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Once upon a time, there were two monks, an old man and a young man They went out to beg for alms. The old monk saw a woman and gave him some money. They started making trouble. After three days and nights, the woman finally died. The old monk refused to give up, dug up the girl B, and then went to the young monk. They are going to buy spring and go through a forest. The old monk suddenly became anxious, fearing that there was something to be transferred to B in the forest, he gave it to the young monk and said; Don't open it, or ... the things there are not good. You can't watch the little monk nod, the old monk is gone. It was about an hour before the old monk came out. The more he thought about it, the more curious he became, so he opened the box. Wow, there is a piece of meat. The young monk smelled it, and it was quite fragrant. After eating it, he stewed it. I caught a bird and put it in the box for a while. When the old monk came back, he opened the box and looked at it. Suddenly, a bird flew out. The old monk said,' This year the old man saw B fly for the first time, and then this year Little Khan ate B as meat for the first time. ....................................................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................................... only thinks about the funeral, and listen to the next explanation.