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An interesting and meaningful little story

Humor, if used well, is enough to lubricate our interpersonal relationship. The following is an interesting and meaningful story. Welcome to reading.

Interesting and meaningful story 1: standard A baker bought butter from a farmer near his home for a long time. One day, he felt that a package of butter, which should weigh 3 pounds, seemed a little too light. So he began to weigh butter regularly and found that it was not enough every time, which means he paid more money every time.

He was so angry that he began to file a lawsuit with the law enforcement department. In this way, the matter came to the judge. "Have you no balance?" The judge asked the farmer.

"Yes, your honor, I have a balance." The farmer replied.

"Is there a very accurate weight?"

"No, your honor. I don't need weights. "

"How can you weigh butter without weight?"

"It's simple," the farmer replied. "You see, when the baker buys butter from me, I always buy his bread. I always want the same weight of bread. Use these breads as weights to weigh butter every time. If it is not accurate, it is not my fault, it is his fault. "

Interesting and meaningful story 2: A parrot went to buy a parrot and saw the front of a parrot saying: This parrot can speak two languages, and the price is 200 yuan. In front of another parrot, it was written: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan. Which one should I buy? Both are shiny, very flexible and lovely. The man turned and couldn't make up his mind. Suddenly I found a parrot with a tooth missing. Its coat color is dim and messy, and its price is 800 yuan. The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages? The shopkeeper said, no, this person is very strange: then why is it so old, so ugly and so incompetent that it is worth this number? The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.

Interesting and meaningful story 3: Three gold men came to China from a small country to pay tribute to three identical gold men. The golden wall was brilliant and the emperor was very happy. However, the people of this small country are not kind, and at the same time, a question arises: who is the most valuable of these three gold people? The emperor thought of many ways to ask the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work, all of which were exactly the same.

What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return. A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing? Finally, an old minister who abdicated said that he had an idea. The emperor invited the emissary to the main hall, and the old minister confidently took three straws and inserted them into the ear of the first gold man. The straw came out of the other ear. The straw of the second gold man fell out directly from his mouth, and the straw of the third gold man fell into his stomach without a sound. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.

Funny and meaningful story 4: The root cause A pigeon keeps moving, trying to get rid of its own smell! It feels that every time it lives in its new nest for a short time, there is a strong strange smell that makes it breathless and has to keep moving. It was very upset, so it complained to an experienced old pigeon. The old pigeon said, "it's no use moving so many times, because the strange smell that bothers you doesn't come from the nest, but from yourself."

Funny and meaningful short story 5: Humor of a freak On Zhang Xun's birthday, Gu Hongming, a great scholar, gave him a pair, saying, "The lotus flower has been covered by rain, and the chrysanthemum still has Ao Shuang skills."

Later, Gu Hongming and Hu Shi also said so, saying that "Qing Yu Gai" refers to the big hat of the Qing Dynasty, and "Ao Shuang Skill" refers to the long braids left by both him and Zhang Xun.

Gu Hongming not only speaks English literature, but also advocates feudal ethics.

When he was a professor at Peking University, one day, he and two American ladies explained the word "concubine" and said that "concubine" meant daughter; When a man is tired, his hand is on his daughter. "

Two American ladies retorted: "Why can't that woman put her hand on the man when she is tired?"

Gu Hongming calmly defended: "Have you ever seen 1 teapot with 4 teacups?" How can four teapots have l cups? The reason is the same. "

Funny and meaningful story 6: Toothless Man Once, architect Liang Sicheng made an academic report on the maintenance of ancient buildings. At the beginning of his speech, he said, "I am a toothless man."

The performance hall was startled and thought it was a "shameless person". At this moment, Liang Sicheng said, "I lost my tooth. Later, I installed this pair of false teeth in America. Because of age, it's not pure white, but slightly yellow, so you can't tell it's a false tooth. This is called' old-fashioned'. The restoration of ancient buildings should be the same, and it cannot be completely new.

Interesting and meaningful story 7: Hu Shi's "Nonsense" Hu Shi, a famous modern scholar in China, is a rabbit and his wife Jiang Dongxiu is a tiger. Hu Shi often joked: "Rabbits are afraid of tigers." There was a joke that Hu Shi was afraid of his wife.

On one occasion, friends in Paris gave Hu Shi more than a dozen ancient French copper coins. Because of money, there are three fish "PTT", which is homophonic reading. Hu Shi joked with several friends who were afraid of their wives: "If a wife-fearing association is established, these copper coins will be used as badges for members."

Hu Shi often gives lectures in universities. Once, in a university, he often quoted it in his speech.

When quoting Confucius, Mencius and Dr. Sun Yat-sen, he wrote on the blackboard: "Confucius said", "Meng said" and "Sun said".

Finally, when he found his own opinion, it caused a burst of laughter. It turned out that what he wrote was "nonsense"

Interesting and meaningful story 8: mistakes In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write my address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked.

"Thank you!" The old lady said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?"

"all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl."

Interesting and meaningful short story 9: Kissing up A famous writer is coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?"

"Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out."

"Flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter and insult him.