Interesting Chinese characters, crossword puzzles, two-part allegorical sayings and jokes.

1. Once, the Xiongnu in the north wanted to attack the Central Plains, and sent someone to send a "battle table" first. When the emperor opened it, it turned out to be "heavenly heart takes rice". None of the great ministers of Manchu Dynasty solved this mystery. The emperor can't think about it, so he has to post a list to recruit talents. At this time, an official named He Tang in the palace said that he had a plan to withdraw his troops, and the emperor urgently declared He Tang to go to the temple.

He Tang pointed to the four words on the "battle table" and said to the emperor, "Heaven, my country is also; Heart, the Central Plains also: rice, holy also. The heavenly heart takes rice, which is to seize the country and take the position of king. " The emperor said urgently, "What shall we do?" He Tang said, "It's okay, I have my own way to retreat." As he spoke, he took a pen in his hand and added a pen to each of the four words. The original letter was returned to the bearer.

The Xiongnu marshal thought that the Central Plains didn't dare to take up the battle, but when he opened it, he was shocked and immediately ordered to withdraw.

It turns out that after He Tang added a pen to each of the four words, it became "I may not dare to come".

2. Someone sent a box of crisp cakes to Cao Cao, and Cao Cao wrote the words "One Crisp" on the box. After Yang Xiu read it, he immediately shared the crisp cakes with everyone. Cao Cao pretended to blame him. Yang Xiu said, How dare we disobey the instructions of the Prime Minister? Although Cao Cao laughed on the surface, he became more and more disgusted with him in his heart. Yang Xiu shared the crisp cakes with others.

1. Two people work together (witches)

2. There are no two points (opening)

3. Going up the mountain and going down to the factory to the end (shore)

4. One word for two months, you can't guess as a friend (using)

5. There is no wind in all directions, and one person is in it. If you guess the word prison, in fact. Put it in water, without a trace (salt)

7. What word, two mouths? (Hui or Lu) What word, three mouths? (product)

what word, four mouths? (Tian) What word, five mouths? (I)

daffodils don't bloom-pretending to be garlic

a dog with three mouths-undeserving

a blind man enters a cigarette house-modern (touching a lamp)

an air bag-pretending to be crazy (pretending to be windy)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (using Wu)

an old woman goes to a chicken nest- Head-bad luck (plum blossom)

half a grain of cotton-no talk (bullet-free)

Baldy man holding an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

The flood washed away the earth temple-be careful. (Liu Shen).

whipping in the farmland-bragging. (urging cattle).

the backbone of children-the generation of little people. (the back of a villain).

aviation somersault-turning right from wrong. (Inverted test flight).

the mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-nothing. (No temple).

the cargo ship is out of the sea-amateur. (Foreign Airlines).

burning the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! !

(Translation: Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, the meeting is now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles are invited!

(Translation: Now please speak to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbits, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big bastard!

(Translation: Comrades, today's meal is enough. Let's all be big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you ...

(Translation: Don't talk, I'll tell you a story ...)