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Lao Luo's quotations, all of which were taught by Luo Yonghao, and were recorded privately by New Oriental students. Since every New Oriental course will have students recording Lao Luo's words, new quotations often appear. His quotations thoroughly analyze many things in life and are rich in certain philosophy of life, which is worth listening to.

The following are some excerpts from Lao Luo's quotations, which are taken out of context. Please refer to the audio of Lao Luo's quotations for the complete content.

1. It is so tough and fierce!

2. I'll give you an example and you will understand.

3. Ancient poets went to brothels to fall in love.

4. I won't tell you that the fake diploma is in the south gate of Peking University!

5. Liu Yisi

6. Haha grimly smiled and said, You don't understand this!

7. Crying twice and hanging three times.

8. I've only met Lao Yu and the Guangdong madman who recited the dictionary.

9. Tokyo Massacre.

1. What is the figure of a pear shop? Well, what do you think I'm doing? My old Luo is a standard barrel shop figure! !

11. He SHRUG me, and I quickly held the wall. Beads of sweat came out. He asked me: What's wrong with Lao Luo? I said: Don't talk to me! !

12. This question has been unclear in New Oriental for many years, until your teacher Luo joined New Oriental. The old teachers all said to me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome! I quickly said: don't say that, I just stood on the shoulders of giants!

13. Being old and not dying means being cheap (quoting Confucius)

14. My grandmother was born in Guangxu period, so she married a fart.

15. She survived for another 9 years before she died.

16. When the students ask Lao Yu questions, Lao Yu will tell him a short story about his own struggle, which will make the students all moved and forget. Ah, that's ok.

18. If you don't believe me, I'll show you the evidence.

19. If 5% of the people in China are gay, the population problem will be solved.

2. Why is it simple? Because you are a terrapin and have never seen the world.

Luo Yonghao, a 21.13-year-old boy, witnessed the life at close range for the first time in his life.

22. It looks at you eagerly, and you look at it eagerly.

23. At this moment, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote my will.

24. Accommodation class, punching class, 12-week class, 15-week class ...

25. Nine volunteer soldiers were killed after the Battle of Shangganling. I believe in Taoism ... sorry, I believe in Islam ...

27. Of course, the color TV is Panasonic.

28. Just as stupid as your father! !

29.NAIVE ...

3. Ah, he folded the quilt! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

31. Pleasant sadness

32. I am really jealous that you can meet such a wonderful teacher!

33. A real macho man dares to look directly at the bleak life.

34. Another characteristic of a macho man is to hide when crying.

35. Change!

36. It's either white or black. You're nothing if you're not white or black.

37. You're shivering with happiness.

38. Ah, it's time to go to bed. Have two cups of coffee.

39. Whichever one looks like you'll make it!

4. What trip is it? What row is it with two pigtails and a red sleeve?

41. Hey, it's not floating! Hey, it's not red bull! -------You are also a student of Mr. Luo!

42. How nice! Where did you buy it? Dad also bought a set! !

43. I had a nervous breakdown after listening to it.

44. There are two major sorrows of education in China: 1. Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the director of instruction. 2. Every school has a lecherous male PE teacher who lets boys play games as soon as they attend class, and leads girls to play games by themselves.

45. Girls are not good at this. You can fight if you are noisy, but you can not. Why are you going to snitch?

46. I patted him on the shoulder and said, The young man is dressed well! !

47. Bears snore when they hibernate.

48. After I arrived in New Oriental, I dissuaded many old teachers.

49. Eat, eat, eat! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

5. There is no need to explain the fierce life.

51.-You have peaches in this pocket, right

-(1 seconds later) This is for my grandmother ...

52. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but it was just a mouthful of water in her eyes.

51.5 Boss Yu dares to grasp

55. His eyes are bloodshot, the veins on his forehead are exposed, and hairs appear on his feet.

56. Do you still have a temporary residence permit?

57.-What about Lao Luo?-I don't know, don't ask, anyway, it's gone. < In order to cause extensive burns.

6. If you look at it from the corner of your eye, there are several precautions: 1. Don't laugh out loud ...

61. It's not easy for everyone to hang out ...

62. Note that Lao Luo never has a brother!

63. Sometimes, I feel a little nauseous.

64. Side effects, unpredictable ...

65. Anti-human!

66. It's really fucking annoying that I don't do 1 push-ups a day!

67. Children fight faster than development.

68. After 3 years, I have developed! ! !

69. My dad accompanied me and thought: This is my fucking son! !

7. Catch them up with the mountain, and give them a name, Gaoshan nationality.

71. The girls who study GRE are all fierce women!

72. I turned it over and saw that it was not me, but Gandhi! !

73. I compare my character with them! !

74. Do you want to hear a story about my honesty? When I was young, there was a cherry tree at home ...

75. In order to hint at him, I pushed my glasses every time I answered a sentence.

76. If you are not good at math, you can still be the British Prime Minister (Qiu Jier), if not, you can also be a Taiwan Province writer (Li Ao), and you can also go to Britain. Of course, you need a visa for all the above. If not, you can be a writer in China (Qian Zhongshu), and you can be a teacher at the last time (Luo Yonghao). If you can't even speak classes, you can also be a principal (Yu Minhong).

76. It's all crazy.

77. I've seen so many disabled people.

78. They. CCTV gala is not for normal people. But parents want to watch it, so sons can't go back to their houses. First, take some vitamin B6 (which pregnant women use to prevent vomiting), and then sit in front of the TV. One year, this happened: Ni Ping said with a fake smile, "Today's party highlights the theme of the party." That's right! The idea is highly consistent with ETS! If she doesn't get 24 in the GRE, it's basically a vocabulary failure!

8. Dementia-type mental patients are the happiest. They have reached a profound level and are in a very high state every day. And whatever you do: you are a fool, what are you afraid of! You can be fattened for nothing, and you will always be in the fresh air.

81. Politics is to create contradictions without contradictions; Resolving contradictions again is actually creating hatred. There is a topic in Pakistan's primary school mathematics textbooks: It is hopeless to catch seven Israeli prisoners of war, kill five, and leave a few nations that even instill hatred in mathematics.

82. If you don't explain it when you encounter misunderstanding, never explain it! There are only two things I can explain: 1. My relatives misunderstand me. If I don't explain, they will be sad. 2. The court misunderstood me. Except for these two things, I will never explain. I am really tough and don't explain! Shit, even people like me are misunderstood. What else can you do?

Audio Quotations Catalogue

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There are 134 paragraphs here. Recorded for New Oriental students in many GRE training courses in New Oriental. So it is divided into four seasons. Among them, the household registration system, the Taiwan Province issue, poets, Luo Yonghao and his brother, the divorce channel of LasVigas, the Washington family also has cherry trees, Liu Huan's daughter, national sentiment, disgusting Spring Festival Gala and so on.

the first season (duration in brackets)

1. Lao Luo quotations _email (3:25)

2. Lao Luo quotations _ending (:46)

3. Lao Luo quotations _ happy incident (1: 52)

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5. Lao Luo Quotations _sordid (:57)

6. Lao Luo Quotations _X People X Heart (2:)

7. Lao Luo Quotations _ Stinky Questions (4:24)

8. Lao Luo Quotations _ Single Father (1: ).

1. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Hibernation (3:36)

11. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Counter-Revolution (:53)

12. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Gaoshan People (7:56)

13. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Good Questions and Bad Questions (: 33)

15. quotations from Lao Luo _ There are cherry trees in Washington (8:7)

16. quotations from Lao Luo _ yellow jokes (1:53)

17. quotations from Lao Luo _ lose weight (6:38)

18. quotations from Lao Luo _ Jin Yong vs Gu Long ()

2. Lao Luo Quotations _ Luo Yonghao and Brother (13:35)

21. Lao Luo Quotations _ Logic (3:5)

22. Lao Luo Quotations _ Cat and Mouse (1:14)

23. Lao Luo Quotations _ Fundraising (3: 44

25. Lao Luo Quotations _ Rebellion (8:6)

26. Lao Luo Quotations _ Silly Bird (1:6)

27. Lao Luo Quotations _ Divine Judgment (1:58)

28. Lao Luo Quotations _ Poet (13: 46).

31. Lao Luo's Quotations _ We are pests (1:16)

32. Lao Luo's Quotations _ What does New Oriental rely on (:57)

33. Lao Luo's Quotations _ No eggs and tomatoes (:57)

34. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Drug experiment (: 57)

36. quotations from Lao Luo _ misprinted (:33)

37. quotations from Lao Luo _ really macho (:25)

the length of the first quarter * * * is 2:32:1.

the second season (the duration in brackets)

1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Welcome to New Oriental (2:11)

2. Lao Luo Quotations _number questions (:39)

3. Lao Luo Quotations _ Memorizing words (3:24)

4.

5. Lao Luo's Quotations _ No Difference (1:34)

6. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Forbidden Reference Books (:39)

7. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Fill in the blanks (1:3)

8. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Comedy Master (1: 39)

1. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Ugly French (3:36)

11. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Animal Instinct (1:13)

12. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Difficult Words and Strange Words (2:21)

13. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Traditional Theory (16: 13)

15. Lao Luo Quotations _ Cynicism (1:4)

16. Lao Luo Quotations _ Idealists (13:14)

17. Lao Luo Quotations _ Brand Mobile Phone (:56)

18. Lao Luo Quotations _ Arrogance (: 32

2. Lao Luo's Quotations _ On Officialdom (11:29)

21. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Baby's Reaction (:49)

22. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Eternal Dragon Slayer (:49)

23. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Human Sushi (3: ).

25. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Comments on English Teachers (2:49)

26. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Teaching people tirelessly (3:54)

27. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Boring Topics (1:3)

28. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Banned Books (1)