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Bank super joke
Bank of China: BC- No deposit!
Agricultural Bank of China: ABC- Ah, no deposit?
China Industrial and Commercial Bank: ICBC-Love can't survive!
China People's Bank: PBC- Bullshit, don't save!
China Everbright Bank: China deposit, sick!
China Merchants Bank: China Merchants Bank-deposit, no disease!
CITIC Industrial Bank: CITIC-saving, love saving!
Beijing Commercial Bank: BCCB- No deposit, no deposit?
Bank of Communications: BCM- No deposit?
Banks in China are divided into the following categories:
1. China People's Bank is the central bank of China, but it is actually an administrative organ, and basically does not handle banking business for individuals and enterprises.
2. Policy banks. Including Agricultural Development Bank, Export-Import Bank and China Development Bank, which only handle policy banking business.
3. Commercial banks. Specifically, it is divided into:
(1) State-owned commercial banks (industry, agriculture, China, construction and communications-the first national joint-stock commercial bank in China).
② National joint-stock banks (there are fifteen or six such as CITIC, China Everbright, Huaxia, China Merchants, Xingye, Minsheng, Zheshang and Hengfeng).
(3) City commercial banks (such as Shanghai Bank and XXX City Commercial Bank). ).
④ Rural commercial banks.
⑤ Rural cooperative banks.
4. Credit cooperatives, including urban credit cooperatives and rural credit cooperatives.
5 postal savings (savings business only).
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