Joke Daquan laughs to death.

There's no such thing, but there are a few, so long as you don't die:

1. Selling 1 kg of pig's head meat on the street, the boss saw that the pig's head meat was less than 1 kg, and a few pieces of pig's face were cut off. When the lady saw this, she shouted, "I-don't-want-face!"

2. The fool was so miserable that he said, "I-don't-live! I can't wait to bump into tofu, grab a wool and bucket myself. Give me some noodles and I'll hang myself! ! ！”

3. Mishima (mom) went out shopping and bought two watermelons when she saw that they were cheap. However, Yinsuke Nohara (grandpa) sent them two watermelons. In the evening, Nohara Hiroshi (dad) played ball with his clients and got two big watermelons, which were too many. Mom asked Shinsuke Nohara (Xiaoxin) to give one to the teacher, but the teacher turned it against her. I was going to send five pounds of beef, but for special reasons, the prize was changed to five big watermelons. When Xiaoxin saw it, he asked his mother doubtfully, "Mom, this beef looks like a watermelon!" " -selected from the works of Yoshito Usui, the father of Crayon Shinchan, a Japanese male cartoonist.

4. Two people play chess.

A: Whoever loses will have a sip of phlegm in Wang's spittoon. A spittoon is a special spitter for ancient people.

B: OK!

...

A: I won. Let's drink.

B drank all Tan, and A was puzzled and asked, "Isn't it a drink?"! How did you ... "But B replied," It's too sticky, and it's stuck in the throat and esophagus! ! ！”

5. A passenger got airsick on the plane, and the stewardess gave him a pocket, which was about to be full. The stewardess said, "Hold on, I'll get another one."

"hmm."

When she came back, she found vomited food all over the floor, white and yellow. She asked angrily, "What's the matter? ！”

the man replied, "I thought it was coming out, so I took a sip, but they all threw up!" "

After listening to it, the stewardess couldn't stand it and threw up on the plane ...

6. A: "What's your name, miss?"

b: "ba."

a: "eight' s' eight'?"

b: "ba Jin's ba. "(Ba Jin is a famous German writer)

A:" Isn't this ... the eight of eight and the eight of eight Jin all an eight? ！”

b: "..."