It's sweet and provocative when you learn it.

A sweet and provocative homophonic joke that you will learn as soon as you learn it (Part 1)

1. Even I don't kiss, what are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

2. touch the scene and you will take up the word, touch the life.

3. Yang was poisoned, and Ouyang Feng detoxified him. He said to the little dragon girl, "Don't look at me, I'm just suppressing itching. The little dragon girl received," Green ... green grass has become more fragrant for me?

4. It's so cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It says I must lie next to you, and then I realize that I love you because it's called Wo.

5. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am the baby.

6. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on a poor island.

7. Medusa petrified a general's wife. The general was angry: "How dare you petrify your wife!" Medusa: Hate … and lonely birds have sung their grief?

8. Grandma's door handle is very thick, and there is a noise when she opens the door. Later, when I asked about it, I realized that it was called wanting to be rough.

9. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

1. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turned out that it was a good thing to eat peanuts.

11. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

12. Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I don't have long eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because the bacteria will kill the orange, the orange has to die. .

13. I'm ironing today, but no matter how I iron it, it will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

14. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

15. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like mud"

16. I have to fill in my personal information when I enter the door, so my identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in blindly and quietly, leaving a little secret".

17. the Monkey King's golden cudgel is missing. Ask the land father, the Monkey King: "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great because it suits your hairstyle"

18. Don't love me, it's no result. I have many things to do, and I still like to do it.

19. Do you know why Jackson Yee doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the store will be closed at night.

2. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?" A sweet and provocative homophonic joke that you will learn as soon as you learn it (Part II)

21. Little bear has a flower, but it withered. Little bear said sadly, Don't wither. Do you hear me? Do not cry.

22. I'm easy to get along with, and I can't get along with it myself.

23. One day, the duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said that it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck and the good duck.

24. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, hahaha, I am a reflection fox.

25. The coal doesn't catch fire, so it's coal fault.

26. I grew up short, short or short, short or short. Do you hear me? I still love you.

27. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhi.

28. Shrimp and mussel got 1 points at the same time. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

29. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kindness that the crab cooked the dragon.

3. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I bumped my knee. I bumped my knee. Did you hear that?

31. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to-ah.

32. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why, and he said aggrieved, "I just want to take two photos with her."

33. The children's chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The children said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I missed you so much.

34. You don't even reply to my message. Do you reply to Sichuan style pork?

35. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because wearing it for a long time will keep you safe.

36. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" Stomach says, "My name is not stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun"

37. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.

38. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

39. I seem to have gained weight. I'll accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

4. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he is afraid of being said: ouch, it's a new dress!