Wet and dirty love words

We usually hear a lot of "dirty jokes" and sentences, so some boys want to use these "dirty jokes" to pick up girls. This method can make their girlfriends wet. Here are some dirty jokes.

Wet and dirty love words 1 1, things related to love, people who can have sex.

2, weak water three thousand I only fuck you.

I love you very late, and I will only slap you all my life.

4, the chest can not be touched, the chest can not be said.

Although my breasts are small, I just won't touch them for you!

6. We have nothing to talk about. Let's make an appointment.

7. Get out of the screen and slap me.

I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

9. What kinds of flowers are there? Come and plant strawberries with me.

10 Are you lying down to die? Make sure you speak dialect.

1 1. I like to plant flowers, grass and have children with you.

12, I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life.

13, I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

14, I have 200 million heirloom treasures, and I just want to give them to you.

15, I have a business of hundreds of millions and want to talk to you.

16, I can't tell you what's good about you. I just want to see you and take a bath.

I'm as sure as a gun. Why? No kissing.

18, I'll make you cattle and horses, and you give me grass, ok ~

19. How much does it cost to sleep for one night? Is the bank card enough for you?

20, you'd better go, when there are no small guns and friends like me.

2 1, don't ask me what I like best, I like your tofu best.

22. I have you in my heart.

23. You swallowed my 200 million chosen men with your golden words.

24. W: Your ass is too hard. Man: There is too much water under you.

I have a much better temper now, otherwise you would have been pregnant.

Wet and dirty love story 2 1, there are 70 ways to please you, one is shopping and the other is 69 ways.

I have been unruly, but I am upset about you in bed.

You know my depth, and I know your length.

4. Good love is three meals a day.

You smile sweetly and taste salty.

6, be my little princess, just eat my stick, it doesn't hurt.

7. Do what you like and make friends with others.

8, with Lao zi, I let you sleep loudly.

9. I am so straight in the desert, and you are so round in the long river sunset.

10, the spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to sleep with you.

1 1, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you, the glacier is you.

12, I'll make you cattle and horses, and you give me grass.

13, I said, there is nothing delicious in our school. Let's go out for dinner. He said he would eat you.

14, you want to pull out the oxygen bottle and give Cao a good meal before I die.

I want to do to you what spring did to cherry trees.

16. I hope to be young all my life when I am ashamed, and I hope to grow old instantly when I hug.

Are you free this Sunday?

18, if you have nothing to grow, come and grow strawberries with me.

19. Others approach you for sex. I am different. I can try the balcony kitchen and the car.

20, weak water 3 thousand, I only fuck you.

2 1, don't be too naughty, I'm telling you, you're looking for pa.

22. Get out of the screen and slap me.

23. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

25, others love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

26. Do you want me to apologize or let me confess?

27. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you can't get out.

Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

29. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

No matter where I meet you, I will like you.

My fist and ass can only be hard for you, and your eyes and ass can only be wet for me.

I like the way you blush, and I like the way you gasp beside me.

There are 70 ways to please you. One is shopping and the other is 69.

When I see you, I want to take off my clothes and sleep with you. Don't say dirty, that's my unique gentleness to you.

5. Did you take a shower and lie down? I'll be right there. I promise I'll make you cry for mercy.

6. You are so cute. Obviously, my brother hasn't seen you. Every time you come, he is too excited. It takes a long time to calm down.

7. I have contracted for the climax of your life.

8. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you make me sweat like rain.

9. Can you fill your loophole with my extra money?

10, your voice is sexy enough to make me hard!

1 1. People approach you to have sex with you, but I'm different. I want to try on the sofa. Well, the kitchen balcony is ok.

12, I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you. It doesn't need much, just give me grass.

13. Seeing your photo makes my hands ache. )

14, can't get in, the baby is good.

15, the most romantic thing I can think of is to try all the postures with you.

16. The distance between you and me is only ten centimeters. Can you reduce the distance by 10 cm?

17, are you lying down to die? Make sure you speak dialect.

18, the most beautiful sound I have ever heard is your breathing in bed.

19. How hard I work in bed proves how much I love you.

20, want to gently touch down from your collarbone, touch, red beans in your chest, your lower abdomen, until the last secret zone, want to possess you a little.

2 1, I love the way you are naked and shy in bed.

22. I am your desiccant, and I will fuck you when you are wet.

23. You have your depth and I have my length. Let's try our tacit understanding.

24. I haven't behaved properly, just because you are upset in bed.

25. I am willing to make love with you for the longest time with my initial heart.

26. I like your shyness and your concentration.

27. I like lying under me, hitting your body violently and watching you look up and breathe.

28. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.

29. I really want to drill wood in your body to make a fire and burn my life.

30. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.