a while, which simply summarizes the decision of "transsexuality". At noon this day, the guests in the Four Seasons Hall of China World Hotel turned their heads from time to time to glance at this woman, but few people knew that the sexy woman in front of them used to be a boy with curly hair and loose hair, trying to show "femininity" in front of the camera.
1. The weight eaten by turtles-confirmed and changed.
"My psychology has not changed before and after the operation-I used to be just a woman living in a man's body." Before the operation, Venus was a dancer of Guangdong Modern Dance Company. At that time, his best friends were all women, but for beautiful teenagers, he was "limited to appreciation".
Venus let several directors and cameramen "record" the whole process of "Second Life" and looked at the dazzling white light around. He is very excited. Venus, who became a woman, felt that she had played a "play": no one taught her to make up, but she learned it herself; After leaving the hospital, the weight was quickly reduced from 126 kg to 96 kg, and there was no trouble in losing weight. The round face has grown into an oval face, and even those once strong thighs have become delicate and lovely pink legs ... Venus is getting more and more excited, and she is patting the table loudly: "Tell me-what is this not an act of God? 1
It takes courage to "give up" the lifeline of the family line, but Venus regards it as "a piece of cake". Parents who thought it would be resistance also unexpectedly opened. The reporter asked, if your parents opposed it at that time, would you still "do that"? Venus knocked on the table again: "Hello! I'm an asshole.-I made up my mind. A table at 1 was shaking with laughter. She said, "The operation is purely for myself. Life, you must be happy 1
2. Men have nothing to worry about
After becoming a woman, Venus received many phone calls, some of which said, "Venus, you and I are in the same boat ..." Venus interrupted each other, "Sorry, I'm not sick. 1 I was curious, so I went to the show and even made a change to inquire about" points of interest "-Venus said," Well, that's just asking about the points under my belt. What boyfriend, love, and sexual harmony ... "
Venus said that she was no different from other women except that she could not have children. Like all women, she has nothing to do with men-"everyone is animal, and everyone is equal when they take off their clothes." But men are far more animal than women, and they tend to separate feelings from sex-sex is just for physiological needs. In terms of sex, men always pay attention to results, while women don't. "
If in love, a man's "animal nature" is like "Millennium bug", what will she do? Venus thought for a moment and said, "Then he is too unworthy of my love." The person I like, whether IQ or accomplishment, is far beyond his impulse. She also sympathizes with men: "Men are under much greater invisible pressure than women."
In addition to thinking about men, Venus also thinks about journalists: "American journalists love to talk about this politically, and they can't wait to be linked to human rights-where are they?" Journalists from European countries talk about art from the perspective of respecting human nature; Our reporters in Chinese mainland are too timid to ask too many questions ... "
"People who love lace are Hong Kong people. They always ask, "Do you have any fun in sex?" Bah! No taste. I don't have to answer such a personal question! Did he dare to grab anyone in the street and ask,' Hey, are you and your husband having a harmonious sex life? "Are you happy?" Venus tapped her finger on the table, quite angry.
What if they are close friends? Venus lit up again: "Communication? -I also teach them 1
I have been in international love three times.
"Do you have a boyfriend these years?" The reporter asked. Venus cocked her head and asked, "Are you talking about feelings or sex?" In order not to be confused with Hong Kong reporters who like "lace", the reporter immediately declared boldly: "Of course, it is about feelings."
Venus pointed to her charming eyes: "My" peach blossom luck "is better, and I have experienced too many vigorous feelings over the years *-can't you see that I have a pair of" peach blossom eyes "?" She posed as a classic Marilyn Monroe, then looked at the reporter and smiled: "You are blushing 1.
Venus began her "international love" career in America. Her "international boyfriend" has one gender: tall, strong and healthy. Venus pays special attention to "health". She says "health" refers not only to physiology, but also to psychology. “‘WhoamI?’ I always take the initiative to tell each other what's going on with me. I am a sensitive person. I can tell at a glance whether the other person is interested in me or sexy. "
Venus talked about "international love" three times. When I met my first boyfriend, he was dancing disco in new york. He is a Texas cowboy. Soon, Venus chased from new york to Texas. After herding cattle with cowboys in the west for two months, Venus was forced to give up dancing: "No way, you can't jump on a cow."
* * * After living together for three months, this relationship came to an end. "The two of us are decree by destiny. He said,' You'd better go back to new york. I can't bear to see you give up the career you love. Come to me when you can't dance in the future ...' "Venus sighed.
The cowboy in the west means a lot to Venus: "He made me believe that there is true love in the world. I didn't believe that love was a moth to a fire for me. "
The second love was with an Italian psychologist. For the "wordless ending" between them, Venus just downplayed: "He advocates the supremacy of love, while I insist on the supremacy of career ..."
The third love is still a mystery. Regarding her boyfriend's nationality and identity, Venus will only reveal: "He is an internationally influential figure, so don't ask anything else-I won't say 1 Venus plans to publish an autobiography after 50 years old. Maybe this mystery will be solved by then. Venus said, "It's time for him to step down so that I can write. "
4. Men in China are not romantic.
Venus's boyfriends are all foreigners. It's not that she deliberately restricts her boyfriend's nationality, but that she thinks China men are boring: "In fact, men in China are also very romantic, but the environment makes them unable to be romantic."
Venus never tells people the details of her boyfriend's story. She said that it was the material in her autobiography and could not be shared with reporters, otherwise the "gold content" of her autobiography would be greatly reduced in the future. But under the reporter's persistent entanglement, she finally broke the precept: "Just tell a romantic story, and we old men in China should learn to be romantic."
That's the second boyfriend, an Italian psychologist who is seven or eight years older than her. Venus called him one day and talked about her dream two months ago: "I dreamed that you came to see me without any luggage, so I brought 22 cans of coke ..." As for why it was 22 cans, Venus herself couldn't figure it out.
Since two weeks before her birthday, Venus has received greeting cards from her boyfriend every day, each with an Italian letter written on it. August 13, her birthday, she connected the letters on the card in chronological order, and it turned out to be this sentence: "I love you forever."
Romance is yet to come. The doctor came to see Venus. Venus really had a dream at the airport-the doctor didn't bring anything, but he took 22 cans of coke. ...
Venus's romance also has a principle: "It is better to destroy a home than to tear down ten temples." She shouldn't be a third party. She said that although she has lived in the west for so many years, she is still very traditional in her bones.
Venus, 35, came up with an album. She said: "65,438+08 beautiful girls are all over the street. I want to show you that a 35-year-old woman has more' content' 65,438+0.
About Venus
1Feb. 995, Venus entered Beijing Xiangshan Plastic Surgery Hospital for sex-change surgery, realizing her wish of changing from a man to a woman.
Venus 1978 entered shenyang military area command Qianjin Song and Dance Troupe, and 1984 graduated from the Dance Department of PLA Art College. 1985 won the first prize of the first China Dance Peach and Plum Cup Junior Group; 1986 won the special outstanding actor award in the second national dance competition; 1987 was admitted to the modern dance experimental class of Guangdong Dance School. 65438-0988 won a full scholarship from the Asian Cultural Foundation and the American Dance Festival, and then went to the United States to study modern dance.
Since 1989, Venus has been to Korea, the United States, Italy, Belgium, Britain and other countries, or held a solo evening, or was employed by a local national art group, or founded a modern dance company, and won the highest honorary title in the local dance industry.
1993 was employed by the People's Republic of China and the Ministry of Culture, and held the national dance choreographer training class and the national modern dancer training class successively. In the same year, 1 1 held a modern dance workshop in Beijing.
1996 1 co-founded Beijing Modern Dance Company with Beijing Municipal Bureau of Culture, 1999 founded Venus Dance Company. During this period, he directed Cheng Fangyuan's solo concert "Blue Style" and large-scale musical "The Sound of Music", and starred in the drama "Broken Wrist". He has held modern dance specials such as Red and Black, Sunflower and Maid-in-waiting Drunk for a Long Time. 1In August, 998, Red and Black was awarded the Wenhua Award by the Ministry of People and Culture of China.
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